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#2081
Sir Thursday 
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Posted 29 January 2010 - 09:27 PM
I attended a LAN party yesterday. In my office .
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Don't look now, but I think there's something weird attached to the bottom of my posts.
#2082
MTS
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Posted 30 January 2010 - 12:50 AM
A 'team-building exercise'?
Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.
Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
#2083
Darkwatch
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Posted 30 January 2010 - 03:19 AM
Darkwatch, on 29 January 2010 - 09:16 PM, said:
Family Guy.
"Teeheehee. I lied. I was a princess the whole time."
"You bitch. I'm going to punch you in the face."
"Teeheehee. I lied. I was a princess the whole time."
"You bitch. I'm going to punch you in the face."
Still.
It's awesome.
The Pub is Always Open
Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.
The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist
Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος
Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.
The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist
Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος
RodeoRanch said:
You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
#2084
Mentalist
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Posted 30 January 2010 - 05:08 AM
the weeknd is here. Two days of no waking up at 7:30 AM and going to work.
i'm amazedat how i've learned to appreciate such little things in life.
and I get to cash in my cheque tomorrow. and on Sunday I get to dedicate the whole day to getting my new and shiny laptop up and running and working the way I want it.
i'm amazedat how i've learned to appreciate such little things in life.
and I get to cash in my cheque tomorrow. and on Sunday I get to dedicate the whole day to getting my new and shiny laptop up and running and working the way I want it.
The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
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THE CONTESTtm WINNER--чемпіон самоконтролю
Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:
And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
#2085
Darkwatch
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Posted 30 January 2010 - 05:39 AM
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the weeknd is here. Two days of no waking up at 7:30 AM and going to work.
i'm amazedat how i've learned to appreciate such little things in life.
and I get to cash in my cheque tomorrow. and on Sunday I get to dedicate the whole day to getting my new and shiny laptop up and running and working the way I want it.
i'm amazedat how i've learned to appreciate such little things in life.
and I get to cash in my cheque tomorrow. and on Sunday I get to dedicate the whole day to getting my new and shiny laptop up and running and working the way I want it.
I've never ever hated school and part time work as much as I do right now...
God I wish I remembered what a weekend was...
This post has been edited by Darkwatch: 30 January 2010 - 05:40 AM
The Pub is Always Open
Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.
The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist
Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος
Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.
The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist
Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος
RodeoRanch said:
You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
#2086
Tsundoku
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Posted 30 January 2010 - 07:07 AM
Tiste Simeon, on 29 January 2010 - 02:03 PM, said:
I'm happy cos the Police HQ phoned me today and it looks like I definitely have the job, starting at the end of March. Sweet!
Wait, is that a civvy job working with the cops, or are you off to Bobbie Academy?
"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
#2087
Ain't_It_Just_
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Posted 30 January 2010 - 11:58 PM
Darkwatch, on 30 January 2010 - 05:39 AM, said:
I've never ever hated school and part time work as much as I do right now...
God I wish I remembered what a weekend was...
God I wish I remembered what a weekend was...
Was about to go looking for a part-time job...
...now I'm not.
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
#2088
Jusentantaka
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Posted 31 January 2010 - 12:07 AM
There's nothing better than some strawberries and whipped cream for dinner...
#2089
Gladius
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Posted 31 January 2010 - 04:41 AM
Jusentantaka, on 31 January 2010 - 12:07 AM, said:
There's nothing better than some strawberries and whipped cream for dinner...
.... except twin 4 month old baby girls that finally sleep through the night.
Can you dig it ?
#2090
Jusentantaka
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Posted 31 January 2010 - 04:54 AM
Gladius, on 31 January 2010 - 04:41 AM, said:
Jusentantaka, on 31 January 2010 - 12:07 AM, said:
There's nothing better than some strawberries and whipped cream for dinner...
.... except twin 4 month old baby girls that finally sleep through the night.
You're lucky they got to it by 4 months, was almost six or seven for mine. Work+school on 5 interrupted hours of sleep was just terrible.
Yet I look back and wonder if those weren't the good days, before they learned that they're so cute they can manipulate us and play the 'but daddy say' card on mean ol' mommy. And before they figured out how to open doors.
#2091
Tsundoku
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Posted 31 January 2010 - 06:35 AM
Juicytaco, on 31 January 2010 - 04:54 AM, said:
And before they figured out how to open doors.
Tsk, home detention ankle bracelets + GPS tracking + inbuilt taser FTW.
"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
#2093
Tsundoku
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Posted 31 January 2010 - 07:09 AM
Baby got ... front?
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http://www.news.com....i-1225699623920
40 per cent of Australian women wear a bra with a cup size DD or bigger
* By Elle Halliwell
* From: The Sunday Telegraph
* April 05, 2009 12:01AM
Cup runneth over ... the bra market is literally expanding, with new research showing more women than ever are wearing a DD cup or bigger / Sam Ruttyn | Best and worst boob jobs |
Breasts of Aussie women getting larger 40 per cent of women DD or bigger Obesity, contraceptive pill to blame
THE bra market is expanding, literally. Up to 40 per cent of Australian women now buy bras with a cup size of DD or higher, new figures from lingerie suppliers show.
In the 1950s, the most common bra-cup size was a B - three sizes less than a DD.
Modern breasts are getting so large that some bra companies have introduced cup sizes as high as K, The Sunday Telegraph reports.
Experts blame the cleavage boost on obesity, contraceptive pills and artificial hormones.
Myer lingerie buyer Kerryn Sawyer said sales of DD-plus bras have grown from about 20 per cent of sales to 28 per cent in just five years.
Many lingerie labels such as Berlei and Triumph are now offering G cups while Fayreform, Freya and Le Mystere are producing select styles up to a size J.
Berlei brand manager Jane Edser said the company's range of bra styles, available in DD-plus, had, increased since 2005 from 75 per cent to 83 per cent, to cater for the growing market.
Bra company Eveden Australia launched a K cup into the market last year. The company's fitting specialist, Victoria Jubb, said obesity contributed significantly to the expanding chest sizes but the number of small-figured women with large breasts was on the increase.
"We're noticing a lot more girls with small backs and bigger bust sizes being fitted," she said.
Eveden's top-selling size is a 10G.
As women's chests have grown, the number of breast reductions have doubled in the past decade, said cosmetic surgeon Mark Goyen.
"There's definitely been an increase," said Dr Goyen, who runs Sydney surgery the Alia Clinic. "I was doing about 10 to 15 female breast reductions a year, now I'm doing 20 to 30.
"There's no question that because the population is bigger their breasts are bigger as well, because it's all fatty tissue.
"As women get older the amount of fatty tissue increases, and also the proportion of fat increases."
Sydney cardiologist Ross Walker said artificial oestrogens found in foods, plastics and cosmetics had also contributed to the growth spurt. Oestrogen in contraceptive pills also spurred the growth of breast tissue, Family Planning NSW research director Edith Weisberg said. "I think the higher-dose pills could, because the oestrogen causes development of the breast tissue," she said.
Larger, more cumbersome breasts often discouraged women from exercising, said body-image expert Jenny O'Dea, Associate Professor at the University of Sydney's Faculty of Education and Social Work.
Dr O'Dea said that makes it even harder to lose the weight and can lead to further increases in breast size.
"One thing I find in my body-image research is that girls and women with large breasts tend to avoid sport and physical activity because it becomes a bit bothersome," she said. "They stopped exercising when they developed large breasts, whereas we want big women to do the complete opposite and be as physically active as they can."
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So what's wrong with swimming instead of jogging?
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http://www.news.com....i-1225699623920
40 per cent of Australian women wear a bra with a cup size DD or bigger
* By Elle Halliwell
* From: The Sunday Telegraph
* April 05, 2009 12:01AM
Cup runneth over ... the bra market is literally expanding, with new research showing more women than ever are wearing a DD cup or bigger / Sam Ruttyn | Best and worst boob jobs |
Breasts of Aussie women getting larger 40 per cent of women DD or bigger Obesity, contraceptive pill to blame
THE bra market is expanding, literally. Up to 40 per cent of Australian women now buy bras with a cup size of DD or higher, new figures from lingerie suppliers show.
In the 1950s, the most common bra-cup size was a B - three sizes less than a DD.
Modern breasts are getting so large that some bra companies have introduced cup sizes as high as K, The Sunday Telegraph reports.
Experts blame the cleavage boost on obesity, contraceptive pills and artificial hormones.
Myer lingerie buyer Kerryn Sawyer said sales of DD-plus bras have grown from about 20 per cent of sales to 28 per cent in just five years.
Many lingerie labels such as Berlei and Triumph are now offering G cups while Fayreform, Freya and Le Mystere are producing select styles up to a size J.
Berlei brand manager Jane Edser said the company's range of bra styles, available in DD-plus, had, increased since 2005 from 75 per cent to 83 per cent, to cater for the growing market.
Bra company Eveden Australia launched a K cup into the market last year. The company's fitting specialist, Victoria Jubb, said obesity contributed significantly to the expanding chest sizes but the number of small-figured women with large breasts was on the increase.
"We're noticing a lot more girls with small backs and bigger bust sizes being fitted," she said.
Eveden's top-selling size is a 10G.
As women's chests have grown, the number of breast reductions have doubled in the past decade, said cosmetic surgeon Mark Goyen.
"There's definitely been an increase," said Dr Goyen, who runs Sydney surgery the Alia Clinic. "I was doing about 10 to 15 female breast reductions a year, now I'm doing 20 to 30.
"There's no question that because the population is bigger their breasts are bigger as well, because it's all fatty tissue.
"As women get older the amount of fatty tissue increases, and also the proportion of fat increases."
Sydney cardiologist Ross Walker said artificial oestrogens found in foods, plastics and cosmetics had also contributed to the growth spurt. Oestrogen in contraceptive pills also spurred the growth of breast tissue, Family Planning NSW research director Edith Weisberg said. "I think the higher-dose pills could, because the oestrogen causes development of the breast tissue," she said.
Larger, more cumbersome breasts often discouraged women from exercising, said body-image expert Jenny O'Dea, Associate Professor at the University of Sydney's Faculty of Education and Social Work.
Dr O'Dea said that makes it even harder to lose the weight and can lead to further increases in breast size.
"One thing I find in my body-image research is that girls and women with large breasts tend to avoid sport and physical activity because it becomes a bit bothersome," she said. "They stopped exercising when they developed large breasts, whereas we want big women to do the complete opposite and be as physically active as they can."
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So what's wrong with swimming instead of jogging?
"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
#2094
caladanbrood
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Posted 31 January 2010 - 12:28 PM
I live in a house that smells almost constantly of bacon. All is well.
O xein', angellein Lakedaimoniois hoti têde; keimetha tois keinon rhémasi peithomenoi.
#2095
Tiste Simeon
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Posted 31 January 2010 - 04:39 PM
*books tickets to move to Australia* I like that article.
Sombra, yes I shall be a part of the police force. It pays pretty well and it gets me out and active which is what I think I need!
Sombra, yes I shall be a part of the police force. It pays pretty well and it gets me out and active which is what I think I need!
A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
#2096
Mezla PigDog
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Posted 31 January 2010 - 08:05 PM
Lots of new precious things.
Burn rubber =/= warp speed
#2097
Tiste Simeon
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Posted 31 January 2010 - 10:25 PM
This may sound ridiculously girly but wine and ice cream. And a very hawt South African girl who thinks I'm funny. That last bit wasn't so girly...
That last bit wasn't so girly...
A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
#2099
MTS
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Posted 01 February 2010 - 01:16 AM
New phone. Shiny!
Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.
Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
#2100
Adjutant Stormy~
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Posted 01 February 2010 - 06:42 AM
Planning for the Valentines Day Pillow Fight in San Francisco. Going off with a few couples, well armed of course.
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Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.
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Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.
Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french
EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
