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Whats making you happy right now

#10841 User is offline   Solidsnape 

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Posted 05 April 2014 - 10:34 PM

View PostD, on 05 April 2014 - 06:29 PM, said:

View PostTheRetiredBridgeburner, on 05 April 2014 - 09:44 AM, said:

Making gluten free chocolate brownies! This is supposed to be for our Battlestar game tomorrow, but we'll see if they last the day.... Posted Image


Make some gluten brownies, too and mix a couple in with the gluten-free. Watch whoever eats the gluten brownies and if they survive they must be a cylon.

That's just cruel.
What I wouldn't give for a big spoonful of gluten. Its been about 4 years now.....
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#10842 User is offline   Silencer 

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Posted 06 April 2014 - 02:11 AM

It's my birthday! And apparently Google knows this...O.o
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Shinrei said:

<Vote Silencer> For not garnering any heat or any love for that matter. And I'm being serious here, it's like a mental block that is there, and you just keep forgetting it.

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#10843 User is offline   worry 

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Posted 06 April 2014 - 04:15 AM

Wow, didn't you just have one last year? #OldPeopleJokes #UsingHashtagsOnTheBoard #GoogleKnows
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#10844 User is offline   Silencer 

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Posted 06 April 2014 - 04:29 AM

View Postworry, on 06 April 2014 - 04:15 AM, said:

Wow, didn't you just have one last year? #OldPeopleJokes #UsingHashtagsOnTheBoard #GoogleKnows


Speak for yourself, grandpa. :)
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Shinrei said:

<Vote Silencer> For not garnering any heat or any love for that matter. And I'm being serious here, it's like a mental block that is there, and you just keep forgetting it.

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#10845 User is offline   worry 

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Posted 06 April 2014 - 09:10 PM

Ha I was actually calling myself old for even making that kind of joke, so it all works out.
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#10846 User is offline   Lucifer's Heaven 

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Posted 07 April 2014 - 04:33 AM

The best quote of Imperial Historian's visit:
"I don't need pants, I'm a terrorist"
XD
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#10847 User is online   Abyss 

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Posted 08 April 2014 - 03:43 AM

The Quebec election results made me very happy. CAQ edging out the PQ as opposition would have made me even happier, but i can live with the Lib sweep just fine, tnx.
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#10848 User is offline   worry 

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Posted 08 April 2014 - 09:04 PM

Someone is doing God's work by collecting the best of "one-star" reviews of classic books. The Alice in Wonderland one in particular is great.

http://onestarbookreview.tumblr.com/
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#10849 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 08 April 2014 - 10:17 PM

View Postworry, on 08 April 2014 - 09:04 PM, said:

Someone is doing God's work by collecting the best of "one-star" reviews of classic books. The Alice in Wonderland one in particular is great.

http://onestarbookreview.tumblr.com/

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#10850 User is offline   Messremb 

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Posted 09 April 2014 - 09:56 PM

Offer has just been accepted on a house.

:)
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#10851 User is offline   Starling 

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Posted 10 April 2014 - 06:32 AM

View PostMessremb, on 09 April 2014 - 09:56 PM, said:

Offer has just been accepted on a house.

:sofa:


In my head you are way too young to be buying a house.
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#10852 User is offline   Stormcat 

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Posted 10 April 2014 - 06:56 AM

Four new audio books including The Bonehunters. :sofa:
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#10853 User is offline   High House Dark 

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Posted 11 April 2014 - 03:31 AM

96 on my practical today and I was going to be happy with a B!!! Did not think I was prepared enough.
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#10854 User is offline   Gust Hubb 

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Posted 11 April 2014 - 03:57 AM

Finally finished Misfits, season 5. So much good nostalgia, and it came back somewhat. I had been horribly disappointed with Season 4. I still miss Simon and Alisha terribly.
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#10855 User is offline   Raymond Luxury Yacht 

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Posted 11 April 2014 - 06:38 PM

My wife is due tomorrow. Baby coming very, very soon.
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#10856 User is offline   HiddenOne 

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Posted 11 April 2014 - 07:12 PM

Good luck, RLY - if this your first one, let me warn you not to stare too closely at the ..... source of the excitement. Certain physical changes may scar your tender manly brain. And I don't mean the baby. Also, cut the cord yourself. Preferably with a katana for maximum coolness.



Congratulations, kids are awesome and so is fatherhood

This post has been edited by HiddenOne: 11 April 2014 - 07:12 PM

HiddenOne. You son of a bitch. You slimy, skulking, low-posting scumbag. You knew it would come to this. Roundabout, maybe. Tortuous, certainly. But here we are, you and me again. I started the train on you so many many hours ago, and now I'm going to finish it. Die HO. Die. This is for last time, and this is for this game too. This is for all the people who died to your backstabbing, treacherous, "I sure don't know what's going on around here" filthy lying, deceitful ways. You son of a bitch. Whatever happens, this is justice. For me, this is justice. Vote HiddenOne Finally, I am at peace.
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#10857 User is offline   Raymond Luxury Yacht 

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Posted 11 April 2014 - 07:35 PM

I want to chew it off but my wife says no.
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#10858 User is offline   HiddenOne 

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Posted 11 April 2014 - 08:08 PM

I must admit that chewing is equally cool if less appetizing
HiddenOne. You son of a bitch. You slimy, skulking, low-posting scumbag. You knew it would come to this. Roundabout, maybe. Tortuous, certainly. But here we are, you and me again. I started the train on you so many many hours ago, and now I'm going to finish it. Die HO. Die. This is for last time, and this is for this game too. This is for all the people who died to your backstabbing, treacherous, "I sure don't know what's going on around here" filthy lying, deceitful ways. You son of a bitch. Whatever happens, this is justice. For me, this is justice. Vote HiddenOne Finally, I am at peace.
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#10859 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 12 April 2014 - 01:36 AM

Do. NOT. Look. Trust me on this.

A wise man once said it was like watching your favourite pub burn down. Sure, they may renovate, but it will never be the same. :sofa:

And no, I didn't cut the cord - I wasn't touching that icky stuff. :)
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#10860 User is offline   QuickTidal 

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Posted 12 April 2014 - 10:46 AM

I've been told that when she does get pregnant and give birth I have to stay above the equator, no matter what.
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