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What's messing with your groove?

#1041 User is offline   Centzon Totochtin 

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Posted 28 April 2009 - 10:21 AM

OMG Apt that would have hurt!!!!! these were just green chillis, hot but not killer, my eyes and hands are fine now :lol: wont be doing that again any time soon though, my eye looks creepy.
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#1042 User is offline   HoosierDaddy 

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Posted 28 April 2009 - 10:55 AM

My heart is breaking for my mother. She's fought the sad, sad fight of trying to keep a marriage together for the second time. But, her husband doesn't deserve her. Not at all. If I could, oh... I'd lay waste him. No woman deserves to hear what she's heard and be treated the way she's been treated.

I'm sick of this shit.
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#1043 User is offline   Centzon Totochtin 

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Posted 28 April 2009 - 11:03 AM

HD, doesn't sound like a good situation :lol: Nothing much I can say from across the world to make it better, but I hope the situation gets better for your mum and hope that she can have a happy life!
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#1044 User is offline   Mezla PigDog 

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Posted 28 April 2009 - 11:04 AM

 Centzon Totochtin, on Apr 28 2009, 10:33 AM, said:

*swears extremely loudly*

I just touched my eye with chilli hands!!!! OWIE OWIE OWIE OWIE OWIE


I have done this with hands that had recently been chopping onion, garlic, ginger and chili. The combination was pretty bad but not as bad as the time I had ground black pepper dust in my eye.
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Posted 28 April 2009 - 11:07 AM

@RLY
Hurts to lose a pet, I know. At least he's not in pain now. :p

@Centz
Ow! No teacher like experience, eh? :lol:

@HD
Bloke messes with your Mum ... well, no jury would convict you. :D

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#1046 User is offline   Centzon Totochtin 

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Posted 28 April 2009 - 11:13 AM

@ sombra - yes I have learned not to forget I have been chopping chilli's :lol:

@ Mez - how did you get ground pepper in your eye??
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Posted 28 April 2009 - 11:36 AM

 Raymond Luxury Yacht, on Apr 28 2009, 08:08 AM, said:

Just took Oscar the ferret to the vet to be put to sleep. Poor guy. Adrenal cancer, pancreatic cancer causing insulinoma, lymphoma and a brain tumor. I can't say it wasn't expected, but still a shitty way to spend my day.

I miss my weasel.


Oh...so sorry.

I've got bloody community service tommorow...from what I hear, I have to help extremely disabled people with footy tipping. It's a lot worse than it sounds!
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Posted 28 April 2009 - 11:45 AM

@RLY my condolences, putting down a pet is hard. I know what you're going through; my cat of 12 years was put down last year...tough times.

@AIJ, community service is fun! In yr 11 when I did it, I went to a centre for disabled people as well, and we just helped 'em out and got to know 'em. We had lots of fun - we played a game of footy with some of the mentally disabled children, and we even played some wheelchair hockey with those physically disabled : ) And I think you'll find they're amazing people. Such a great outlook on life; it's amazing.

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Posted 28 April 2009 - 11:51 AM

 Centzon Totochtin, on Apr 28 2009, 12:13 PM, said:

@ Mez - how did you get ground pepper in your eye??


It was a wild affair involving a very sleepy breakfast of boiled eggs with a hand sprinkling of ground black pepper. I've had chili juice in my eyes and up my nose (I had an itch!). The black pepper pain eclipses anything chili can do. Give it a try :lol:
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Posted 28 April 2009 - 01:21 PM

 Mezla PigDog, on Apr 28 2009, 06:04 AM, said:

 Centzon Totochtin, on Apr 28 2009, 10:33 AM, said:

*swears extremely loudly*

I just touched my eye with chilli hands!!!! OWIE OWIE OWIE OWIE OWIE


I have done this with hands that had recently been chopping onion, garlic, ginger and chili. The combination was pretty bad but not as bad as the time I had ground black pepper dust in my eye.



One time one of my idiot friends decided to use and empty contact solution bottle as a spitter. I wake up one groggy morning and shoot copenhagen juice right into my eye. Hurt a little...

Still messes with my groove just thinking about it.
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Posted 28 April 2009 - 01:52 PM

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Posted 28 April 2009 - 03:17 PM

 HoosierDaddy, on Apr 28 2009, 03:55 AM, said:

My heart is breaking for my mother. She's fought the sad, sad fight of trying to keep a marriage together for the second time. But, her husband doesn't deserve her. Not at all. If I could, oh... I'd lay waste him. No woman deserves to hear what she's heard and be treated the way she's been treated.

I'm sick of this shit.


Been there done that mate. Hope things look up for you and ya mum.
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Posted 28 April 2009 - 03:17 PM

 Slow Ben, on Apr 28 2009, 06:21 AM, said:

 Mezla PigDog, on Apr 28 2009, 06:04 AM, said:

 Centzon Totochtin, on Apr 28 2009, 10:33 AM, said:

*swears extremely loudly*

I just touched my eye with chilli hands!!!! OWIE OWIE OWIE OWIE OWIE


I have done this with hands that had recently been chopping onion, garlic, ginger and chili. The combination was pretty bad but not as bad as the time I had ground black pepper dust in my eye.



One time one of my idiot friends decided to use and empty contact solution bottle as a spitter. I wake up one groggy morning and shoot copenhagen juice right into my eye. Hurt a little...

Still messes with my groove just thinking about it.


Better then drinking it. Which I've managed to do, twice. LOL
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#1054 User is offline   KalamMekhar 

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Posted 28 April 2009 - 04:50 PM

 HoosierDaddy, on Apr 28 2009, 11:55 AM, said:

My heart is breaking for my mother. She's fought the sad, sad fight of trying to keep a marriage together for the second time. But, her husband doesn't deserve her. Not at all. If I could, oh... I'd lay waste him. No woman deserves to hear what she's heard and be treated the way she's been treated.

I'm sick of this shit.


That sucks HD, my dad has gone through 2 divorces, my mom 2, so i mean i see where you are coming from and if you need to talk, let me know! i gotz experience lol.
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Posted 28 April 2009 - 06:36 PM

sisters new laptop arrived today, I'm setting it up for her, obscenely jealous of its speed :lol:
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Posted 28 April 2009 - 07:18 PM

 HoosierDaddy, on Apr 28 2009, 10:45 AM, said:

I very well could be homeless again soon. So, if you don't hear from me for a while, you'll know why.


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!


say it aint so,

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i hate this forums post controls, i can never get the font controls to work correctly

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Posted 29 April 2009 - 04:00 AM

Getting up at fucking 5 in the morning. By body is resisting me. OBEY ME, STUPID FLESHY BITS! WE HAVE TO GO TO WORK!
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Posted 29 April 2009 - 04:23 AM

Annoying people and my amount of homework.
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Posted 29 April 2009 - 04:56 AM

DENTIST

AND EVOLUTION FOR MAKING WISDOM TEETH USELESS

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Posted 01 May 2009 - 11:02 AM

I just got emails saying I was rejected for 2 jobs I didn't even apply for. That really hurts :)
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