Whats making you happy right now

#3381 Illuyankas

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Posted 30 October 2010 - 10:28 AM

I just had a threesome.

With two delicious ladies.

That is all.

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.

#3382 Tsundoku

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Posted 30 October 2010 - 10:40 AM

Illuyankas, on 30 October 2010 - 10:28 AM, said:

I just had a threesome.

With two delicious ladies.

That is all.

Pics or it never happened.

And if it did happen - then I hate you more than all the hate your hateocracy can assemble in 10 billion years of spewing forth vitriol and Omniverse-shaking hatred. So there.

EDIT: semi-relevant, but via another browser window where I am cruising blogs and comments (yep, I'm bored), I found this link -

http://www.ladderthe...onstruction.htm

Dunno how true it is, and I've seen stuff along these lines before, but it's making me larf.

This post has been edited by Sombra: 30 October 2010 - 10:55 AM

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#3383 Zanth13

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Posted 30 October 2010 - 03:11 PM

Sombra, on 30 October 2010 - 10:40 AM, said:

Illuyankas, on 30 October 2010 - 10:28 AM, said:

I just had a threesome.

With two delicious ladies.

That is all.

Pics or it never happened.

And if it did happen - then I hate you more than all the hate your hateocracy can assemble in 10 billion years of spewing forth vitriol and Omniverse-shaking hatred. So there.

He probably did but i bet he left them unsatisfied... he probably felt worse about himself afterwords all in all... well, until he realized that he had a 3some with 2 hot chics...

but thats besides the point

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#3384 Tsundoku

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Posted 30 October 2010 - 03:21 PM

Zanth13, on 30 October 2010 - 03:11 PM, said:

Sombra, on 30 October 2010 - 10:40 AM, said:

Illuyankas, on 30 October 2010 - 10:28 AM, said:

I just had a threesome.

With two delicious ladies.

That is all.

Pics or it never happened.

And if it did happen - then I hate you more than all the hate your hateocracy can assemble in 10 billion years of spewing forth vitriol and Omniverse-shaking hatred. So there.

Aw, thanks for trying to make me feel better mate.

It seems the Wallabies got up to beat the All Blacks after all 26-24. Probably because I stopped watching when the AB were up 24-12 ...

Still, feeling quite cheery now after that and getting out of the house to watch "Red".

#3385 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 30 October 2010 - 07:54 PM

Rofl the Wallabies beat the All Blacks....

THAT'S making me happy....

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'>God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.</div>

#3386 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 30 October 2010 - 10:15 PM

Sombra, on 30 October 2010 - 09:45 AM, said:

Tiste Simeon, on 30 October 2010 - 09:13 AM, said:

Fable 3 is out? Hmm... Should I get that or Force Unleashed II? Argh, decisions...

Easy - you hang out near a gaming store until the inevitable attempted shoplifting of the new shiny game, then you impound it as evidence.

Would love to but there are no video games stores on my patch... Just a bunch of wasted teenagers... I reckon my direction will have to be raid their houses on a "drugs raid" and take all their computer gaming gear that they bought on benefits and take it for myself...

Winning plan!

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#3387 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 31 October 2010 - 12:23 AM

Illuyankas, on 30 October 2010 - 10:28 AM, said:

I just had a threesome.

With two delicious ladies.

That is all.

Oh, the hell you did.

In other happy news, plowed through a nice amount of exam revision last night. Should earn me a tidy amount of $$$$$$$$$!

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

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#3388 Mentalist

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Posted 31 October 2010 - 07:37 AM

hmm

the diloemmas of my heart that have been plaguing me for the last 3-4 weeks have been resolved.
Not the way i'd want, but they were. with utter finality.

I'm happy that the uncertainty is gone.

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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.

#3389 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 31 October 2010 - 08:04 AM

I'm soon setting off to meet TT. Not too exciting in and of itself, I hear you all say... Well, that may be true but we are going to watch the 49ers v Broncos game in Wembley! Should be an epic day!

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#3390 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 31 October 2010 - 08:12 AM

I apologize for the inevitable let down of two absolutely horrific teams playing each other.

Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....

#3391 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 31 October 2010 - 08:13 AM

The problem roommate is gone - and so the rest of us are drinking to his memory (/drama).

EDIT: Correcting song lyrics online. SERIOUSLY

This post has been edited by Adjutant Stormy: 31 October 2010 - 09:55 AM

#3392 Loki

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Posted 31 October 2010 - 10:40 AM

Ain, on 30 October 2010 - 06:25 AM, said:

D'awwww, so kyoot. I can totally see the little fuzzball reading the books. You should have called him Tufty!

We called her Burn because she spends more time sleeping then any other cat I've known and if you wake her she goes into psycho-kitty mode, hisses at you and tries to destroy her surrounds.

It's fun watching Whiskeyjack, Raraku and Kalam run away from it whenever they disturb her

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~

#3393 Gothos

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Posted 31 October 2010 - 01:52 PM

Not only have I been dabbling in the affairs of ~~mortals~~ various 18 year old girls lately, now a friend's friend's daughter, who's 17 and bloody gorgeous (even more so than the mother, I dare to say) seems to like me a bit too much.

It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.

#3394 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 31 October 2010 - 02:02 PM

It's a trap!

I already told you!

#3395 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 31 October 2010 - 02:02 PM

I 'm not going to lie, I can't decide if this should be in the groove-messing thread or the happy thread but...

After along (~4 hour) conversation with my brother I've decided that I'm suffering from some kind of clinical depression and need some help.

#3396 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 31 October 2010 - 02:06 PM

The doctor will tell you if you need to get yourself some Prozac, Stormy. Odds are, if you think you need 'em, you probably do.

Life stress is sneaky shit.

#3397 Grimjust Bearegular

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Posted 31 October 2010 - 06:03 PM

Illuyankas, on 30 October 2010 - 10:28 AM, said:

I just had a threesome.

With two delicious ladies.

That is all.

Delicious means they had bits of food and snacks stuck in between their large rolls of fat...I bet you were on top and it was like humping a water bed.

Big whoop

Things and stuffs...and other important objects.

#3398 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 31 October 2010 - 11:14 PM

Loki, on 31 October 2010 - 10:40 AM, said:

Ain, on 30 October 2010 - 06:25 AM, said:

D'awwww, so kyoot. I can totally see the little fuzzball reading the books. You should have called him Tufty!

I'm sensing a naming theme here.

Burn sounds like a rough one-you might want to check her for Crippled Fleas.

Awesome dinner with friends last night. Spent a whole hour talking about the killing machines of the animal kingodm.

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#3399 Illuyankas

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Posted 01 November 2010 - 12:23 AM

Grimmybear, on 31 October 2010 - 06:03 PM, said:

Illuyankas, on 30 October 2010 - 10:28 AM, said:

I just had a threesome.

With two delicious ladies.

That is all.

Delicious means they had bits of food and snacks stuck in between their large rolls of fat...I bet you were on top and it was like humping a water bed.

Big whoop

~~It really was just like pillows~~ My friends would be most insulted by your insults, insultface.

#3400 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 01 November 2010 - 12:55 PM

H.D., on 31 October 2010 - 08:12 AM, said:

I apologize for the inevitable let down of two absolutely horrific teams playing each other.

Well yeah the first 2 1/2 quarters were fairly lame, but it was worth it all for a)the final quarter, b)the fact that the 49ers actually won, c) TT didn't mug me and d) the Gold Rush cheerleaders.

Actually, all in all I had a fantastic day and I'm hoping to go back again next year, depending on who is playing... Getting back home at 3am wasn't so good though...

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