What's messing with your groove?

#12601 Illuyankas

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Posted 03 September 2012 - 04:55 AM

Loki, on 30 August 2012 - 03:06 AM, said:

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I saw this linked elsewhere and literally the first response was the best possible one:

"His name is a killing word."

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#12602 Satan

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Posted 03 September 2012 - 06:55 AM

Macros, on 03 September 2012 - 01:34 AM, said:

Got a really good stream about 35 minutes in.
dear god we need an out and out striker something awful.
Droggers, that drunk guy under the bridge and even Babel are free agents at the minute.
Id take any and all of them

Fixed for sanity.

Legalise drugs! And murder!

#12603 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 03 September 2012 - 07:36 AM

Picture the scene. I see my friends, one of whom is the girl I asked out recently, though not in such terms in the interests of casualness. Hellos are exchanged. Then another friend asks, loudly, "Have you had your date yet?"

Cue the burning wave of awkwardness.

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

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#12604 King Lear

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Posted 03 September 2012 - 07:42 AM

Ain, on 03 September 2012 - 07:36 AM, said:

You make me feel old. Stoppit.

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#12605 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 03 September 2012 - 09:22 AM

Friend's wedding- spent most of the time suffering from terrible food poisoning.

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'>God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

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#12606 Wolfy

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Posted 04 September 2012 - 12:35 AM

PC died just as I was getting really hooked into GuildWars2, it's only been 2 days but I think withdrawl has already set in.

#12607 Silencer

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Posted 04 September 2012 - 03:28 AM

Ain, on 03 September 2012 - 07:36 AM, said:

You have good friends.

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Shinrei said:

<Vote Silencer> For not garnering any heat or any love for that matter. And I'm being serious here, it's like a mental block that is there, and you just keep forgetting it.

#12608 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 04 September 2012 - 08:43 AM

Silencer, on 04 September 2012 - 03:28 AM, said:

Ain, on 03 September 2012 - 07:36 AM, said:

You have good friends.

I'll say

Well she wasn't to know, and everything worked out in the end

Current groove messer is this annoying recurring short of breath feeling. Rrrk.

Oh! And Michael Clarke Duncan died.

This post has been edited by Ain't_It_Just_: 04 September 2012 - 08:44 AM

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#12609 Abyss

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Posted 04 September 2012 - 07:34 PM

Briar King, on 29 August 2012 - 09:37 PM, said:

Ho shit it's windy!!!! No rain yet but the tree tops are bent. Hugh branches are dropping and flying around. No jetpack today.

QuickTidal, on 30 August 2012 - 03:10 PM, said:

Did not upload new book to cerebellum drive today as I left the house. Finished a book on the way to work, and now I have nothing to read at lunch and on the way home tonight. I hate that! Guess i'll just look at pr0n.

RodeoRanch, on 30 August 2012 - 08:52 PM, said:

Tore my right cyborg fore-limb laser-sighted chainsaw attachment in a accident at work yesterady. Awooooo.

Briar King, on 04 September 2012 - 04:28 AM, said:

My cyborg-lower-limb is still dented since my fall last week. Damn that squeeks. And i can't aim when i pee.

Ain, on 04 September 2012 - 08:43 AM, said:

Current groove messer is this annoying recurring short of breath feeling. Knew i should have opted out of lungs. Rrrk.

Fixed for futurism.

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#12610 Loki

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Posted 05 September 2012 - 08:31 AM

The trailor for the movie 'Ruby Sparks' is freaking me out!

The two main characters look genetically related.

Feels like I'm watching a trailor for some weird incestuous romcom.

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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#12611 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 06 September 2012 - 12:39 AM

What the fuck are they doing to the national anthem in the NFL game? What the fucking fuck is this fucking travesty?

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#12612 Wolfy

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Posted 06 September 2012 - 01:00 AM

Pretty sure that the travesty you are witnessing is commonly known as NFL

#12613 RodeoRanch

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Posted 06 September 2012 - 03:05 AM

Lost another one of the family dogs. Indiana. I love that goddamned stupid mutt. Tears are flowing tonight.

#12614 Abyss

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Posted 06 September 2012 - 04:29 AM

The Quebec election result.
Fuck me.

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#12615 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 06 September 2012 - 06:04 AM

RodeoRanch, on 06 September 2012 - 03:05 AM, said:

Lost another one of the family dogs. Indiana. I love that goddamned stupid mutt. Tears are flowing tonight.

Sorry to hear that

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#12616 Shiara

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Posted 07 September 2012 - 02:27 AM

For some reason I am having trouble - LOTS of trouble - with the Invoicing system today. I have sent the same reimbursement claim to my supervisor no less than four times (which is a lot, for me) with errors. GREAT WAY TO FEEL COMPETENT, DERP-HEAD!

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#12617 pathos

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Posted 07 September 2012 - 06:12 AM

They broke my car's back window to steal a top last night... Joy.

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#12618 Centzon Totochtin

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Posted 07 September 2012 - 06:31 AM

so much work, so tired

That Elephant is looking rather frayed at the edges

#12619 Captain Beardface

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Posted 07 September 2012 - 05:23 PM

Work and Master's Degree has totally taken over my life...

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