What's messing with your groove?

#15200 Kaamos

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Posted 29 January 2014 - 07:43 PM

QuickTidal, on 29 January 2014 - 07:34 PM, said:

Abyss, on 29 January 2014 - 06:35 PM, said:

Briar King, on 29 January 2014 - 06:33 PM, said:

The snow and ice is melting.

You can have some of ours, because trust me, it's not melting. And more is on the way.
Also, yetis.

You can have our bitter cold, and extreme weather alerts as well BK. We'll happily exchange them with ya!

I'll send a couple of Frost Giants to accompany the snow caravan. They ensure it won't melt on the way. We can lose a few degrees out of the present -18.

#15201 Lady Bliss

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Posted 30 January 2014 - 12:54 AM

OMG surgery hurts! Had to have epigastric hernia surgery, and they tacked the mesh on all of my abdominals. Grrrrrrrrr. I seem to be well though, even though sitting and standing is difficult. I never ever want to do this again!

"If you prick us do we not bleed? If you tickle us do we not laugh? If you poison us do we not die? And if you wrong us shall we not revenge?" - Shylock

#15202 worry

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Posted 30 January 2014 - 12:57 AM

My brother had a hernia surgery a couple years back and his son didn't quite understand what it was and kept forgetting not to jump onto his lap.

They came with white hands and left with red hands.

#15203 Lady Bliss

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Posted 30 January 2014 - 01:01 AM

worry, on 30 January 2014 - 12:57 AM, said:

My brother had a hernia surgery a couple years back and his son didn't quite understand what it was and kept forgetting not to jump onto his lap.

OUCH!

"If you prick us do we not bleed? If you tickle us do we not laugh? If you poison us do we not die? And if you wrong us shall we not revenge?" - Shylock

#15204 worry

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Posted 30 January 2014 - 01:04 AM

Point being, glad you're doing okay and you should keep an eye out for my nephew just in case.

They came with white hands and left with red hands.

#15205 Illuyankas

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Will cluck you up

Posted 30 January 2014 - 01:38 AM

Don't talk to me about surgery. I still have flashbacks.

On topic, I was only just told I had 102.5 hours of holiday to use before March 31st the week after my girlfriend finished her only week off before then. Also I haven't got my passport renewal forms yet so we couldn't even have gone to Disneyworld.

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.

#15206 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 30 January 2014 - 02:14 AM

I think she made it....

Well now you went and deleted it and I look silly.

Boo!

This post has been edited by HoosierDaddy: 30 January 2014 - 02:15 AM

Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....

#15207 King Lear

Une belle quelquesomething sans merci

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Posted 30 January 2014 - 04:07 AM

HoosierDaddy, on 30 January 2014 - 02:14 AM, said:

I think she made it....

Well now you went and deleted it and I look silly.

Boo!

Now I want to know what happened! Someone give me the magical mod powers of seeing deleted posts!

*Men's Frights Activist*

#15208 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 30 January 2014 - 04:33 AM

Eh, someone wished them well pre-surgery after Bliss had already responded post surgery.

No biggie and I don't really care about looking silly. It's an improvement from looking stupid all the time.

#15209 King Lear

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Posted 30 January 2014 - 04:55 AM

HoosierDaddy, on 30 January 2014 - 04:33 AM, said:

Eh, someone wished them well pre-surgery after Bliss had already responded post surgery.

No biggie and I don't really care about looking silly. It's an improvement from looking stupid all the time.

WELL THAT'S NOT EXCITING

couldn't you have spiced it up just a little?

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#15210 Illuyankas

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Posted 30 January 2014 - 05:10 AM

The surgery was implanting a robotic moustache.

#15211 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 30 January 2014 - 05:15 AM

A robo-Hitler-stache.

Bliss is hailing Hitler at all hours of the day.

ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?

#15212 worry

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Posted 30 January 2014 - 05:33 AM

What! You support that monster?! Don't you know how much art he stole?!?!?!?!?! #MonumentsMen #Evil

They came with white hands and left with red hands.

#15213 King Lear

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Posted 30 January 2014 - 05:41 AM

Much better. I approve (but not of Hitler).

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#15214 Grimjust Bearegular

Irregular Bacon Berserker Medic of the Abyssmal Army

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Godless killing machine - and proud of it!

Also, braaaaiiiinnnnzzzzzzzz!

Posted 30 January 2014 - 09:39 AM

I only work part-time but I don't feel like I have time for anything any more. Haven't written, drawn or visited this forum in AGES!

Also, gaining weight.

Also also, found a lump in my lady hump a while back. Doctor says not to worry, but I'm worrying.

Things and stuffs...and other important objects.

#15215 Ukjent

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Posted 02 February 2014 - 08:18 AM

Fuck, the worlds still spins a bit.

#15216 Tsundoku

A what?

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Posted 02 February 2014 - 08:46 AM

Flatpack furniture with shitty diagrams.

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"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys

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#15217 Centzon Totochtin

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Bunnies!

Posted 02 February 2014 - 10:05 AM

Who looks at the diagrams?

That Elephant is looking rather frayed at the edges

#15218 QuickTidal

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Posted 02 February 2014 - 06:54 PM

Fuck.

Phillip Seymour Hoffman died.

Possible OD....he was in rehab for Heroin at some point apparently.

This post has been edited by QuickTidal: 02 February 2014 - 06:56 PM

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