Whats making you happy right now

#14781 Slow Ben

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Posted 16 March 2017 - 01:33 AM

Headed to Nola for the weekend in the morning.

Po-boys and Oysters and Abita oh my!!!

I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.

#14782 Loki

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Posted 16 March 2017 - 02:08 AM

Just paid the final payment on two of our debts!

Halfway to having everything paid off.

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~

#14783 Slow Ben

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Posted 17 March 2017 - 12:05 AM

Slow Ben, on 16 March 2017 - 01:33 AM, said:

Headed to Nola for the weekend in the morning.

Po-boys and Oysters and Abita oh my!!!

Oysters and 3 kinds of Abita down.

And for all our Canadian malazanites, I'm off to a hole in the wall that has awesome poutine fries.

I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.

#14784 Lady Bliss

Shameless Minister of Silly Catwalks of the Abyssmal Army

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Posted 17 March 2017 - 04:53 PM

Spent the week trying to convince my Blissling that she is a leprechaun because she has red hair and green eyes. She isn't buying it, but at least I've taught her to tell everyone that she is up to shenanigans.

"If you prick us do we not bleed? If you tickle us do we not laugh? If you poison us do we not die? And if you wrong us shall we not revenge?" - Shylock

#14785 Lady Bliss

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Posted 17 March 2017 - 04:54 PM

Slow Ben, on 17 March 2017 - 12:05 AM, said:

Slow Ben, on 16 March 2017 - 01:33 AM, said:

Headed to Nola for the weekend in the morning.

Po-boys and Oysters and Abita oh my!!!

Oysters and 3 kinds of Abita down.

And for all our Canadian malazanites, I'm off to a hole in the wall that has awesome poutine fries.

Get some crawfish and suck the heads!!

"If you prick us do we not bleed? If you tickle us do we not laugh? If you poison us do we not die? And if you wrong us shall we not revenge?" - Shylock

#14786 Slow Ben

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Posted 18 March 2017 - 03:55 AM

Gumbo down. Crawfish dominated.

And considering it's st paddy's day, off to the Irish House!

I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.

#14787 Puck

Mausetöter

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Posted 18 March 2017 - 02:17 PM

The first wave of shit blooming outside is almost done and I've barely needed my meds. I'm still dreading the next month when the birch will be blooming, but I'm cautiously optimistic that the immune therapy seems to be paying off

Which is great as my arms feel like they're about to fall off from the current batch of shots.

Puck was not birthed, she was cleaved from a lava flow and shaped by a fierce god's hands. - [worry]
Ninja Puck, Ninja Puck, really doesn't give a fuck..? - [King Lear]

#14788 Darkwatch

A Strange Human

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Posted 18 March 2017 - 05:17 PM

My current job has me travelling at a minimum of 300 km (the average so far has been 600) from home every week. Kind of destabilising. Luckily I'm footloose and fancy free and hotels have internet connections that don't suck now.
One clear advantage though, suggested by my step-brother, was to use these trips as a way to visit local microbreweries. That is the plan today. Heading out to hang out in scenic country and drink good beer.

The Pub is Always Open

Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.

The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist

Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος

RodeoRanch said:

You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.

#14789 Tsundoku

A what?

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Posted 19 March 2017 - 07:07 AM

Darkwatch, on 18 March 2017 - 05:17 PM, said:

So what sort of job is this?

"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes

"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys

"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker

#14790 Loki

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Posted 19 March 2017 - 02:02 PM

I've spent the past five hours cutting pictures of plants and animals out of old gardening magazines as I drink tea and watch Grand Designs.

My spirit animal is a sixty year old British woman.

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~

#14791 Aptorian

How 'bout a hug?

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Posted 20 March 2017 - 10:27 AM

Finally got my passing grade on the Librarian course I finished in January. It took 2 months for the grade to come through (my own mistake) but I got a B. I am fucking ecstatic.

I had a ton of problems with the empirical evidence I collected for my analysis so I was certain I was going to get my ass handed to me. I haven't spoken with my councillor yet about the paper but who cares?! I got a fucking B!

Now if somebody would just hire me...

#14792 Tsundoku

A what?

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Posted 20 March 2017 - 11:02 AM

Apt, on 20 March 2017 - 10:27 AM, said:

Congrats. Let's see your ... qualifications.

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#14793 Aptorian

How 'bout a hug?

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Posted 20 March 2017 - 11:06 AM

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#14794 LadyMTL

Epic bookworm

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Posted 20 March 2017 - 11:15 AM

Went to lunch with my father, step-mom and three of my stepsibs yesterday and man, what a feast. I also found out that my two stepsisters-in law are pregnant (one due mid-August, the other early September) AND my stepsister is engaged, though it hasn't been officially announced yet. A part of me was kind of like "damn, now my life seems even less interesting" but thankfully that was a fleeting thought, and in my mind I am already helping decorate nusreries.

Oh, and then after we gorged ourselves my dad took me to an Italian bakery and bought me cannoli, two of which were last night's supper. It's a wonder that my digestive system is still functioning. Good times, good times.

~ Denn die Toten reiten schnell. (Lenore)

#14795 Loki

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Posted 20 March 2017 - 11:53 PM

"What are they doing to the panda, Mummy?"

"They're...*looks at tv to see a vet stick an electrified dildo into a panda's anus*...woah! Okay, not where I thought this documentary was going. Um..."

Cue awkward conversation about artificial insemination.

😅😅😅

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~

#14796 Lady Bliss

Shameless Minister of Silly Catwalks of the Abyssmal Army

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Posted 21 March 2017 - 01:27 AM

Briar King, on 20 March 2017 - 02:18 PM, said:

Jack in the box. Holy shit it's yummy and gooey. Next month I'm hitting Dairy Queen when I come here to TX.

Go to Taco Cabana so I can live vicariously through you!!

"If you prick us do we not bleed? If you tickle us do we not laugh? If you poison us do we not die? And if you wrong us shall we not revenge?" - Shylock

#14797 Andorion

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Posted 21 March 2017 - 01:37 AM

Loki, on 20 March 2017 - 11:53 PM, said:

Of all the things to see...

#14798 worry

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Posted 21 March 2017 - 02:35 AM

Wait a minute. When you say "electrified" you mean powered by electricity? Or like ZAP!!?

They came with white hands and left with red hands.

#14799 Loki

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Posted 21 March 2017 - 02:39 AM

death rattle, on 21 March 2017 - 02:35 AM, said:

Wait a minute. When you say "electrified" you mean powered by electricity? Or like ZAP!!?

They said it was called 'electrified ejaculation'. The use an electrical pulse to stimulate the prostate whilst manually stimulating the penis in order to cause ejaculation.

The panda was knocked out cold so I guess they need to really work for the result?

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~