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#19841 User is offline   Nicodimas 

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Posted 11 January 2026 - 08:40 PM

We used stormtroopers in the raid in VZ

Sonic weapons /slannesh approves
'Security Guard: No help at all. Because it wasn't just the weapons. At one point, they launched something—I don't know how to describe it... it was like a very intense sound wave. Suddenly I felt like my head was exploding from the inside. We all started bleeding from the nose. Some were vomiting blood. We fell to the ground, unable to move.'

And DARPA level weapondary
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Posted 11 January 2026 - 10:42 PM

https://x.com/TUPACA...145822470819910

Kinda scary to think of what they really have with #1 budget for decades../yikes
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Posted 12 January 2026 - 11:36 AM

I went to the gym for the first time in ages (like well over a year!)

I'm aching a lot but I'm glad I did it. Anyone know of any good YouTube pages that show workout routines etc?
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Posted 12 January 2026 - 01:59 PM

Not sure about strength etc, but Movement by David is good for flexibility.
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Posted 16 January 2026 - 09:51 PM

Managed to get my Airwave working and I'm loving it...

Sam Gutman's top 10 ROLI Airwave sounds with Seaboard 2




Yeah take that fascists... I might even write a poem about you
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Posted 27 January 2026 - 08:47 PM

Booked a holiday for the summer. Going to take the family to a nice family friendly resort in Majorca. Not our usual type of holiday (we prefer to go a bit more off the beaten track and get an AirBnB or something) but this one includes all flights, meals & accommodation so we don't have to plan too much. It's what my wife and I need and the kids will have a blast.
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Posted 27 January 2026 - 11:11 PM

View PostTiste Simeon, on 27 January 2026 - 08:47 PM, said:

Booked a holiday for the summer. Going to take the family to a nice family friendly resort in Majorca. Not our usual type of holiday (we prefer to go a bit more off the beaten track and get an AirBnB or something) but this one includes all flights, meals & accommodation so we don't have to plan too much. It's what my wife and I need and the kids will have a blast.


Majorca is glorious. Excellent food, nice beaches, nice people, and there's nothing wrong all-inc when you want the stress level low.
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#19848 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 28 January 2026 - 10:22 AM

 Abyss, on 27 January 2026 - 11:11 PM, said:

 Tiste Simeon, on 27 January 2026 - 08:47 PM, said:

Booked a holiday for the summer. Going to take the family to a nice family friendly resort in Majorca. Not our usual type of holiday (we prefer to go a bit more off the beaten track and get an AirBnB or something) but this one includes all flights, meals & accommodation so we don't have to plan too much. It's what my wife and I need and the kids will have a blast.


Majorca is glorious. Excellent food, nice beaches, nice people, and there's nothing wrong all-inc when you want the stress level low.

Yep that was the thinking. And we can head into the nice little town if we want but if not we can just spend a day at the hotel which has kids pools and stuff.

Just need to work on my bikini bod - don't worry I'll share pictures with you lucky people! 😂
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Posted 29 January 2026 - 09:40 PM

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India says it has contained Nipah virus outbreak as some Asian countries ramp up health screenings

India's Health Ministry said Tuesday that two Nipah cases had been detected since December and that all identified contacts had been quarantined and tested. The ministry did not release details about the patients but said 196 contacts had been traced and all tested negative.

[...] There were no reported cases of the virus outside India, but several Asian countries introduced or reinforced screening measures at airports as a precaution. The safety measures were put in place after early media reports from India suggested a surge in cases, but health authorities said those figures were "speculative and incorrect."

Nipah virus outbreak: India says it contained zoonotic virus as Asian countries ramp up health screenings - ABC


... but can the Indian government, under Modhi, be trusted on this?

And can they really be certain they've identified all contacts?
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Posted 01 February 2026 - 11:51 PM

Crazy stuff. Nico 2009 era Malazan forums. Hey you guys know about bohemian grove and how the ultra elite actually may worship a canniite cult ..pre Israeli stuff. Religious history buffs will be repalled. Flash forward 2026.. epstein files leak en masse.

Child sex slavery.
Sacrifice.
Cannibalism.

Ready to trust the powerful and elite yet ? Truth always always is stranger than anything written.

Anyhow for context this sheer deluge of information. Seems purposeful to bury the actual facts. Also have we sat back and wondered if when Musk was downloading straight from the whitehouse.. did he also upload..millions of files.
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Posted 02 February 2026 - 12:51 AM

View PostNicodimas, on 01 February 2026 - 11:51 PM, said:

Crazy stuff. Nico 2009 era Malazan forums. Hey you guys know about bohemian grove and how the ultra elite actually may worship a canniite cult ..pre Israeli stuff. Religious history buffs will be repalled. Flash forward 2026.. epstein files leak en masse.

Child sex slavery.
Sacrifice.
Cannibalism.

Ready to trust the powerful and elite yet ? Truth always always is stranger than anything written.

Anyhow for context this sheer deluge of information. Seems purposeful to bury the actual facts. Also have we sat back and wondered if when Musk was downloading straight from the whitehouse.. did he also upload..millions of files.


Would it make you even happier if the US Storm Troopers were the ones doing the cannibalistic child sex slavery human sacrifice, with their armor on? Granted, all the blood might get their armor a little messy as they're eating...

Might as well make it bright golden Trump branded armor too...

So it seems like this is the only known cannibalism reference in the Epstein files:

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One of the documents spoke about a party on a yacht, where allegations were made about people eating feces from intestines. The document also leveled allegations against 'George Bush 1'.

https://www.hindusta...google_vignette


The accusations against Bush 1? Raping a male victim, who also claims to have been raped by Bill Clinton, have had his feet cut by a scimitar as a ritualistic sacrifice that somehow left no scarring, and... oh yes he's the guy who said he saw babies being dismembered and people eating feces out of the babies' intestines.

https://x.com/Furbet...382364201070616

And claimed these were "all 'recovered repressed memories'" that emerged during therapy... remember all those "repressed memories" from the Satanic panic that turned out to be provably false? (Or do you think that's a conspiracy too?...)

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Posted 02 February 2026 - 07:27 AM

 Nicodimas, on 01 February 2026 - 11:51 PM, said:

Crazy stuff. Nico 2009 era Malazan forums. Hey you guys know about bohemian grove and how the ultra elite actually may worship a canniite cult ..pre Israeli stuff. Religious history buffs will be repalled. Flash forward 2026.. epstein files leak en masse.

Child sex slavery.
Sacrifice.
Cannibalism.

Ready to trust the powerful and elite yet ? Truth always always is stranger than anything written.

Anyhow for context this sheer deluge of information. Seems purposeful to bury the actual facts. Also have we sat back and wondered if when Musk was downloading straight from the whitehouse.. did he also upload..millions of files.

And this makes you happy? Yeah that checks out.
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Posted 02 February 2026 - 12:06 PM

But didn't you hear, Trump is going to take over the continence, the continence bigly and the, the tariffs!

Making me happy: the knowledge that the orange muppet shat himself in a live press conference. Actual hilarity.
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Posted 02 February 2026 - 12:23 PM

View PostMaark Abbott, on 02 February 2026 - 12:06 PM, said:

Making me happy: the knowledge that the orange muppet shat himself in a live press conference. Actual hilarity.


????? Do tell ...
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Posted 02 February 2026 - 12:54 PM

View PostTsundoku, on 02 February 2026 - 12:23 PM, said:

View PostMaark Abbott, on 02 February 2026 - 12:06 PM, said:

Making me happy: the knowledge that the orange muppet shat himself in a live press conference. Actual hilarity.


????? Do tell ...


So it's a deeper rabbit hole than it seems.

Everyone from producers to boom mic operators on THE APPRENTICE have stated for years that Trump regularly shat himself in public, he's been know to wear adult diapers for a couple of decades now. Him smelling rank was a notable thing during his first admin. So him audibly shitting himself in that presser is...normal? It's been an open secret since then at the very least.

A deeper dive has a few more nuggets...one is that his main doctor for 39 years 1980-2017 was Harold Bornstein....who is a gastroenterologist specialist....now why would this be important?

spoilered the next bit as it's a little graphic

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Posted 02 February 2026 - 01:21 PM

The thing QT is referencing has been written about in quite some detail here:
https://open.substac...ndroid&r=77sbpr

It is a horrific read and from everything I've seen there isn't much to suggest it's not true.
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Posted 02 February 2026 - 01:25 PM

I don't think we are all quite ready for what's going to happen when that Orange POS finally passes away...beyond the huge Return of the Jedi-like parties...

The NDAs all become meaningless...Every single thing that has stopped people from talking about things about this man publicly will come out...and I THINK that's going to include his kids...but yeah, the sheer dump of credible legally strict info that's going to come out is going to make what we know seem trivial...

It makes me happy to know that one day ALL the shit that prevents this stuff from seeing the proper light of day, and all the people feeling like they can't speak on these things....will. One way or another, they will.
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Posted 02 February 2026 - 02:39 PM

View PostQuickTidal, on 02 February 2026 - 12:54 PM, said:

So it's a deeper rabbit hole than it seems.

Everyone from producers to boom mic operators on THE APPRENTICE have stated for years that Trump regularly shat himself in public, he's been know to wear adult diapers for a couple of decades now. Him smelling rank was a notable thing during his first admin. So him audibly shitting himself in that presser is...normal? It's been an open secret since then at the very least.

A deeper dive has a few more nuggets...one is that his main doctor for 39 years 1980-2017 was Harold Bornstein....who is a gastroenterologist specialist....now why would this be important?

spoilered the next bit as it's a little graphic

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Well I'd suppose that could make the shit-eating more plausible, particularly if it were at Trump's behest. "You don't like it that I smell like shit? Eat the shit! Eat it! Slurp it straight out of the
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But it still seems extremely implausible. As does the story about the tent stake.
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