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#81 User is offline   HoosierDaddy 

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Posted 21 November 2008 - 09:28 PM

Bubba - I smoked for 9 years (pack to pack and a half a day) and just quit last April. The first few weeks are the worst, and from what I've read the cravings can last up to two months. The good part though is after four weeks you are already much healthier than you were. I quit cold turkey for the most part, I bought Quest no-nicotine cigarettes to help me get through the most pyschologically stressful times where I really, really, really needed a cigarette. However, when I realized I was starting to smoke more of them (there is a minute trace of nicotine), I stopped. After that, when it got really bad I would go running, and run for as long as I could. I ended up running a couple times a night :( Finally, I took some sleeping pills at night to get me through what was the roughest period of the day by just sleeping. Haven't smoked for a year. I still dream about smoking very often, and it smells vey, very good sometimes. Here's the kicker though, why put yourself through this hell if all you are going to do is start smoking again. I'd tell myself "there is no way I went through all that and am going to have a cigarette."

Be strong, and find some internet groups where ex-smokers dole out advice for quitters. Good luck! If you need any advice or anything just hit me up.
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Posted 22 November 2008 - 07:41 PM

I was broke this week so I had to buy some Pall Malls. And all they had at the store were 100s. They're gross. I'd much rather smoke Dorals, but would love to have my Camels back...

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Posted 23 November 2008 - 12:22 PM

I'm so skint right now I can't even afford cigarettes :D I've been smoking rollies.
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Posted 23 November 2008 - 01:04 PM

View PostMenandore, on Nov 23 2008, 07:22 AM, said:

I'm so skint right now I can't even afford cigarettes :D I've been smoking rollies.


This is the sexiest thing I've heard in a long time for some reason....weird.

Also, I use smokeless tobacco, its like putting a cig in your mouth and chewing it slowly....pretty gross, but damn hard to stop doing. Not that I've really tried.Weak Bent is weak.
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Posted 23 November 2008 - 04:35 PM

View PostBent, on Nov 23 2008, 08:04 AM, said:

View PostMenandore, on Nov 23 2008, 07:22 AM, said:

I'm so skint right now I can't even afford cigarettes :D I've been smoking rollies.


This is the sexiest thing I've heard in a long time for some reason....weird.

Also, I use smokeless tobacco, its like putting a cig in your mouth and chewing it slowly....pretty gross, but damn hard to stop doing. Not that I've really tried.Weak Bent is weak.


It's OK bent we know it has nothing to do with the tobacco......it's more to do with you liking to put things in your mouth.

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Posted 24 November 2008 - 09:26 PM

Honestly comrade Bubba I'm very impressed with your willpower, remember though: in Soviet Russia you don't stop smoking; smoking stops you.

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Posted 24 November 2008 - 11:48 PM

View PostCougar, on Nov 24 2008, 04:26 PM, said:

Honestly comrade Bubba I'm very impressed with your willpower, remember though: in Soviet Russia you don't stop smoking; smoking stops you.

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Posted 26 November 2008 - 01:19 PM

View PostBent, on Nov 23 2008, 01:04 PM, said:

View PostMenandore, on Nov 23 2008, 07:22 AM, said:

I'm so skint right now I can't even afford cigarettes :rant: I've been smoking rollies.


This is the sexiest thing I've heard in a long time for some reason....weird.


Must be the lack of nicotine.

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Also, I use smokeless tobacco, its like putting a cig in your mouth and chewing it slowly....pretty gross, but damn hard to stop doing. Not that I've really tried.Weak Bent is weak.


Not the sexiest thing I've heard in a long time.
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Posted 13 December 2008 - 07:26 PM

I quit in Feb this year, had to rely on patches to do it, also i joined a gym and found it a massive help, something to take the frustration out of you. mind you, i also started chewing gum and now i annoy the heck out of the missus cos i'm constantly chewing :(
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Posted 13 December 2008 - 09:17 PM

We got a chunk of smokers lung in the lab the other day. The black goo was bad enough, but the egg sized ball of fungus that looked like dog food was considerably worse!!

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Posted 13 December 2008 - 10:35 PM

Nope. None of the warnings, none of the pictures.

I think the only thing that's worked with me is the growing certainty over the years that if I continued to smoke, it would definitely kill me. Not probably. Definitely. That stuff doesn't bother you when you're 18, but your outlook changes I think.
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