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#19321 Maark Abbott

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Posted 15 May 2024 - 07:51 AM

Got some time off booked in a couple weeks. Desperately need this I am dying

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#19322 Lady Bliss

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Posted 16 May 2024 - 10:53 AM

Abyss, on 14 May 2024 - 03:33 PM, said:

you just jinxed it.

Ment encounter w falling satellite filled with killer bees in 3... 2...

So now I’m waiting to find out if Ment survived getting hit by a falling satellite filled with killer bees. I haven’t seen any recent posts…

Thanks Abyss.

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#19323 Maark Abbott

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Posted 16 May 2024 - 11:57 AM

Lady Bliss, on 16 May 2024 - 10:53 AM, said:

Abyss, on 14 May 2024 - 03:33 PM, said:

you just jinxed it.

Ment encounter w falling satellite filled with killer bees in 3... 2...

So now I'm waiting to find out if Ment survived getting hit by a falling satellite filled with killer bees. I haven't seen any recent posts…

Thanks Abyss.

Wouldn't you like to see a baseball instead of a satellite

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#19324 Maark Abbott

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Posted 16 May 2024 - 11:57 AM

WHY IS IT SO BIG HOLY SHIT

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#19325 Azath Vitr (D'ivers

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Posted 16 May 2024 - 02:18 PM

Baseball would be much more exciting if the balls were pinatas filled with killer bees... in outer space. Maybe inside a satellite. Little risk of noninjury. Real skin and blood in the game....

#19326 Tiste Simeon

Faith, Heavy Metal & Bacon

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Posted 16 May 2024 - 04:00 PM

I looked up, wondering why that ball was getting bigger...

Then it hit me.

A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.

#19327 Macros

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Posted 16 May 2024 - 04:01 PM

Concert time
Off to see Nickelback

Yes
Yes

Give in to the hate

2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"

#19328 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 16 May 2024 - 08:35 PM

Macros, on 16 May 2024 - 04:01 PM, said:

Concert time
Off to see Nickelback

Yes
Yes

Give in to the hate

What a twat.

Burn rubber =/= warp speed

#19329 amphibian

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Posted 16 May 2024 - 10:05 PM

Tiste Simeon, on 16 May 2024 - 04:00 PM, said:

I looked up, wondering why that ball was getting bigger...

Then it hit me.

Oh well done.

I survived the Permian and all I got was this t-shirt.

#19330 Macros

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Posted 16 May 2024 - 11:35 PM

Awesome show.

2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"

#19331 Tsundoku

A what?

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Posted 17 May 2024 - 06:56 AM

Did Chad sound constipated as always?

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#19332 Azath Vitr (D'ivers

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Posted 17 May 2024 - 11:32 AM

Tsundoku, on 17 May 2024 - 06:56 AM, said:

Did Chad sound constipated as always?

Does he stick the microphone up his ass so you can really hear him straining (perhaps a tiny bit of gas or shit escaping)? Now that's a show! (So long as you have a close-up on the big screen... ideally via camera on the tip of the mike.)

#19333 Mentalist

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Posted 20 May 2024 - 10:44 PM

First serious ride of the season on the new brakes.

shockingly, it did pretty well on the worst trail. And my legs don't hurt nearly as much as I'd expected them to.

Good long weekend overall. Went over to a friend's place for a BBQ last night, got home around 3 AM. Good times

The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.

#19334 Mentalist

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Posted 20 May 2024 - 10:45 PM

TheRetiredBridgeburner, on 29 April 2024 - 10:22 AM, said:

I passed my exam with a 90% score. I'm a qualified patent paralegal! Posted Image

Means a little more as after years in the legal industry as a non-degree holder being treated horribly, I don't think I ever really saw myself with a professional qualification and membership of a chartered body, with more to come too in the next couple of years. I'm going to be a while wrapping my head around this as it means a lot to me. Bouncing off the walls of my home office this morning!

Great news, congrats!

The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.

#19335 Macros

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Posted 21 May 2024 - 05:16 AM

Chad sounded pretty great.

They're guys having a great time and the crowd felt their energy. Great concert

By a band that write their own stuff, perform it live and play their own instruments

But hey, like Dexter says, it's cool to hate yah?

2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"

#19336 Azath Vitr (D'ivers

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Posted 21 May 2024 - 11:16 AM

Macros, on 21 May 2024 - 05:16 AM, said:

Especially when you're a serial killer!

"Nickleback gets dismembered during their performance by serial killers and audience volunteers" would certainly be an interesting stage show. Though they're probably not hated enough (yet!) for anything but simulations of it. During which they, being very professional, miraculously continue playing while they're being dismembered and tortured to death.

A bit like this amazing performance:

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[The lead singer of Tool] slammed the fan to the ground and put him in a chokehold position. Impressively, he did all of this while still singing and didn’t even miss a beat. He later proceed[ed] to sing while mounted on the back of the fan for ten straight minutes before the roadies eventually led the confused stage invader offstage.

(Video) Tool Singer Deals With A Stage Invader Thanks To Jiu Jitsu Expertise » Calfkicker.com

Now that's what I call ~~the music of what happens~~ Progressive (∩ metal)!