What's messing with your groove?

#11780 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 07 June 2012 - 08:48 AM

Abyss, on 06 June 2012 - 10:35 PM, said:

Tiste Simeon, on 06 June 2012 - 06:01 AM, said:

What's messing with my groove is that I'm too scared to bore people about what's messing with my groove in case it gets fixed for some nefarious purpose...

fixed for accuracy.

Scarily accurate...

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#11781 Tapper

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Posted 07 June 2012 - 10:35 AM

QuickTidal, on 07 June 2012 - 03:34 AM, said:

Abyss, on 06 June 2012 - 10:35 PM, said:

Tiste Simeon, on 06 June 2012 - 06:01 AM, said:

What's messing with my groove is that I'm too scared to bore people about what's messing with my groove in case it gets fixed for some nefarious purpose...

fixed for accuracy.

GrimWho WhatsherFace, on 06 June 2012 - 02:37 PM, said:

horribly demotivated and hate the fact that I have to keep working in this dead-end, meaningless, unfulfilling mind-numbing job because I'm in the witness protection program.

fixed for potential television show proposal, that will then air on FOX for 3 episodes before being unceremoniously cancelled much to the upset of its fans.

Fixed for further accuracy.

If it's on Fox, then it is the Mexican cook who was the real killer, anyway.

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#11782 Obdigore

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Posted 07 June 2012 - 10:51 AM

Tapper, on 07 June 2012 - 10:35 AM, said:

QuickTidal, on 07 June 2012 - 03:34 AM, said:

Abyss, on 06 June 2012 - 10:35 PM, said:

Tiste Simeon, on 06 June 2012 - 06:01 AM, said:

What's messing with my groove is that I'm too scared to bore people about what's messing with my groove in case it gets fixed for some nefarious purpose...

fixed for accuracy.

GrimWho WhatsherFace, on 06 June 2012 - 02:37 PM, said:

horribly demotivated and hate the fact that I have to keep working in this dead-end, meaningless, unfulfilling mind-numbing job because I'm in the witness protection program.

fixed for potential television show proposal, that will then air on FOX for 3 episodes before being unceremoniously cancelled much to the upset of its fans.

Fixed for further accuracy.

If it's on Fox, then it is the Mexican cook who was the real killer, anyway.

Protip: The Fox Entertainment Channel is quite a bit different than the Fox 24/7 News Channel.

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#11783 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 07 June 2012 - 02:35 PM

My shoes have given me huuuuuuuge blisters. Owwwwww.

I can't believe it! I did an in depth scientific analysis to decide if I was ready to wear them out and about without being crippled. I wore them around the office last week with safe shoes to walk to and from work in. Then I wore them all afternoon on Monday in the pub and for a short walk. There was NO PAIN. Now, my first full day out and I am in agony with still the walk home left to do. But they're soooooo pretty <_<

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#11784 Abyss

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Posted 07 June 2012 - 02:54 PM

Adjutant Stormy, on 07 June 2012 - 03:49 AM, said:

Crap, I can't find the folder that I put all my gameboy ROMs in which means i may have no reason to avoid going out and dealing with the real world.

Mezla PigDog, on 07 June 2012 - 02:35 PM, said:

My shoes have given me huuuuuuuge blisters. Owwwwww. So i threw them away.

fixed for therapeutic reasons.

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#11785 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 07 June 2012 - 03:00 PM

Abyss, on 07 June 2012 - 02:54 PM, said:

Mezla PigDog, on 07 June 2012 - 02:35 PM, said:

My shoes have given me huuuuuuuge blisters. Owwwwww. So i threw them away.

fixed for therapeutic reasons.

Don't be a fool. I will wear them and complain until my feet are nothing but bloody stumps.

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#11786 HiddenOne

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Posted 07 June 2012 - 03:47 PM

teenager just walked in my office and heard Alice in Chains playing on my computer, so he sez "Is that Godsmack?"

blood pressure rising...pulse pounding...rant mode engaged!

HiddenOne. You son of a bitch. You slimy, skulking, low-posting scumbag. You knew it would come to this. Roundabout, maybe. Tortuous, certainly. But here we are, you and me again. I started the train on you so many many hours ago, and now I'm going to finish it. Die HO. Die. This is for last time, and this is for this game too. This is for all the people who died to your backstabbing, treacherous, "I sure don't know what's going on around here" filthy lying, deceitful ways. You son of a bitch. Whatever happens, this is justice. For me, this is justice. Vote HiddenOne Finally, I am at peace.

#11787 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 07 June 2012 - 03:48 PM

Argh! Double post required as this is so annoying. The seating arrangement has been changed in the office so that the boss' CEO is now sitting closer to me. I can hear her breathing from 5 DESKS AWAY! Even above some quiet office chatter and lots of typing. It's driving me INSANE. She must be able to hear it and realise it's weird!

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#11788 Satan

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Posted 07 June 2012 - 03:59 PM

Been walking around like zombie for most of the day, basically doing fuck all. But when I am ready to go home I'm awake like a puppy on crack. If I don't get to sleep tonight, I shall have to murder the world.

Legalise drugs! And murder!

#11789 Abyss

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Posted 07 June 2012 - 04:20 PM

HiddenOne, on 07 June 2012 - 03:47 PM, said:

teenager just walked in my office and heard Alice in Chains playing on my computer, so he sez "Is that Godsmack?"

so i shot him.

Mezla PigDog, on 07 June 2012 - 03:48 PM, said:

Argh! Double post required as this is so annoying. The seating arrangement has been changed in the office so that the boss' CEO is now sitting closer to me. I can hear her breathing from 5 DESKS AWAY! Even above some quiet office chatter and lots of typing. It's driving me INSANE. And it's getting closer. And hey, is that a chainsaw i hear...?

Satan, on 07 June 2012 - 03:59 PM, said:

Been walking around like zombie for most of the day, basically eating peoples' brains. But when I am ready to go home I'm awake like a puppy on crack eating peoples' brains. If I don't get to sleep tonight, I shall have to murder the world by eating peoples' brains.

fixed for restricted audiences rating.

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#11790 Puck

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Posted 07 June 2012 - 08:47 PM

I hate tidying up, I never find what I'm looking for afterwards <_<

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#11791 Raymond Luxury Yacht

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Posted 07 June 2012 - 09:22 PM

I somehow forgot to ever come to the forum for several weeks. I missed it, but didn't realize what I was missing. Damn Aptorian for introducing me to reddit, it takes up too much of my dicking around on the internet time.

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#11792 Tsundoku

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Posted 08 June 2012 - 02:00 AM

Mezla PigDog, on 07 June 2012 - 03:48 PM, said:

You work for Dath Vaderette?

EDIT: "Apology accepted, Captain Pigdog" <_<

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#11793 Centzon Totochtin

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Posted 08 June 2012 - 02:10 AM

card was charged twice for a $1000+ payment, has frozen my bank account, have no money for the long weekend as the refund will not hit my account until Tuesday next week <_<

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#11794 Silencer

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Posted 08 June 2012 - 02:15 AM

Whoa, that sucks!

It's really a complicated business, getting your money BACK when it's been mistakenly charged. *sigh*

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#11795 Macros

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Posted 08 June 2012 - 11:04 AM

Fucking wick internet connectoin and planes flying over my house interupting the few shit tv channels we get

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#11796 Satan

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Posted 08 June 2012 - 12:56 PM

Abyss, on 07 June 2012 - 04:20 PM, said:

Satan, on 07 June 2012 - 03:59 PM, said:

fixed for restricted audiences rating.

Let the brain eating apocalypse begin! Stayed up far to late watching What I hate about you, and promptly slept through my alarm the next morning. Came to late for the Friday Football, and only managed a tie even though we were up 7-3 with 20 minutes to go. Came to work and found out that I had managed to muck up in a massive manner the assessment process for two students. Thankfully the strike is over, but what this means is that everyone is stressed out of their mind over all the things that hasn't been done yet. And all the while I just want to go back to bed.

Legalise drugs! And murder!

#11797 QuickTidal

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Posted 08 June 2012 - 01:53 PM

Fiona Apple is coming to Toronto and I don't have anyone to go with me.

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#11798 Abyss

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Posted 08 June 2012 - 02:48 PM

Puck, on 07 June 2012 - 08:47 PM, said:

I hate tidying up~~, I never find what I'm looking for afterwards~~

Raymond Luxury Yacht, on 07 June 2012 - 09:22 PM, said:

I somehow forgot to ever come to the forum for several weeks. ~~I missed it, but didn't realize what I was missing. Damn Aptorian for introducing me to reddit, it takes up too much of my dicking around on the internet time.~~

Satan, on 08 June 2012 - 12:56 PM, said:

Macros, on 08 June 2012 - 11:04 AM, said:

Fucking ~~wick internet connectoin and planes flying over my house interupting the few~~ shit ~~tv channels we get~~

Fixed for relevance/accuracy.

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