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#10641 Abyss

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Posted 21 February 2012 - 07:28 PM

Mezla PigDog, on 21 February 2012 - 07:08 PM, said:

If you can think of an accident involving acids, solvents and or combustibles (we also have a circular saw) that can be orchestrated to be worth the compensation, I'll give it my best shot!

I'm fairly sure we can arrange something.
Just leave it with me...

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#10642 Lady Bliss

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Posted 21 February 2012 - 07:40 PM

Mezla PigDog, on 21 February 2012 - 07:08 PM, said:

If you can think of an accident involving acids, solvents and or combustibles (we also have a circular saw) that can be orchestrated to be worth the compensation, I'll give it my best shot!

Now I'm no chemist, but it has been my experience that mixing chemicals around willy nilly can result in all sorts of Bad Things. At the very least you may turn into a mutant super hero...

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#10643 Mrs Savagely Wishy Washy

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Posted 21 February 2012 - 08:09 PM

I'm really annoyed with myself because for months I have known that my favourite band is going to come and play just around the corner from where I live. I haven't seen them in two years and I was looking forward to going out, getting bladdered and saying hi to the gang. And what do I do? I invite friends over for dinner on that very same night- without thinking twice. Which in itself is great, and we'll have a good night, it's gonna be the Fondue deluge Vol II and I will get bladdered either way, but still. I was really looking forward to a night out, the best music ever, a few beers.

but are they worth preserving?
'that judgement does not belong to you.'

#10644 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 21 February 2012 - 08:24 PM

Maia Irraz, on 21 February 2012 - 01:28 PM, said:

Adjutant Stormy, on 21 February 2012 - 08:01 AM, said:

Grandfather who's ill had to be taken off his antibiotics and he needs a transfusion to get his bloodcell count up. Now he's getting worse, and he's too stubborn to get the transfusion and the only person on the planet with the power to make him do it (my grandmother) is taking a 'well it's gonna be what its gonna be' attitude instead of a 'god damn it do what the fucking doctors tell you' attitude.

Ugh, that sucks! I hate that kind of quasi-fatalistic attitude...I mean, would your grandmother be happy if he died? Probably not! This might sound cruel but if I were in that position I'd have a serious talk with your grandmother (assuming you haven't already) and lay it on the line, maybe that'll snap her out of it? I know this isn't the same thing but when my mom was in hospital recently I kept having to be all "shit just got real" with her whenever she'd start being overly fatalistic and it did help, though I felt like a total bitch every time I put on my mean face. It did work, at least.

Big family, I'm basically within 2 or 3 people of the bottom of the influence-over-grandma scale.

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Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

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#10645 Cyphon

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Posted 21 February 2012 - 08:30 PM

February has been far too much of a social month, read: expensive.

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#10646 Lucifer's Heaven

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Posted 22 February 2012 - 12:53 AM

Adjutant Stormy, on 21 February 2012 - 08:24 PM, said:

Big family, I'm basically within 2 or 3 people of the bottom of the influence-over-grandma scale.

Maybe the fact that no-one expects you to do it will give her pause and help your cause?
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I did not intend to rhyme... And for some reason the word rhyme looks really wrong, even though I know I spelled it correctly.

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#10647 Tsundoku

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Posted 22 February 2012 - 01:12 AM

Gah! What a shit day already. And it's not even noon, ON A DAY OFF!

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#10648 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 22 February 2012 - 01:36 AM

Trying to study in the library but the goddamned lights keep going out.

#10649 MTS

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Posted 22 February 2012 - 07:25 AM

Just had to take my grandad to the hospital for internal bleeding. Still waiting on the diagnosis.

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#10650 King Lear

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Posted 22 February 2012 - 08:30 AM

Oh that sucks MTS, I hope he's going to be okay!

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#10651 Gothos

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Posted 22 February 2012 - 10:29 AM

Aerosvit no longer services Berlin airports. Which means no decent direct flights to Dnepropetrovsk.

Fuck.

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#10652 Wanderer

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Posted 22 February 2012 - 12:54 PM

James Joyce and Virginia Woolf.

And it's a short essay....usually a good thing....but its all about concision.

Modernism....grrr.

#10653 QuickTidal

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Posted 22 February 2012 - 01:51 PM

Adjutant Stormy, on 22 February 2012 - 01:36 AM, said:

Trying to study in the library but the goddamned lights keep going out.

Are you in a horror movie?

If you're in a horror movie you need to get out of there...the demons will be coming soon.

And you can't escape those fuckers.

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#10654 Jade-Green Pig-Hog Swine-Beast

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Posted 22 February 2012 - 01:58 PM

It's already too late. You know how it goes; he never had a chance anyway.

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#10655 QuickTidal

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Posted 22 February 2012 - 02:02 PM

Jade-Green Pig-Hog Swine-Beast, on 22 February 2012 - 01:58 PM, said:

It's already too late. You know how it goes; he never had a chance anyway.

Yup, probably true.

Stormy next time don't say stuff like "I'll be right back" or "You guys go, I'm going to stay and study a bit more"....that shit never goes down well.

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#10656 Illuyankas

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Posted 22 February 2012 - 06:22 PM

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Posted 22 February 2012 - 06:36 PM

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#10658 Slow Ben

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Posted 22 February 2012 - 07:31 PM

Wife and i are both sick.

That or we just punished our bodies with so much alcohol in the last 2 weeks they are punishing us back.

Either way it sucks.

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I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.

#10659 Darkwatch

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Posted 22 February 2012 - 07:56 PM

Yes I hypothesized that you'd be getting incredibly hammered yesterday.
Fun?

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#10660 Slow Ben

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Posted 22 February 2012 - 08:00 PM

Soooo much fun.

Mardi Gras must be experienced at least once. But only once for me, I'm too old for this marathon drinking shit anymore. If we're still here next year it'll be just going out once or twice to the bigger parades.

I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.