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That's not exactly the worlds most obscure movie reference.
What's messing with your groove?
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beru 
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Posted 16 June 2009 - 08:40 AM
no i know... but wich BOOK and chaper to if you please...
read that book 8 to many times...
read that book 8 to many times...
i want to see this world where T'lan imass kneels
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drinksinbars
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Posted 16 June 2009 - 09:22 AM
it sounds familiar, like from the old smash advert, or from lotr movie or some thing.
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Mezla PigDog
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Posted 16 June 2009 - 09:26 AM
Sir Thursday, on Jun 15 2009, 03:00 PM, said:
I think I may have Swine Flu 
Like, really? If so, BURN HIM!!
Burn rubber =/= warp speed
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drinksinbars
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Posted 16 June 2009 - 09:35 AM
wow i think knowing that depresses me.
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Ain't_It_Just_
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Posted 16 June 2009 - 11:33 AM
Aptorian, on Jun 16 2009, 06:24 PM, said:
Potatoes?
Yes, weakling, potatoes.
My groove's messed...because now we are talking about LotR!
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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MTS
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Posted 16 June 2009 - 11:40 AM
Ain't_It_Just_, on Jun 16 2009, 06:09 PM, said:
My dad is turning into a complete anal freak.
Gross.
MTS, cos someone had to say it...
Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.
Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
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Tsundoku
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Posted 16 June 2009 - 01:37 PM
I came back from deployment 2kg heavier than when I went, but my jeans are so much looser around my waist! I have to take the belt in waaay too many notches and fold up the waist - it's uncomfortable and embarrassing! WTF happened?
Cheers,
La Sombra, faith in Newtownian physics shaky ...
Cheers,
La Sombra, faith in Newtownian physics shaky ...
"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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Illuyankas
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Posted 16 June 2009 - 05:57 PM
EVERYTHING
FUCK
FUCK
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Anomander
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Posted 16 June 2009 - 09:17 PM
Still lacking a job... this is getting ridiculous now. 
And so the First denied their Mother,
in their fury, and so were cast out,
doomed children of Mother Dark.
in their fury, and so were cast out,
doomed children of Mother Dark.
#1333
caladanbrood
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Posted 16 June 2009 - 09:31 PM
Raymond Luxury Yacht, on Jun 15 2009, 10:47 AM, said:
I ate a fibre bar. It's trying to kill me.
Slow Ben, on Jun 15 2009, 03:09 PM, said:
Raymond Luxury Yacht, on Jun 15 2009, 04:47 AM, said:
I ate a fibre bar. It's trying to kill me.
Is it a Fibre One bar which has 33% of your fibre for one day and are actually pretty tasty?
Or an actual Fibre bar which will try and eat its way back out of you from the stomach down?
Slumgullion Spitteler, on Jun 15 2009, 03:13 PM, said:
I eat a Fibre One bar everyday. Sometimes I eat 2 or 3. They're tasty, and they have never upset my stomach or tried to kill me. I'm used to fibre in my diet though.
Raymond Luxury Yacht, on Jun 15 2009, 08:00 PM, said:
Slow Ben, on Jun 15 2009, 07:09 AM, said:
Raymond Luxury Yacht, on Jun 15 2009, 04:47 AM, said:
I ate a fibre bar. It's trying to kill me.
Is it a Fibre One bar which has 33% of your fiber for one day and are actually pretty tasty?
Or an actual Fibre bar which will try and eat its way back out of you from the stomach down?
Fibre one. They are tasty, and if you eat them on a regular basis are not too aggressive. I hadn't had one for a while, or much fibre at all.
Fixed.
*mumblegrumblebloodycolonialsgrumble*
O xein', angellein Lakedaimoniois hoti têde; keimetha tois keinon rhémasi peithomenoi.
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Raymond Luxury Yacht
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Posted 16 June 2009 - 10:16 PM
Come on Caledenbrood, there's no reason to be a grumpy imperial power pedantic bear. Our spellings are fine.
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stone monkey
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Posted 16 June 2009 - 10:21 PM
I don't know how to do my job...Or even what my job is! Or whether I'm doing it right in the first place...
This is upsetting because I was quite frighteningly competent at my erstwhile job. But no, I had to go and take up a challenge, didn't I? And also because I keep on getting introduced to some very senior Civil Servants, who are in charge of projects on a national scale, who seem to have this nasty habit of making very sure I know that they will remember my name for future reference... It's going to come in very handy if I ever want to get promoted, but at the moment it's scaring the living daylights out of me...
And soon they're going to start asking me stuff, like questions on nationally important stuff that they need the answers to straight away, and I don't even know wtf it is that I'm supposed to be doing! I'm suddenly feeling like a very small fish in an extremely large pool... One that happens to be filled with sharks...
This is upsetting because I was quite frighteningly competent at my erstwhile job. But no, I had to go and take up a challenge, didn't I? And also because I keep on getting introduced to some very senior Civil Servants, who are in charge of projects on a national scale, who seem to have this nasty habit of making very sure I know that they will remember my name for future reference... It's going to come in very handy if I ever want to get promoted, but at the moment it's scaring the living daylights out of me...
And soon they're going to start asking me stuff, like questions on nationally important stuff that they need the answers to straight away, and I don't even know wtf it is that I'm supposed to be doing! I'm suddenly feeling like a very small fish in an extremely large pool... One that happens to be filled with sharks...
If an opinion contrary to your own makes you angry, that is a sign that you are subconsciously aware of having no good reason for thinking as you do. If some one maintains that two and two are five, or that Iceland is on the equator, you feel pity rather than anger, unless you know so little of arithmetic or geography that his opinion shakes your own contrary conviction. … So whenever you find yourself getting angry about a difference of opinion, be on your guard; you will probably find, on examination, that your belief is going beyond what the evidence warrants. Bertrand Russell
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Mezla PigDog
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Posted 16 June 2009 - 10:27 PM
stone monkey, on Jun 16 2009, 11:21 PM, said:
But no, I had to go and take up a challenge, didn't I?
Fool!!!
It is only because you are new and can't see through the facade that everyone uses to cover their own incompetence. Once you get used to everyone, you will see they are full of shit. I find admitting that you are new and inexperienced and then blaming your shortcomings on senior people for not providing adequate training works well
Burn rubber =/= warp speed
#1337
stone monkey
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Posted 16 June 2009 - 11:32 PM
That would work brilliantly but for the fact that there are only five of us in the country doing this job. And two of us only started just over a week ago... So the others really don't have time to train us whilst they're picking up the slack. The bright side is that at least I'm not in it entirely alone. I've even managed to find myself a personal project... which, admittedly, is only to get everyone else to learn how to fucking spell things correctly! So that provides me with a certain amount of personal amusement amongst the confusion... Which is a plus.
I'm sure I'll get the hang of it eventually, I suppose. But at the moment I spend most of my day terrified that I'm going to screw up in some arcane manner that I don't even understand...
And some people say that a change is as good as a rest.
I'm sure I'll get the hang of it eventually, I suppose. But at the moment I spend most of my day terrified that I'm going to screw up in some arcane manner that I don't even understand...
And some people say that a change is as good as a rest.
If an opinion contrary to your own makes you angry, that is a sign that you are subconsciously aware of having no good reason for thinking as you do. If some one maintains that two and two are five, or that Iceland is on the equator, you feel pity rather than anger, unless you know so little of arithmetic or geography that his opinion shakes your own contrary conviction. … So whenever you find yourself getting angry about a difference of opinion, be on your guard; you will probably find, on examination, that your belief is going beyond what the evidence warrants. Bertrand Russell
#1338
Ain't_It_Just_
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Posted 16 June 2009 - 11:57 PM
Mappo's Travelling Sack, on Jun 16 2009, 09:40 PM, said:
Ain't_It_Just_, on Jun 16 2009, 06:09 PM, said:
My dad is turning into a complete anal freak.
Gross.
MTS, cos someone had to say it...
"looks around for pithy comeback"
Fuck it.
My groove is messed because I woke up at 4 in the morning feeling like shit...and its 6 hours later and nothing's changed.
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
#1339
Mezla PigDog
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Posted 17 June 2009 - 06:43 AM
stone monkey, on Jun 17 2009, 12:32 AM, said:
I'm sure I'll get the hang of it eventually, I suppose. But at the moment I spend most of my day terrified that I'm going to screw up in some arcane manner that I don't even understand...
Perhaps you have reached your Peter Principle pinnacle!! This is it, forever
Burn rubber =/= warp speed
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Sir Thursday
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Posted 17 June 2009 - 01:09 PM
Mezla PigDog, on Jun 16 2009, 10:26 AM, said:
Sir Thursday, on Jun 15 2009, 03:00 PM, said:
I think I may have Swine Flu
Like, really? If so, BURN HIM!!
There's a decent chance of it, yeah. The day I get an email saying someone else in the college has been found to have swine flu, I develop a bad cough, a runny nose and a fever, with the occasional sneeze thrown in. Could be a coincidence I guess...but I'm dubious.
Sir Thursday
Don't look now, but I think there's something weird attached to the bottom of my posts.
