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I'm having some kind of mental episode. Freaky Friday and Shallow Hal have made me cry this week! I mean seriously, Jack Black gets together with Gwyneth Paltrow in a fat suit and I cry?!
What's messing with your groove?
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Mezla PigDog 
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Posted 08 July 2009 - 10:34 PM
Burn rubber =/= warp speed
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Illuyankas
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Posted 08 July 2009 - 10:34 PM
Tears of disgust are perfectly natural and nothing to be ashamed of.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
#1483
Bhurnae
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Posted 08 July 2009 - 10:59 PM
Doesn't "I am right week" follow "Crying week"? <running away fast>
Mezla PigDog, on 28 September 2009 - 09:34 PM, said:
I have been entertaining tourists for many years now.... A girls gotta make a living.
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caladanbrood
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Posted 08 July 2009 - 11:04 PM
Women are all crazy. As usual, this is not good for the groove.
O xein', angellein Lakedaimoniois hoti têde; keimetha tois keinon rhémasi peithomenoi.
#1487
HoosierDaddy
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Posted 08 July 2009 - 11:58 PM
Slow Ben, on Jul 8 2009, 07:58 PM, said:
Mowing in the rain.
Why? Rider or push?
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Slow Ben
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Posted 09 July 2009 - 12:03 AM
Rider. Because the winds blowing the grass on me and i end up looking like swamp thing cause it all sticks.
I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.
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HoosierDaddy
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Posted 09 July 2009 - 12:08 AM
No. Why the hell are you mowing in the rain? Lol.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Slow Ben
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Posted 09 July 2009 - 01:42 AM
Because this is the only night i have to get it done and it pays good.
Having to go fix a tenents sink right after i sit down in my chair for the night. Grrrrr.
Having to go fix a tenents sink right after i sit down in my chair for the night. Grrrrr.
I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.
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Centzon Totochtin
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Posted 09 July 2009 - 08:18 AM
1. All tech support staff EVER
2. Printers - they don't work and one tried to staple me
3. MY stupid boobs bloody grew and now I don't fit half my bras. Do you know how expensive it is for me to find ones that fit me?! *cries*
4. Stupid negative people at work
@ Illy - sucks about your friend, condolences etc
2. Printers - they don't work and one tried to staple me
3. MY stupid boobs bloody grew and now I don't fit half my bras. Do you know how expensive it is for me to find ones that fit me?! *cries*
4. Stupid negative people at work
@ Illy - sucks about your friend, condolences etc
That Elephant is looking rather frayed at the edges
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Aptorian
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Posted 09 July 2009 - 08:34 AM
Centzon Totochtin, on Jul 9 2009, 10:18 AM, said:
3. MY stupid boobs bloody grew and now I don't fit half my bras. Do you know how expensive it is for me to find ones that fit me?! *cries*
Pictures or it didn't happen!
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MTS
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Posted 09 July 2009 - 08:42 AM
Haha all of the male population of Brisbane are rejoicing.
My computer is making an incessant beeping all of a sudden, and I have no idea what it means.
My computer is making an incessant beeping all of a sudden, and I have no idea what it means.
Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.
Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
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Posted 09 July 2009 - 09:02 AM
Silly Apt, if sacrificing kittens worked I'd just masturbate. That hasn't worked. I don't get it, I give my computer bacon everyday to make it happy. I even give it a bit of beer every now and then.
Oh, wait...
Oh, wait...
This post has been edited by Mappo's Travelling Sack: 09 July 2009 - 09:03 AM
Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.
Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
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Tsundoku
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Posted 09 July 2009 - 11:47 AM
Centzon Totochtin, on Jul 9 2009, 09:18 AM, said:
1. All tech support staff EVER
2. Printers - they don't work and one tried to staple me
2. Printers - they don't work and one tried to staple me
I'm sure there's a story in that one ...
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3. MY stupid boobs bloody grew and now I don't fit half my bras. Do you know how expensive it is for me to find ones that fit me?! *cries*
There's a downside? Oh ... yeah ... bras ... boo.
We're catching up when I get back, right?
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@ Illy - sucks about your friend, condolences etc 
Ditto mate.
Cheers,
La Sombra, Centz's cup(s) runneth over ...
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"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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caladanbrood
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Posted 09 July 2009 - 05:02 PM
I bought clothes today. My jeans were literally about to fall apart, so I had to buy some more. £20!!! It's a rip off!
O xein', angellein Lakedaimoniois hoti têde; keimetha tois keinon rhémasi peithomenoi.
#1498
Illuyankas
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Posted 09 July 2009 - 05:06 PM
Centz, Sombra, thanks.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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caladanbrood
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Posted 09 July 2009 - 05:11 PM
amphibian, on Jul 8 2009, 10:15 PM, said:
I woke up on the morning of July 4th, with several of my fingernails painted the deep, dark red of Chick Flick Cherry. For the kicker, none of the girls had any remover on them and I ended up going to a date like that.
Wait, how did I miss this first time round?
O xein', angellein Lakedaimoniois hoti têde; keimetha tois keinon rhémasi peithomenoi.
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stone monkey
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Posted 09 July 2009 - 06:27 PM
You only paid £20 for jeans and you think it's a rip-off? No wonder your old ones fell apart. How long had you had them, 30 seconds?
If an opinion contrary to your own makes you angry, that is a sign that you are subconsciously aware of having no good reason for thinking as you do. If some one maintains that two and two are five, or that Iceland is on the equator, you feel pity rather than anger, unless you know so little of arithmetic or geography that his opinion shakes your own contrary conviction. … So whenever you find yourself getting angry about a difference of opinion, be on your guard; you will probably find, on examination, that your belief is going beyond what the evidence warrants. Bertrand Russell
