What's messing with your groove?

#11580 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 14 May 2012 - 07:23 PM

Tiste Simeon, on 14 May 2012 - 04:36 PM, said:

OK, listen up cos this is an all time groove messer.

Tonight, I have to watch Twilight Breaking Dawn Pt 1... :doh:

Allow me to provide some context. I may have mentioned before that my wife and I made a deal whereby she would come to a metal gig with me & I would watch all the Twilight films with her... She dutifully came to a gig, and I have so far watched the first 3. You may even remember that I did my bit to allay the soul crushing idiocy coming my way by standing up and whipping my top off at the same time poncy werewolf boy did it. It has since ruined a couple of peoples experience of said poncy werewolf boy, and I consider that a win...

But the time has now come that I have to watch the next one and I am a man of my word... Think well of me my friends, for I may never be the same again... In lieu of flowers, please send sympathy rep to "Please for the love of everything holy, stop pretending Twilight is respectable" (Tiste Simeon memorial rep fund) Charity #092133982357

*marches off heroically into the distance like a soldier going to a war he knows he cannot return from*

EDIT: I am wearing my Malaz T-Shirt to remind me that good and wonderful things do exist in this world...

Man invented liquor for good reason.

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'>God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.</div>

#11581 worry

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Posted 14 May 2012 - 08:30 PM

Adjutant Stormy, on 14 May 2012 - 07:23 PM, said:

Tiste Simeon, on 14 May 2012 - 04:36 PM, said:

OK, listen up cos this is an all time groove messer.

Tonight, I have to watch Twilight Breaking Dawn Pt 1... :doh:

Man invented RIFFTRAX for good reason.

They came with white hands and left with red hands.

#11582 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 14 May 2012 - 09:48 PM

I... survived! This time my plan was simple. I snuck in my MP3 player & headphones. I managed to get away with about 10 minutes of heavy metal bliss before my wife noticed. Would have been longer too, had it not been the fact that they paused it so someone could go to the loo... I managed to also ease the pain by constant mockery of the stupidity of it all, despite being constantly told off by everyone. I have to admit, Kristen Stewart does some fine acting being dead for a quarter of an hour!!

I will recover. I will come back stronger. There is only one film left and I think I can make it. In all things, England prevails! Or whatever...

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You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.

#11583 Princess

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Posted 14 May 2012 - 10:14 PM

I appear to have lapsed back into depression after nearly a year. Yaaaaaaay.

This post has been edited by Terry Goodkind: 14 May 2012 - 10:15 PM

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#11584 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 15 May 2012 - 09:05 AM

Welcome back BK

Spent ages in Williamstown doing a screen test for the Actor's Showreel. It went well, but now I have a long night of public transport ahead of me.

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

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#11585 MTS

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Posted 15 May 2012 - 11:13 AM

Sitting down to translate some Latin and realising how much of it I've lost in the last seven months.

Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.

Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.

#11586 Macros

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Posted 15 May 2012 - 11:26 AM

rumours that FSG are sacking Kenny.
Now I'm not one oft hese blinkered kenny is king and can do no wrong fans, he did ok this year, jsut ok, a few bad purchases imo, but i dont know how much that is down to him, a few important games he got the set up wrong completely. But if they are getting rid of him it better be to make way for somone impressive

2012
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#11587 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 15 May 2012 - 03:47 PM

Extremely slow & boring shift...

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I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.

#11588 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 16 May 2012 - 05:45 AM

Friends have work tomorrow, so they're going to bed

#11589 Macros

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Posted 16 May 2012 - 10:38 PM

Kent sacked

2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"

#11590 worry

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Posted 16 May 2012 - 10:50 PM

By the Visigoths?

They came with white hands and left with red hands.

#11591 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 17 May 2012 - 01:28 AM

Waiting for the bus to go home today, and had my fucking Nook stolen by a dude riding by on a bike.

Dropped my backpack and ran out of my sandals, chased him down the street on foot. Dozens of people don't bother to help, just content to watch a guy with no shoes chase a dude on a bike.

The only person who was even remotely helpful was a little girl who picked up my shoes for me.

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Posted 17 May 2012 - 02:30 AM

Forgot my shin guards for footy today

my legs and feet feel like they've been tenderized.

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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.

#11593 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 17 May 2012 - 10:32 AM

Stupid fucking people keep prank calling me from a blocked number. Not liking it.

Suck it Errant!

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QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#11594 QuickTidal

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Posted 17 May 2012 - 10:46 AM

My mum is in the hospital with a twisted stomach. She's in intensive care awaiting to hear if she needs surgery or not.

It's fucking tough to see her hooked up to all those tubes and monitors.

It's also bothering me how long we have to wait.

"When the last tree has fallen, and the rivers are poisoned, you cannot eat money, oh no." ~Aurora

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#11595 QuickTidal

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Posted 17 May 2012 - 05:13 PM

UPDATE: My Mum is out of the ICU and the surgery isn't an emergency and she's not in stomach pain any longer. So they will be fixing her twisted stomach and also an apparent hernia as well. Was glad to hear she will be on the mend.

"When the last tree has fallen, and the rivers are poisoned, you cannot eat money, oh no." ~Aurora

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#11596 worry

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Posted 17 May 2012 - 08:01 PM

Yikes, how does a stomach get twisted?

They came with white hands and left with red hands.

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Posted 17 May 2012 - 08:19 PM

worrywort, on 17 May 2012 - 08:01 PM, said:

Yikes, how does a stomach get twisted?

It's apparently very rare in humans (less rare in animals), and it's similar to intestines getting twisted. It has both diet and exercise connotations, but the Doctor's aren't exactly fully aware of just how a specific instance occurs.

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#11598 Macros

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Posted 18 May 2012 - 03:38 AM

Missing bbq2012
fuck

2012
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