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What's messing with your groove?
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Posted 02 February 2012 - 12:01 PM
Puck was not birthed, she was cleaved from a lava flow and shaped by a fierce god's hands. - [worry]
Ninja Puck, Ninja Puck, really doesn't give a fuck..? - [King Lear]
Ninja Puck, Ninja Puck, really doesn't give a fuck..? - [King Lear]
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QuickTidal
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Posted 02 February 2012 - 12:11 PM
Ugh.
I am 35 today.
I am 35 today.
"When the last tree has fallen, and the rivers are poisoned, you cannot eat money, oh no." ~Aurora
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#10302
Loki
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Posted 02 February 2012 - 12:15 PM
QuickTidal, on 02 February 2012 - 12:11 PM, said:
Ugh.
I am 35 today.
I am 35 today.
What's wrong with 35?
Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:
And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.
~TQB~
#10304
Tiste Simeon
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Posted 02 February 2012 - 12:48 PM
QuickTidal, on 02 February 2012 - 12:11 PM, said:
Ugh.
I am 35 today.
I am 35 today.
Happy Birthday gramps! You made me feel a lot better about turning 27 on Saturday!
Have birthday rep!
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For I Scream.
#10305
Mezla PigDog
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Posted 02 February 2012 - 01:15 PM
Happy Birthday QT!
My groove is messed by being on a diet! I'm trying a very novel and little heard of method of weightloss which generally involves eating less calories and doing more exercise. I hear it's popular in LA. Anyway, I've been doing it since the beginning of January and it's going quite well (although why does weight always go from boobs first??). The reason for the messed groove post is my frickin colleagues have no respect for the fact I've told them I'm on a diet. Fair enough, they pass biscuits around and offering me one is only polite but when I say "No thanks, I'm on a diet" they then wave them in my face and try to convince me to have one. I'm having a serious craving for sweet food today so literally having biscuits waved under my nose is very difficult. We also have a reception this evening where they're going to try to force cake onto me. I accept my weight loss is my own problem but it's still really fucking annoying!!
My groove is messed by being on a diet! I'm trying a very novel and little heard of method of weightloss which generally involves eating less calories and doing more exercise. I hear it's popular in LA. Anyway, I've been doing it since the beginning of January and it's going quite well (although why does weight always go from boobs first??). The reason for the messed groove post is my frickin colleagues have no respect for the fact I've told them I'm on a diet. Fair enough, they pass biscuits around and offering me one is only polite but when I say "No thanks, I'm on a diet" they then wave them in my face and try to convince me to have one. I'm having a serious craving for sweet food today so literally having biscuits waved under my nose is very difficult. We also have a reception this evening where they're going to try to force cake onto me. I accept my weight loss is my own problem but it's still really fucking annoying!!
Burn rubber =/= warp speed
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Loki
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Posted 02 February 2012 - 01:23 PM
Mezla PigDog, on 02 February 2012 - 01:15 PM, said:
(although why does weight always go from boobs first??).
You're complaining? Everytime I've lost weight in the past my boobs are the LAST place that I loseit from. I don't know how much weight I'd have to lose before they'd start to shrink. If it was possible I'd switch situations with you.
~ Loki - Hates not being able to commando crawl.
Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:
And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.
~TQB~
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Mezla PigDog
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Posted 02 February 2012 - 01:24 PM
My preference is more boob, less commando crawl!
Burn rubber =/= warp speed
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Loki
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Posted 02 February 2012 - 01:26 PM
Mezla PigDog, on 02 February 2012 - 01:24 PM, said:
My preference is more boob, less commando crawl!
That's exactly what Matador said....
You guys obviously don't appreciate the need for a decent commando crawl during an intense game of laser squirmish.
Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:
And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.
~TQB~
#10309
QuickTidal
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Posted 02 February 2012 - 01:59 PM
Thanks for the Bday wishes folks! Much obliged.
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"Someone will always try to sell you despair, just so they don't feel alone." ~Ursula Vernon
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Gust Hubb
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Posted 02 February 2012 - 05:48 PM
Wishing I was home with my wife and kid.
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#10311
Tsundoku
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Posted 02 February 2012 - 08:26 PM
Mezla PigDog, on 02 February 2012 - 01:24 PM, said:
My preference is more boob, less commando crawl!
I approve of this post.
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"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
#10312
Darkwatch
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Posted 02 February 2012 - 09:28 PM
Work for the last two days has been rather bad. Really no motivation.
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Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος
Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.
The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist
Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος
RodeoRanch said:
You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
#10314
Illuyankas
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Posted 03 February 2012 - 03:55 AM
So I'm browsing some elseforum thread about how fucking weird internet fanbases ('fandom') can be and I see a few new posts with a link to a picturaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Loki
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Posted 03 February 2012 - 04:21 AM
We have a house inspection in a couple of weeks which is cool because our place is nearly always clean thanks to Matador's OCD. But our lawns are another matter. They were fine but then our mower died, then the mower we borrowed died, then there was a run of 35+ days were I wasn't going to do the lawns, and you can't mow after 6pm which is when it cools down, then it started to be rainy everyday and as a result my backyard is the amazon and my front lawn isn't going to win any tidy neighbourhood awards. I think I'm going to have to do something housewives around the world always do when they run out of acceptable options -
I'm going to have to get a man in.
I'm going to have to get a man in.
Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:
And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.
~TQB~
#10317
amphibian
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Posted 03 February 2012 - 04:30 AM
Loki, on 03 February 2012 - 04:21 AM, said:
We have a house inspection in a couple of weeks which is cool because our place is nearly always clean thanks to Matador's OCD. But our lawns are another matter. They were fine but then our mower died, then the mower we borrowed died, then there was a run of 35+ days were I wasn't going to do the lawns, and you can't mow after 6pm which is when it cools down, then it started to be rainy everyday and as a result my backyard is the amazon and my front lawn isn't going to win any tidy neighbourhood awards. I think I'm going to have to do something housewives around the world always do when they run out of acceptable options -
I'm going to have to get a man in.
I'm going to have to get a man in.
Check the spark plugs.
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Loki
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Posted 03 February 2012 - 04:54 AM
amphibian, on 03 February 2012 - 04:30 AM, said:
Loki, on 03 February 2012 - 04:21 AM, said:
We have a house inspection in a couple of weeks which is cool because our place is nearly always clean thanks to Matador's OCD. But our lawns are another matter. They were fine but then our mower died, then the mower we borrowed died, then there was a run of 35+ days were I wasn't going to do the lawns, and you can't mow after 6pm which is when it cools down, then it started to be rainy everyday and as a result my backyard is the amazon and my front lawn isn't going to win any tidy neighbourhood awards. I think I'm going to have to do something housewives around the world always do when they run out of acceptable options -
I'm going to have to get a man in.
I'm going to have to get a man in.
Check the spark plugs.
Oh please! Just because I'm female doesn't mean I don't know how to fix things!
I've changed the sparks plugs, replaced the filter and given it a new rotory blade. What ever the issue is it is with the motor itself. As soon as I find somewhere local that fixes mower motors I'll get it checked out.
Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:
And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.
~TQB~
#10319
Illuyankas
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Posted 03 February 2012 - 05:05 AM
King Lear, on 03 February 2012 - 04:02 AM, said:
Didn't we see that in the MLP thread?
This is the updated version! With pie charts! And more misogyny!
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
