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On the other hand I was always too shattered at the end of the week by work to contribute much to the game in those years anyway.
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Whats making you happy right now
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Posted 04 April 2020 - 08:58 AM
A $17 microphone and $50 speaker setup later and I'm all set to continue the Friday night tabletop RPG via Discord and roll20. Probably should have done this years ago when I was up in Townsville.
On the other hand I was always too shattered at the end of the week by work to contribute much to the game in those years anyway.
On the other hand I was always too shattered at the end of the week by work to contribute much to the game in those years anyway.
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"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
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"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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Posted 04 April 2020 - 10:22 PM
Mr PigDog went to bed, left his expensive whisky unattended. He's already agreed to get up with the sprog tomorrow.
It's lucky because I was considering killing him due to our incompatible approaches to food shopping and cooking during an apocalypse. He's on borrowed time.
It's lucky because I was considering killing him due to our incompatible approaches to food shopping and cooking during an apocalypse. He's on borrowed time.
Burn rubber =/= warp speed
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Mezla PigDog
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Posted 04 April 2020 - 10:23 PM
And who fucked off Worry so much that he quit the forum?!? I need him back.
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Posted 05 April 2020 - 01:52 AM
Mezla PigDog, on 04 April 2020 - 10:23 PM, said:
And who fucked off Worry so much that he quit the forum?!? I need him back.
No shit. Where is Captain Snark?
I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.
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Posted 05 April 2020 - 02:38 AM
Slow Ben, on 05 April 2020 - 01:52 AM, said:
Mezla PigDog, on 04 April 2020 - 10:23 PM, said:
And who fucked off Worry so much that he quit the forum?!? I need him back.
No shit. Where is Captain Snark?
Social distancing so hard he doesn't even want to risk catching a computer virus?
He hasn't been on since ... December. So for all the hipsters out there, he was doing this long before it became a thing.
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"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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Posted 07 April 2020 - 09:47 PM
Saw two cottontails chasing each other in the yard this morning. They have that Spring friskiness reawakening! I was struck by it more then I probably would have given the times we are living, and I actually got a little bit soppy. The timing of it, to occur this week leading up to Easter Sunday, also had a profound impact in me. A silver lining in all of this, because normally I would be at my desk in the office.
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Posted 16 April 2020 - 05:18 PM
Briar King, on 15 April 2020 - 07:45 PM, said:
Lmfao!!!!!
I just tore my dad up with the jollies. I told him about my dick dream I described in other thread and how the 1st thing I did on gasping awake was check to make sure it was all still there. I haven’t heard him loln like that in quite some time now.
I just tore my dad up with the jollies. I told him about my dick dream I described in other thread and how the 1st thing I did on gasping awake was check to make sure it was all still there. I haven’t heard him loln like that in quite some time now.
Who else read 'loln' as 'loin' and thought BK was making a really weird joke?
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Posted 17 April 2020 - 08:32 PM
Briar King, on 17 April 2020 - 08:11 PM, said:
Pringles making me happy right now.
That makes me wonder how you others eat em... curve up or curve down?
Down for me.
That makes me wonder how you others eat em... curve up or curve down?
Down for me.
What kind of savage would eat pringles curve up?
I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.
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Posted 19 April 2020 - 06:55 PM
Hooray, Easter!
I can drink again,
I can drink again,
The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:
And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 21 April 2020 - 04:16 PM
I needed this today. I really did.
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Posted 22 April 2020 - 03:16 AM
I just had a serious conversation with my 8 year old daughter about which would be faster, a roadrunner or a cheetah, during which I explained how it would depend on the distance of the race. LOL I love talking to kids.
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Posted 22 April 2020 - 05:35 AM
Lady Bliss, on 22 April 2020 - 03:16 AM, said:
I just had a serious conversation with my 8 year old daughter about which would be faster, a roadrunner or a cheetah, during which I explained how it would depend on the distance of the race. LOL I love talking to kids.
Does the cheetah have Acme accessories?
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Posted 24 April 2020 - 01:49 PM
Honestly I'm very grateful that for once the weather has been great throughout the current restrictions. Mrs Tiste has been able to play out with our toddler (he's 17 months old!!) and hasn't gone stir crazy.
I also recognise the privilege I have in having a garden.
I also recognise the privilege I have in having a garden.
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Posted 24 April 2020 - 03:23 PM
Gave my kid the hosepipe this afternoon and rescinded all responsibility. Only ended up mildly soaked so I'm calling it a success. Added bonus of some going over the fence and nearly getting the neighbours who keep playing horrific early 90s dance music at loud volume.
Burn rubber =/= warp speed
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Posted 24 April 2020 - 04:27 PM
Aptorian, on 24 April 2020 - 04:03 PM, said:
Mezla PigDog, on 24 April 2020 - 03:23 PM, said:
the neighbours who keep playing horrific early 90s dance music at loud volume.
A person of great music taste then.
Yeah I wish my annoying neighbours played early 90s dance music instead of the utter tripe they usually blast out...
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Posted 24 April 2020 - 07:41 PM
Mezla PigDog, on 24 April 2020 - 03:23 PM, said:
Gave my kid the hosepipe this afternoon and rescinded all responsibility. Only ended up mildly soaked so I'm calling it a success. Added bonus of some going over the fence and nearly getting the neighbours who keep playing horrific early 90s dance music at loud volume.
At least your child is being exposed to the good stuff at an early age.
The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:
And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 24 April 2020 - 08:30 PM
Briar King, on 24 April 2020 - 07:57 PM, said:
Unlike my new neighbors blasting and karaoke n shitty rap music shaking the very foundations of the houses around here...id love some 90’s tunes instead.
What you want is loud karaoke OF early 90s stuff.
The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:
And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
