Whats making you happy right now

#9621 Macros

D'ivers Fuckwits

Group: High House Mafia
Posts: 9,185
Joined: 28-January 08
Location:Ulster, disputed zone, British Empire.

Posted 27 March 2013 - 05:04 PM

1.5 days of work left before a weekend off and getting home to boot!

2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"

#9622 Adjutant Stormy~

Captain, Team Quick Ben

Group: Team Quick Ben
Posts: 1,344
Joined: 24-January 08

Posted 29 March 2013 - 04:03 AM

I skipped out on trivia with my friends this week for a couple reasons, mostly that since I'm the one that shows up early to get us a table and that's a colossal time sink.

They could not find a table, had to split up, and didn't win any money (which we usually do).

In conclusion, they agreed that since I show up like 2 hours early, it's worth it to them to comp me some pizza and beer.

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'>God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.</div>

#9623 EmperorMagus

Scarecrow of Low House PEN

Group: Tehol's Blissful Chickens
Posts: 1,199
Joined: 04-June 12
Location:Vancouver

Posted 30 March 2013 - 10:54 AM

I used the word "phallic shaped" in a (mock) IELTS exam.
The examiner is going to have a good laugh. :sweat:

Dulce et decorum est
Pro patria mori
#sarcasm

#9624 Ain't_It_Just_

The Recidivist

Group: LHTEC
Posts: 2,371
Joined: 17-January 08
Location:Oz
Interests:Dungeons and Dragons, and the odd caramel slice.
The AIJman cometh

Posted 31 March 2013 - 01:13 AM

Got to sleep in for a change on Easter! Plus, today being Easter, all manner of yummy foodz are guaranteed :sweat:

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#9625 Raymond Luxury Yacht

Throatwobbler Mangrove

Group: Grumpy Old Sods
Posts: 5,600
Joined: 02-July 06
Location:The Emerald City
Interests:Quiet desperation and self-loathing

Posted 31 March 2013 - 03:57 AM

My two best friends, who happen to be married to each other, are having a baby. Now I need to knock up Dr. Luxury Wife so they can be preggo at the same time, and the children can eventually get married.

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#9626 Adjutant Stormy~

Captain, Team Quick Ben

Group: Team Quick Ben
Posts: 1,344
Joined: 24-January 08

Posted 31 March 2013 - 08:08 PM

It took 4 days, but Bioshock Infinite finally finished downloading!

#9627 Silencer

Manipulating Special Data

Group: Administrators
Posts: 5,683
Joined: 07-July 07
Location:New Zealand
Interests:Malazan Book of the Fallen series.
Computer Game Design.
Programming.

Posted 31 March 2013 - 11:05 PM

Getting a reply to your PM that you left a month ago - and it being a positive outcome. :sweat:

I hate it when people drive other members away... :S (Well, members that I like, that is

)

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Shinrei said:

<Vote Silencer> For not garnering any heat or any love for that matter. And I'm being serious here, it's like a mental block that is there, and you just keep forgetting it.

#9628 worry

Master of the Deck

Group: Malaz Regular
Posts: 14,835
Joined: 24-February 10
Location:the buried west

Posted 31 March 2013 - 11:11 PM

So that's what happened!

They came with white hands and left with red hands.

#9629 Spoilsport Stonny

Mortal Sword

Group: Malaz Regular
Posts: 1,073
Joined: 19-March 11

Posted 01 April 2013 - 12:58 AM

I leave for sunny Jamaica in two days. Mentally, I am already there.

Theorizing that one could poop within his own lifetime, Doctor Poopet led an elite group of scientists into the desert to develop a top secret project, known as QUANTUM POOP. Pressured to prove his theories or lose funding, Doctor Poopet, prematurely stepped into the Poop Accelerator and vanished. He awoke to find himself in the past, suffering from partial amnesia and facing a mirror image that was not his own. Fortunately, contact with his own bowels was made through brainwave transmissions, with Al the Poop Observer, who appeared in the form of a hologram that only Doctor Poopet could see and hear. Trapped in the past, Doctor Poopet finds himself pooping from life to life, pooping things right, that once went wrong and hoping each time, that his next poop will be the poop home.

#9630 Tiste Simeon

Faith, Heavy Metal & Bacon

Group: Malaz Regular
Posts: 12,461
Joined: 08-October 04
Location:T'North

Posted 01 April 2013 - 09:18 AM

Epic April fools burn by Karnivool on Facebook. Basically told everyone that the new album that has been a few years in the coming and they have been in the studio to do in the past few weeks was going nowhere and they were scrapping and deleting everything. Cue lots of rage and sadness. Then "Hey everyone... April 'VOOLS!'" Actual genuine relief! Was so gutted when I read the first bit!!!

A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.

#9631 Silencer

Manipulating Special Data

Group: Administrators
Posts: 5,683
Joined: 07-July 07
Location:New Zealand
Interests:Malazan Book of the Fallen series.
Computer Game Design.
Programming.

Posted 01 April 2013 - 10:27 AM

...people actually believe things announced/broadcast today?! Isn't today the day when you take EVERYTHING with a fine-grain of salt? O.o *Especially* announcements about long-overdue/thought forever impossible projects? *facepalm*

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Shinrei said:

<Vote Silencer> For not garnering any heat or any love for that matter. And I'm being serious here, it's like a mental block that is there, and you just keep forgetting it.

#9632 Gothos

Map painting expert

Group: Malaz Regular
Posts: 5,428
Joined: 01-January 03
Location:.pl

Posted 01 April 2013 - 10:42 AM

easter's done with and going back to gdańsk today. yay! now to arrange a meet with the gf...

It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.

#9633 Centzon Totochtin

For Pony!

Group: Malaz Regular
Posts: 188
Joined: 13-August 06
Location:Sydney, Aus
Interests:Stuff, and sometimes also things.
Bunnies!

Posted 01 April 2013 - 10:53 AM

Silencer, on 01 April 2013 - 10:27 AM, said:

Only people who pay attention... I am not one of those people :sweat:

Also, the Guild Wars 2 April Fools new content is hilariously awesome.

That Elephant is looking rather frayed at the edges

#9634 Grimjust Bearegular

Irregular Bacon Berserker Medic of the Abyssmal Army

Group: Malazan Artist
Posts: 1,638
Joined: 20-July 06
Location:Vault 101
Interests:MAFIA, drawing and writing.
Godless killing machine - and proud of it!

Also, braaaaiiiinnnnzzzzzzzz!

Posted 01 April 2013 - 11:05 AM

Spent the weekend at my mum's, went to the movies and saw GI Joe, which was awesome, played Army of Two: Devil's Cartel with my brother, helped a friend move, went to a concert and got drunk with an old buddy of mine, and later today a friend is coming over for some drinking and sewing :sweat:

Things and stuffs...and other important objects.

#9635 ForkassalOfTheInnerCircle

Accountant of the Inner Circle

Group: Malaz Regular
Posts: 55
Joined: 28-January 13
Location:Stockholm, Sweden
Interests:Universal domination
Calm
Sticks

Posted 01 April 2013 - 04:29 PM

Bearmione TROUBLEMAKER Grimger, on 01 April 2013 - 11:05 AM, said:

This just doesn't seem safe.

Money rules the world. I rule the money.

#9636 Illuyankas

Retro Classic

Group: The Hateocracy of Truth
Posts: 7,254
Joined: 28-September 04
Will cluck you up

Posted 01 April 2013 - 05:38 PM

Centzon Totochtin, on 01 April 2013 - 10:53 AM, said:

Also, the Guild Wars 2 April Fools new content is hilariously awesome.

STOP THE GRAPHICS

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.

#9637 Mezla PigDog

Malazan Yo Yo Champion 2009

Group: Mezla's Thought Police
Posts: 2,721
Joined: 03-September 04

Posted 02 April 2013 - 11:02 AM

Leftover pizza for lunch. Mmmmmm, lunch doesn't get better than this!

Burn rubber =/= warp speed

#9638 Satan

Hunting for love

Group: Malaz Regular
Posts: 1,569
Joined: 12-December 02

Posted 02 April 2013 - 11:10 AM

Leftover lasagne would be better. I don't have any, I'm just saying that leftover lasagne beats all other leftovers. It's even better than just-made lasagne.

This post has been edited by Satan: 02 April 2013 - 11:11 AM

Legalise drugs! And murder!