[Adjutant Stormy~]

Job interview tomorrow!

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck yes.

[Tsundoku]

Question 17 FTW!

http://www.news.com....2-1226629950573

You're a Bogan too. Just take this test
by: By Lucy Kippist
From:
news.com.au
April 26, 2013 12:08PM

Do you wear tracksuits?
Do you have a tramp stamp?
You might be a Bogan. Take this test.

Are you a bogan? Take the test and find out!

DOES your nickname end in 'azza' or 'o'? Do you own a flannelette shirt? Does your ideal weekend involve slouching on a couch with an esky of beer in front of the footy?
Do you regularly use the word, 'top' to describe something as good? Well, hate to break it to you, but you're a bona fide Australian Bogan. At least according to this new app, the Bogan Test, designed by Simon Hubbard.

Instructions for use: Download app for 99 cents. Use liberally on friends and family. Post the humiliating results to social media immediately.

The test is a series of 100 questions which cover a whole range of topics. For example, bogan names: Is there a hyphen in your first name? And, are your kids named after precious stones? Lifestyle: Does your house have wheels? And is there a bathtub in your backyard? Or even fashion choices: do you wear tracksuits in public without exercising? And the list goes on…

The bad news, according to Mr Hubbard, is that once you've received your score there is no way of going back. In other words, you can't un-bogan yourself.

"Sorry, but the [inner Bogan] will always come out every now and then. Like a drug addiction, you're never completely cured – you just have to manage and control it! Or, you can just accept and embrace your Bogan traits," he said.

He also said that while most Australians would like to think we're getting less Bogan, our true bogan selves will never be too far away.

But don’t just take his word for it. Give yourself a warm-up run on the test! Answer the first twenty and post your score below. And just for the record, I got 16/100.

1. Are you named after a car, motorbike or fashion label? eg. Mercedes, Harley, Chanel
2. Is there a bathtub, washing machine or couch in your backyard?
3. Have you ever mowed the lawn and found a car?
4. Do you think bin night is every night? (i.e. do you leave the bins out all week?)
5. Have you appeared as a neighbour from hell on A Current Affair?
6. Do you go outside to use the toilet?
7. Do you stand in your front garden and drink beer?
8. Have you spent more money doing up your car than what you paid for it?
9. Do you wear your bathrobe outside?
10. Are thongs your primary footwear?
11. Do you have a Southern Cross tattoo?
12. Have you ever brewed your own beer?
13.Do you smoke like a chimney?
14.Have you ever been arrested without a shirt on?
15.Do you parent in public (loudly)?
16.Were any of your children the result of a conjugal visit?
17.Are you a Collingwood supporter?
18.Have you ever been in a Lowes commercial?
19.Have you ever worn the Australian flag as a cape?
20.Do you like walking through train carriages?


If you answered 'yes' to any one of these questions, then you're a Bogan too, sorry. Download the APP.

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You know I wub joo Loki.

This post has been edited by Sombra: 26 April 2013 - 06:45 AM

[Assail]

Seven days from now, at this time exactly, I'll be walking into IPAC (Installation Personell Administration Center) on Marine Corps Base Hawaii, and I'll be picking up my DD-214 (My honorable discharge papers) and I'll be out of the fucking Marine Corps.

I'm probably going to cry when they give them to me. No shit.

God damn I'm excited hahaha

[worry]

Awesome. What are you going to do next?

[Assail]

sorrysort, on 26 April 2013 - 07:22 PM, said:

Awesome. What are you going to do next?

I've got 2 months of terminal leave (I saved two years of leave up and took it at the end so I could get out early), so I'll still be getting paid for the next two months. Then I start school July 7th, so my GI benefits kick right in and I don't have any period of time when I'm not having cash coming in. I'm happy with how I set it up lol.

[Malaclypse]

get thee a therapist you crazy bastard - one that has no interest in God. Peace out.

[Assail]

Malaclypse, on 26 April 2013 - 09:03 PM, said:

get thee a therapist you crazy bastard - one that has no interest in God. Peace out.

Its on the list. Came to the conclusion that maybe I should talk to someone

[Loki]

My current favourite Tumblr - Fuck Yeah Mega Fauna!

http://fuckyeamegafa...is-todays-super

[Assail]

Someone coming to look at my jeep today. Hopefully it sells.

[Tiste Simeon]

This incredibly talented group of young musicians covering Dream Theater. Flippin' EPIC!
https://www.youtube....&v=6h2h4zIhwuM#!

[Jagh-o-matic]

The incredibly talented group of mostly geriatric musicians appearing on Celebration Day - nice new video for us Old Skool fans.

[Mrs Savagely Wishy Washy]

http://www.buzzfeed....cts-of-all-time
the 30 happiest facts of all times.
have a nice sunday!

This post has been edited by Miss Savagely Wishy Washy : 28 April 2013 - 07:33 AM

[TheRetiredBridgeburner]

Discovering Chai tea. I'm not supposed to drink normal tea because of the tanin (I'm an IC sufferer) but Chai is OK as it's herbal with no tanin.

My inner tea monster is once again purring in contentment

[Illuyankas]

Awwwwwwwwwwww yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

[MTS]

On the subject of crazy people, a lady came into my work last night and handed me a publication written to promote the implementation of Glass-Steagall regulations here in Australia, but which veered a little off-topic. Here's an excerpt:

Quote

Glass-Steagall, or the British Crown's Mass Murder: Do You Intend to Die for the Banks?

Just like the people of Cyprus, Australians and much of the rest of the world's population will soon see their bank deposits confiscated and themselves plunged into not merely poverty, but mass starvation and death. Supposedly, all this is necessary to bail out the bankrupt, London-centred world monetary system. But that's just the excuse. Prince Philip and Queen Elizabeth II have openly and repeatedly proclaimed their intent to kill some six billion of the world's seven billion human beings, in order to consolidate permanent, worldwide British imperial rule. The present global banking crisis happens to be a convenient vehicle to conduct that mass murder.

But precisely because their system is bankrupt beyond repair, the Crown and its financial oligarchy can be defeated - if the targeted populations, and that means you - choose to fight.

And it goes on for a very entertaining few pages. If the banking crisis doesn't work to the Crown's satisfaction, another option is that they will induce their 'mentally-ill puppet' Barack Obama to start a thermonuclear war with Russia and China.

Crazy people are hilarious.

This post has been edited by MTS: 29 April 2013 - 06:06 AM

[Satan]

This is making me happy!

Spoiler

Games developer pulls a prank on pirates

[Jagh-o-matic]

Quote

Prince Philip and Queen Elizabeth II have openly and repeatedly proclaimed their intent to kill some six billion

I KNEW IT!!! That shifty-eyed Greek (see Wikipedia)! He's been working Lizzy like a puppet since 1945 at least! And now the extent of his evil plans is finally revealed.

Well, he won't find me napping. I've got 1,857,763 rounds of lead just waiting for him right here in my cellar. Bring it on, ye limey bastich!

[Adjutant Stormy~]

I saw Iggy Pop and the Stooges on the Colbert Report and they somehow made the Rolling Stones look young and vital.

[Macros]

Liverpool are supposedly chasing a defender named Montoya, would be ace if we got him for the sake of "my name is martin Montoya, you killed my uncle, prepare to DIE!"

[RodeoRanch]

This kid makes me laugh.