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Whats making you happy right now

#9901 User is offline   Assail 

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Posted 26 May 2013 - 11:27 PM

 Adjutant Stormy~, on 26 May 2013 - 10:11 AM, said:

I may have just fixed the gearshift on my friend's bike (that he hasn't ridden in ~a year) for him.

I'm drunk, and I am resisting the urge to take it for a test ride....

I probably will anyhow. But riding through my friend's neighborhood in San Francisco is highly ill-advised. It's even odds that I'd get stopped by the cops, or mugged.

I'm gonna let the idea marinate for a few minutes.


You live in San Fran, or just visiting?
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#9902 User is offline   Hinter 

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Posted 27 May 2013 - 02:15 AM

Groovy forum members, and a barred F chord.
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#9903 User is offline   Gothos 

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Posted 27 May 2013 - 04:52 AM

Finally went and bought the Republic DLC for Crusader Kings II. Don't know where 6 hours of my life went yesterday evening playing as Gotland. Goddamn but it makes the game fresher! Can't wait for Old Gods.
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Posted 27 May 2013 - 01:08 PM

 Gothos, on 27 May 2013 - 04:52 AM, said:

Finally went and bought the Republic DLC for Crusader Kings II. Don't know where 6 hours of my life went yesterday evening playing as Gotland. Goddamn but it makes the game fresher! Can't wait for Old Gods.

The Republic is heaps fun, but there's an argument that they're a little overpowered. Particularly Gotland who have no rivals in the north at all until the Hansa show up. Being able to make so much gold is awesome, but being able to take on the HRE as the republic of Sicily is a little crazy.

But come on Vikings! I'm running out of people to play as. :p
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Posted 27 May 2013 - 02:28 PM

Had a terrific full day. Writing class, then lunch, then drama class, then a dance workshop. I'm pooped, but in the good way :p Oh, and a girl in my class made me brownies! As payment for some homework assistance. They are YUMMY
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#9906 User is offline   High House Dark 

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Posted 27 May 2013 - 05:23 PM

This lovely piece~

It starts off pretty funny too.
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#9907 User is offline   Mentalist 

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Posted 27 May 2013 - 09:54 PM

so, the place I volunteered at last summer can't offer me a full-time articling position.

However, they are willing to give me contract work at a decent rate, so I can work there while I'm looking for a place to article.

So, in a nutshell: I have a temp job now, that'll pay me decent (though nothing awe-inspiring) wage. Which is ridiculously close to where I live, with people I already know.
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 28 May 2013 - 03:12 PM

Bought my first item for our first house (still don't know when we will be completing but meh). It's a gardening book!! I will be a gardener, I will, I will, I will. I'm planning a vegetable patch, some blossom trees and an English cottage/wild flower garden fusion with a herb garden tucked in near the house :thumbsup:
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Posted 28 May 2013 - 05:03 PM

View PostMezla PigDog, on 28 May 2013 - 03:12 PM, said:

Bought my first item for our first house (still don't know when we will be completing but meh). It's a gardening book!! I will be a gardener, I will, I will, I will. I'm planning a vegetable patch, some blossom trees and an English cottage/wild flower garden fusion with a herb garden tucked in near the house :thumbsup:


Compost compost compost.

Then you don't have to get as much mulch (and you save money and you recycle bla bla bla).
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Posted 29 May 2013 - 12:24 AM

:thumbsup:
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Posted 29 May 2013 - 05:59 AM

View Postsorrysort, on 29 May 2013 - 12:24 AM, said:

:thumbsup:
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#9912 User is online   worry 

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Posted 29 May 2013 - 06:16 AM

Hehe yah. I'm not too into them anymore, but everyday before high school I would read the advice column in the newspaper because it was in the same pages as the comics, and you could pretty much always spot the letters from people who obviously wanted their side of a dispute confirmed rather than seeking actual advice.
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Posted 29 May 2013 - 07:07 AM

My beer is bubbling along happily in the corner of the kitchen. The warmer weather is giving a joyfull boost in alcohol content :thumbsup:
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Posted 29 May 2013 - 11:10 AM

Helped out a friend who's strapped for $$$ by paying her to give me a good ol'fashioned barbershop shave. Feels smoother than obsidian! That's smooth, right?
Suck it Errant!


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QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.


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Posted 29 May 2013 - 10:52 PM

Promotion at work. Extra money, extra responsibility. It will eventually mean no more working directly with the kids. I have mixed emotions about that part.
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#9916 User is offline   King Lear 

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Posted 31 May 2013 - 01:15 AM

I win at this job :p

Although it is re-confirming the life-long suspicion that old men really like me for some reason. I'm not sure how I feel about that.




*Before anyone like Coco or Sombra say anything, my job involves pacifying irate people over the phone in a business context.
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***(okay maybe a little bit old :p )

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#9917 User is offline   Lady Bliss 

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Posted 31 May 2013 - 02:07 AM

View PostAin, on 29 May 2013 - 11:10 AM, said:

Helped out a friend who's stripped for $$ by paying her to give me a good ol'fashioned barbershop shave <insert sex act>. Feels smoother than obsidian! That's smooth, right?


Corrected to how I read this.
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#9918 User is offline   Spoilsport Stonny 

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Posted 31 May 2013 - 12:45 PM

My cousin is graduating from Sapper school today. I'm incredibly proud. I hope they give her some cussers.
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Posted 31 May 2013 - 03:10 PM

I have my internetz back! Woohoo! No running through the house with the laptop balanced on one arm just to read my emails! :p
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Posted 01 June 2013 - 02:36 AM

View PostBriar King, on 31 May 2013 - 11:13 PM, said:

View PostLady Bliss, on 31 May 2013 - 02:07 AM, said:

View PostAin, on 29 May 2013 - 11:10 AM, said:

Helped out a friend who's stripped for $$ by paying her to give me a good ol'fashioned barbershop shave <insert sex act>. Feels smoother than obsidian! That's smooth, right?


Corrected to how I read this.


Ha we know what's on Bliss's mind!

No-brainer. Everyone wants to know what it's like to poop in space.
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