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Whats making you happy right now

#17201 User is offline   QuickTidal 

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Posted 25 October 2019 - 03:26 PM

View PostObdigore, on 25 October 2019 - 02:35 PM, said:

View PostQuickTidal, on 25 October 2019 - 02:32 PM, said:

View PostObdigore, on 25 October 2019 - 02:07 PM, said:

Did you know that if Lady Ga Ga and the Goo Goo Dolls went on tour together, it would be called the Goo Goo Ga Ga Tour?

Imagine the signs. The Sounds. The Television Ads!


This joke was on Shower Thoughts.


Someone told it to me at work and I passed it on.

Thanks for the source.


No worries. Funny stuff.
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#17202 User is offline   Mezla PigDog 

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Posted 25 October 2019 - 07:01 PM

Yoga with Adriene on YouTube. It is the perfect antidote to a home based desk job. Do you think she needs a new best friend? She could join my crew with Jonathan van Ness and Tan France. We would have THE BEST time.
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#17203 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 26 October 2019 - 11:30 AM

Never thought I'd be happy for a Pommy win in the Rugby Union ... but when it's over the Ull Blecks in a WC semi - that's acceptable.
"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes

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#17204 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 26 October 2019 - 01:56 PM

View PostTsundoku, on 26 October 2019 - 11:30 AM, said:

Never thought I'd be happy for a Pommy win in the Rugby Union ... but when it's over the Ull Blecks in a WC semi - that's acceptable.

Gonna win the whole thing too!
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#17205 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 26 October 2019 - 11:57 PM

View PostTiste Simeon, on 26 October 2019 - 01:56 PM, said:

View PostTsundoku, on 26 October 2019 - 11:30 AM, said:

Never thought I'd be happy for a Pommy win in the Rugby Union ... but when it's over the Ull Blecks in a WC semi - that's acceptable.

Gonna win the whole thing too!


:rofl:

https://www.news.com...837f89112bd3e07

Suck shut, bro.

"It could have been even better for Jones and Co too — after England had two tries controversially disallowed."

Yeah, nice to see it didn't go to the "Ull Blicks are a protected species" script the refs usually work from this time. I guess without Ruchie McCaw being there to serenade the ref for 80% of the match (the other 20% spent being offside at the ruck) they just couldn't talk the ref around enough to make a difference to the final result.

This post has been edited by Tsundoku: 27 October 2019 - 12:14 AM

"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes

"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys

"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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#17206 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 27 October 2019 - 07:05 AM

Haha awkward.
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#17207 User is offline   Slow Ben 

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Posted 27 October 2019 - 05:27 PM

My wife made the first batch of chili of the fall season. She thinks its disgusting that I eat mine with a peanut butter sandwich and dip it in/use to mop up the chili.

Is this just a local thing or do others around the world do this?

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Spoilered because that picture is massive.

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I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.
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#17208 User is offline   Abyss 

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Posted 27 October 2019 - 05:37 PM

View PostSlow Ben, on 27 October 2019 - 05:27 PM, said:

My wife made the first batch of chili of the fall season. She thinks its disgusting that I eat mine with a peanut butter sandwich and dip it in/use to mop up the chili.

Is this just a local thing or do others around the world do this...



Nah that's totally normal.


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#17209 User is offline   Mezla PigDog 

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Posted 27 October 2019 - 07:58 PM

What the what??
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#17210 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 27 October 2019 - 08:26 PM

I love both but together? I dunno man...
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#17211 User is offline   Slow Ben 

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Posted 27 October 2019 - 10:23 PM

Beans yes, rice no.


It’s such a common thing here, it surprises me no one else eats it. It’s literally a combo we get starting in grade school.
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#17212 User is offline   Slow Ben 

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Posted 28 October 2019 - 02:58 AM

Nice!
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#17213 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 28 October 2019 - 07:09 AM

@SB
congrats, that combo genuinely had me queasy for a moment. Blurk.

:no

This post has been edited by Tsundoku: 28 October 2019 - 07:10 AM

"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes

"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys

"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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#17214 User is offline   Maark Abbott 

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Posted 29 October 2019 - 08:43 AM

Someone not only bought my book but is enjoying it.

Ahhhhh...



Debut novel 'Incarnate' now available on Kindle
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#17215 User is offline   Slow Ben 

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Posted 01 November 2019 - 12:49 AM

You get a attaboy for the effort.



Took the kids trick or treating tonight. Time to teach them how taxes work.
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#17216 User is offline   Mezla PigDog 

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Posted 01 November 2019 - 07:06 AM

View PostSlow Ben, on 01 November 2019 - 12:49 AM, said:

You get a attaboy for the effort.



Took the kids trick or treating tonight. Time to teach them how taxes work.


Ha!

I actively encouraged trick or treaters to my house for the first time. I didn't get any dress up stuff for my son (throwaway culture will be the end of us all!) but I thought he would enjoy people coming to the door. He ended up insisting on handing out the chocolate which was very cute. A dairy allergic girl cried because we didn't have anything suitable. Oopsie. My son loved it so I'll have to take him out next year. Bloody American shit, coming over here, giving us type 2 diabetes and making me meet the neighbours.
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#17217 User is offline   TheRetiredBridgeburner 

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Posted 01 November 2019 - 10:05 AM

It's my birthday tomorrow so today is my last day in the office. My team make me feel like a very lucky girl!

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They have decorated my desk and given me some really lovely things - and made me cry before half past 9 - and as you can see from the second photo we are all going to be on the mother of all sugar highs Posted Image

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#17218 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 01 November 2019 - 11:43 AM

The boy turned 7 today. So nearly a Halloween baby but oh well. ;)

It seems everyone decided to give him money this year and he made out like a complete bandit. $150 in cash! WTF?!?! Plus he put together a Lego car set he was given and has been Lego Batmanning it on the Xbox for the last couple of hours - pausing only to come in and pretend to hug me while he watches a walkthrough on youtube when he gets stuck. :p

On Sunday he gets a dinosaur party at the local museum. Man, it's good to be a kid these days! :yes
Back in my day, we were lucky if we were given dirt and not beaten that day! And we were grateful! :rolleyes:

This post has been edited by Tsundoku: 01 November 2019 - 11:46 AM

"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes

"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys

"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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#17219 User is offline   Grief 

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Posted 01 November 2019 - 05:15 PM

Just got a first rep on a terrible joke I made in... 2008. Nice blast from the past reading back!

Cougar said:

Grief, FFS will you do something with your sig, it's bloody awful


worry said:

Grief is right (until we abolish capitalism).
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#17220 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 01 November 2019 - 07:32 PM

Diablo 4's cinematic trailer makes me remember when it was the 90s and early 00s and Blizzard trailers were as unreal as they are now.
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