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Tiste Simeon 
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Posted 28 April 2024 - 02:42 PM
Oh great news Lady Bliss, really chuffed for you!
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#19303
Maark Abbott
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Posted 29 April 2024 - 07:49 AM
Next door is up for sale now. Kind of a relief of sorts.
Either way we're househunting again this neighbourhood has done enough psychic damage to me and we only ever intended this house to be a step onto the ladder, we've been here nearly five years so time to find the forever I spose.
Either way we're househunting again this neighbourhood has done enough psychic damage to me and we only ever intended this house to be a step onto the ladder, we've been here nearly five years so time to find the forever I spose.
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TheRetiredBridgeburner
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Posted 29 April 2024 - 10:22 AM
I passed my exam with a 90% score. I'm a qualified patent paralegal! 
Means a little more as after years in the legal industry as a non-degree holder being treated horribly, I don't think I ever really saw myself with a professional qualification and membership of a chartered body, with more to come too in the next couple of years. I'm going to be a while wrapping my head around this as it means a lot to me. Bouncing off the walls of my home office this morning!
Means a little more as after years in the legal industry as a non-degree holder being treated horribly, I don't think I ever really saw myself with a professional qualification and membership of a chartered body, with more to come too in the next couple of years. I'm going to be a while wrapping my head around this as it means a lot to me. Bouncing off the walls of my home office this morning!
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Posted 29 April 2024 - 11:25 AM
That's awesome, congrats! Can you help me patent an umbrella that comes preloaded with a classic pop song that plays on repeat for the duration the umbrella is in use? (e.g. Swagger Jagger by Cher Loyd). I think this could be my big break to get on Dragons' Den.
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#19306
Lady Bliss
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Posted 29 April 2024 - 11:59 AM
TheRetiredBridgeburner, on 29 April 2024 - 10:22 AM, said:
I passed my exam with a 90% score. I'm a qualified patent paralegal!
Means a little more as after years in the legal industry as a non-degree holder being treated horribly, I don't think I ever really saw myself with a professional qualification and membership of a chartered body, with more to come too in the next couple of years. I'm going to be a while wrapping my head around this as it means a lot to me. Bouncing off the walls of my home office this morning!
Means a little more as after years in the legal industry as a non-degree holder being treated horribly, I don't think I ever really saw myself with a professional qualification and membership of a chartered body, with more to come too in the next couple of years. I'm going to be a while wrapping my head around this as it means a lot to me. Bouncing off the walls of my home office this morning!
Congratulations!
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Lady Bliss
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Posted 29 April 2024 - 12:00 PM
TheRetiredBridgeburner, on 29 April 2024 - 10:22 AM, said:
I passed my exam with a 90% score. I'm a qualified patent paralegal!
Means a little more as after years in the legal industry as a non-degree holder being treated horribly, I don't think I ever really saw myself with a professional qualification and membership of a chartered body, with more to come too in the next couple of years. I'm going to be a while wrapping my head around this as it means a lot to me. Bouncing off the walls of my home office this morning!
Means a little more as after years in the legal industry as a non-degree holder being treated horribly, I don't think I ever really saw myself with a professional qualification and membership of a chartered body, with more to come too in the next couple of years. I'm going to be a while wrapping my head around this as it means a lot to me. Bouncing off the walls of my home office this morning!
I accidentally beg repped you and can’t seem to undo it :-(
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Posted 29 April 2024 - 12:28 PM
worry, on 29 April 2024 - 11:25 AM, said:
That's awesome, congrats! Can you help me patent an umbrella that comes preloaded with a classic pop song that plays on repeat for the duration the umbrella is in use? (e.g. Swagger Jagger by Cher Loyd). I think this could be my big break to get on Dragons' Den.
I can't, but I dearly hope someone does!
Lady Bliss, on 29 April 2024 - 11:59 AM, said:
Congratulations!
Lady Bliss, on 29 April 2024 - 12:00 PM, said:
I accidentally beg repped you and can't seem to undo it :-(
Thank you! And don't worry at all
This post has been edited by TheRetiredBridgeburner: 29 April 2024 - 12:28 PM
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#19309
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Posted 29 April 2024 - 12:42 PM
TheRetiredBridgeburner, on 29 April 2024 - 10:22 AM, said:
I passed my exam with a 90% score. I'm a qualified patent paralegal!
Means a little more as after years in the legal industry as a non-degree holder being treated horribly, I don't think I ever really saw myself with a professional qualification and membership of a chartered body, with more to come too in the next couple of years. I'm going to be a while wrapping my head around this as it means a lot to me. Bouncing off the walls of my home office this morning!
Means a little more as after years in the legal industry as a non-degree holder being treated horribly, I don't think I ever really saw myself with a professional qualification and membership of a chartered body, with more to come too in the next couple of years. I'm going to be a while wrapping my head around this as it means a lot to me. Bouncing off the walls of my home office this morning!
So what I'm hearing is, between you and Simmo my cruel banishment from the UK for regrettably misinterpreted boyish shenanigans could soon be at an end?
Even better, you and Simmo could get together and create a brand new novel and TV murder mystery pairing! Together, you could be the Yorkshire Falcon ...
EDIT: initially-mismatched hard-bitten former police detective turned gumshoe, and idealistic lawyer (Ok I'm emebellishing but go with me) solve mysteries in the villages of Upper, Lower, Greater, Middle and Little Crapping, Yorkshire.
This post has been edited by Tsundoku: 29 April 2024 - 01:02 PM
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"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
#19310
Tiste Simeon
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Posted 29 April 2024 - 04:30 PM
TheRetiredBridgeburner, on 29 April 2024 - 10:22 AM, said:
I passed my exam with a 90% score. I'm a qualified patent paralegal!
Means a little more as after years in the legal industry as a non-degree holder being treated horribly, I don't think I ever really saw myself with a professional qualification and membership of a chartered body, with more to come too in the next couple of years. I'm going to be a while wrapping my head around this as it means a lot to me. Bouncing off the walls of my home office this morning!
Means a little more as after years in the legal industry as a non-degree holder being treated horribly, I don't think I ever really saw myself with a professional qualification and membership of a chartered body, with more to come too in the next couple of years. I'm going to be a while wrapping my head around this as it means a lot to me. Bouncing off the walls of my home office this morning!
Ah I knew you'd smash it, never in any doubt! Congrats!
Sombra - no chance, I'm making it harder for you to come back!
I like the TV idea though please don't diss my home village of Greater Crappington...
This post has been edited by Tiste Simeon: 29 April 2024 - 04:32 PM
A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
#19311
Maark Abbott
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Posted 30 April 2024 - 06:39 AM
TheRetiredBridgeburner, on 29 April 2024 - 10:22 AM, said:
I passed my exam with a 90% score. I'm a qualified patent paralegal!
Means a little more as after years in the legal industry as a non-degree holder being treated horribly, I don't think I ever really saw myself with a professional qualification and membership of a chartered body, with more to come too in the next couple of years. I'm going to be a while wrapping my head around this as it means a lot to me. Bouncing off the walls of my home office this morning!
Means a little more as after years in the legal industry as a non-degree holder being treated horribly, I don't think I ever really saw myself with a professional qualification and membership of a chartered body, with more to come too in the next couple of years. I'm going to be a while wrapping my head around this as it means a lot to me. Bouncing off the walls of my home office this morning!
Grats, a big step! Now to rock up to the office in a Convert-A-Car.
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