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#12920 Traveller

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Posted 28 October 2012 - 03:46 PM

Having successfully steered her away from it for years, I just walked in to hear mrs T say 'I just watched Twilight. It was quite good actually. '

NOOOO!

So that's the story. And what was the real lesson? Don't leave things in the fridge.

#12921 Satan

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Posted 28 October 2012 - 04:01 PM

Slow Ben, on 28 October 2012 - 01:37 PM, said:

Macros said:

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One of the barmaids refused to serve me last night

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#12922 Lady Bliss

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Posted 28 October 2012 - 05:42 PM

Have to go home tomorrow....BOOOOOO!

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#12923 Arthur Dayne

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Posted 29 October 2012 - 10:04 AM

Thanks to Facebook forcing their Timeline on me I found out they restored ALL my old posts. I got to go back through and re-live all the posts from my wife cheating to deleting old friends to losing loved ones and reopen a lot of old wounds I'd done really well moving past so far. It took me 3 hours and more than one set of tears to delete them all again.

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#12924 Obdigore

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Posted 29 October 2012 - 10:29 AM

Stuck at work for 30+ hours because our Governor and everyone else around here are sissies and declared a level 2 state of emergency which means if you try and drive anywhere you get arrested.

Hooray?

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#12925 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 29 October 2012 - 11:32 AM

Traveller, on 28 October 2012 - 03:46 PM, said:

Having successfully steered her away from it for years, I just walked in to hear mrs T say 'I just watched Twilight. It was quite good actually. '

NOOOO!

Mate I'm so sorry... My thoughts are with you... :cry:

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#12926 Traveller

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Posted 29 October 2012 - 03:29 PM

Tiste Simeon, on 29 October 2012 - 11:32 AM, said:

Traveller, on 28 October 2012 - 03:46 PM, said:

Having successfully steered her away from it for years, I just walked in to hear mrs T say 'I just watched Twilight. It was quite good actually. '

NOOOO!

Mate I'm so sorry... My thoughts are with you... :cry:

Dammit, she's looking for the dvds now.

So that's the story. And what was the real lesson? Don't leave things in the fridge.

#12927 QuickTidal

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Posted 29 October 2012 - 03:42 PM

Obdigore, on 29 October 2012 - 10:29 AM, said:

You could try walking. You know, like a man.

:cry:

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#12928 Obdigore

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Posted 29 October 2012 - 04:01 PM

QuickTidal, on 29 October 2012 - 03:42 PM, said:

Obdigore, on 29 October 2012 - 10:29 AM, said:

You could try walking. You know, like a man.

:cry:

Pish, I've got to stay and hold the building up, like a real man. Don't have time to wander around!

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#12929 QuickTidal

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Posted 29 October 2012 - 04:04 PM

Obdigore, on 29 October 2012 - 04:01 PM, said:

QuickTidal, on 29 October 2012 - 03:42 PM, said:

Obdigore, on 29 October 2012 - 10:29 AM, said:

You could try walking. You know, like a man.

:cry:

Pish, I've got to stay and hold the building up, like a real man. Don't have time to wander around!

Ha! Noted. Touché

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#12930 QuickTidal

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Posted 29 October 2012 - 07:30 PM

I've had a shitty Monday....and I'm wondering if it might be okay if I just eat a half bag of chips for dinner and wash it down with some beer.

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#12931 worry

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Posted 29 October 2012 - 07:36 PM

what kind of chips?

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#12932 QuickTidal

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Posted 29 October 2012 - 08:00 PM

Delicious ones.

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#12933 rhulad

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Posted 29 October 2012 - 08:21 PM

If you were a real man you would just drink a second beer and forget about the chips all together.

#12934 worry

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Posted 29 October 2012 - 08:45 PM

If I lived in Canada I would binge on ketchup chips.

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#12935 Abyss

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Posted 29 October 2012 - 09:04 PM

worrywort, on 29 October 2012 - 08:45 PM, said:

If I lived in Canada I would binge on ketchup chips.

Stick with our beer. It's better for you.

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#12936 Tsundoku

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Posted 29 October 2012 - 11:15 PM

Abyss, on 29 October 2012 - 09:04 PM, said:

worrywort, on 29 October 2012 - 08:45 PM, said:

If I lived in Canada I would binge on ketchup chips.

Stick with our beer. It's better for you.

I dunno about that ... I've had Labatt. Those chips aren't sounding too good.

Then again, Labatt wasn't as piss as Yank beer.

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A: They're both fucking close to water.

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#12937 amphibian

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Posted 30 October 2012 - 12:14 AM

Sombra, on 29 October 2012 - 11:15 PM, said:

I dunno about that ... I've had Labatt. Those chips aren't sounding too good.

Then again, Labatt wasn't as piss as Yank beer.

Q: Why is American beer like having sex in a canoe?
A: They're both fucking close to water.

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Yes, let's denounce the largest craft beer market in the world with a nonsensical joke. If anything, Australia is the worst first tier continent to get craft beers on.

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#12938 Obdigore

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Posted 30 October 2012 - 12:14 AM

Sombra, on 29 October 2012 - 11:15 PM, said:

Abyss, on 29 October 2012 - 09:04 PM, said:

worrywort, on 29 October 2012 - 08:45 PM, said:

If I lived in Canada I would binge on ketchup chips.

Stick with our beer. It's better for you.

I dunno about that ... I've had Labatt. Those chips aren't sounding too good.

Then again, Labatt wasn't as piss as Yank beer.

Q: Why is American beer like having sex in a canoe?
A: They're both fucking close to water.

:The Force:

This from the country that exports Fosters? Really? At least the Canuks export some ok beer.

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#12939 Wolfy

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Posted 30 October 2012 - 12:31 AM

Obdigore, on 30 October 2012 - 12:14 AM, said:

This from the country that exports Fosters? Really? At least the Canuks export some ok beer.

Yes but Fosters is Australia's cruel joke on the world, nobody here actually drinks it. We do however have some rather nice local beers we keep to ourselves :The Force: