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Whats making you happy right now

#961 User is offline   Ain't_It_Just_ 

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Posted 23 July 2009 - 07:23 AM

I'm feeling relaxed. So I'm happy.
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#962 User is offline   Tremolo 

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Posted 23 July 2009 - 07:25 AM

It's raining heavily and I am indoors.
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#963 User is offline   Mezla PigDog 

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Posted 23 July 2009 - 10:00 AM

View PostWry, on Jul 22 2009, 11:59 PM, said:

Who is Van Dyke anyway? I'm assuming you're not dreaming of Dick, right?


Was that meant to be an innuendo? It seems so innocent. There was a time when I watched far too much Diagnosis Murder resulting in an alarming sex dream about Barry van Dyke! Fortunately, last night I didn't dream of any Dyke's or Dwayne's. I dreamt about MicroMachine kittens instead.
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Posted 23 July 2009 - 11:25 AM

View PostMezla PigDog, on Jul 23 2009, 11:00 AM, said:

Fortunately, last night I didn't dream of any Dykes or Dwaynes. I dreamt about MicroMachine kittens instead.


I'm speechless, I love Mezla, well... her dreams anyway.
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#965 User is offline   Centzon Totochtin 

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Posted 23 July 2009 - 11:26 AM

I am on holiday until august ;) yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
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#966 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 23 July 2009 - 12:40 PM

Mez, did the kittens transform into Micromachines or did they have them taped to their paws?

On topic,

View PostThelomen Toblerone, on Jul 22 2009, 08:56 PM, said:

View PostIlluyankas, on Jul 22 2009, 08:32 PM, said:

The answer is a threesome. You know it to be true.


We need to make a religion with you as the prophet. You have the requisite hair and beard, and more importantly the sheer magnificent wisdom the world so sorely needs.

Imagine an Illy-world - crying children beaten mercilessly, hedonistic sex everywhere, and KFC galore. I fail to see how this couldnt be anyone's dream world.


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Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 23 July 2009 - 03:31 PM

Change the KFC to Bacon and I'll vote for you......

View PostMezla PigDog, on 28 September 2009 - 09:34 PM, said:

I have been entertaining tourists for many years now.... A girls gotta make a living.
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#968 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 23 July 2009 - 03:48 PM

Bacon will be the secondary food group. Beer is the third. Children who were too loud will be the fourth.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 24 July 2009 - 04:24 AM

This really belongs in the whats making you queesy/nervous thread, but there isnt one...I checked.

Just bought an engagement ring tonight. Took the gf's sis along to make sure i didnt screw up.

So sometime in the next few months...we'll see.
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Posted 24 July 2009 - 05:03 AM

View PostSlow Ben, on Jul 24 2009, 02:24 PM, said:

This really belongs in the whats making you queesy/nervous thread, but there isnt one...I checked.

Just bought an engagement ring tonight. Took the gf's sis along to make sure i didnt screw up.

So sometime in the next few months...we'll see.


*requisite excited girly squee noises*

Hell, I don't even know you and I'm bursting with happiness for you! Go SB!!

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Posted 24 July 2009 - 08:19 AM

That's great SB, congratulations! I hope all goes well.

Now my happy news seems less significant...but I got paid today, and am no longer broke. Yay!
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Posted 24 July 2009 - 09:00 AM

View PostMappo's Travelling Sack, on Jul 24 2009, 10:19 AM, said:

That's great SB, congratulations! I hope all goes well.

Now my happy news seems less significant...but I got paid today, and am no longer broke. Yay!

Untill next month that is ;)
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Posted 24 July 2009 - 10:42 AM

View PostSlow Ben, on Jul 24 2009, 06:24 AM, said:

This really belongs in the whats making you queesy/nervous thread, but there isnt one...I checked.

Just bought an engagement ring tonight. Took the gf's sis along to make sure i didnt screw up.

So sometime in the next few months...we'll see.


wow. That sounds scary. Well done and good luck ;)

out of curiosity, what are the "rules" in regards to engagement rings over there?
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Posted 24 July 2009 - 10:45 AM

http://biased-bbc.blogspot.com/

This half-witted, right wing wankery is making me laugh my arse off. I love reading stuff like this, it reminds me how much better I am than these twats.
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Posted 24 July 2009 - 10:45 AM

Congrats SB. Hope it goes well!
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Posted 24 July 2009 - 10:46 AM

Awesome! Good luck, SB! I'd be a nervous wreck. Keep the receipt just in case ;)
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Posted 24 July 2009 - 12:23 PM

View PostSlow Ben, on Jul 24 2009, 02:24 PM, said:

This really belongs in the whats making you queesy/nervous thread, but there isnt one...I checked.

Just bought an engagement ring tonight. Took the gf's sis along to make sure i didnt screw up.

So sometime in the next few months...we'll see.


Kick some metaphorical ass, SB! Don't forget the knee-brace.

I'm happy because my Pies are beating our hated enemy, the Blues. There is a particularly irritating colleague whose nose I will rub with great profusion come Monday.
Suck it Errant!


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Posted 24 July 2009 - 12:42 PM

Spending the evening planning for my holliday in Ireland. My remedies: beer, whiskey and ze internetz! ;)
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Posted 24 July 2009 - 05:28 PM

View PostMorgoth, on Jul 24 2009, 05:42 AM, said:

out of curiosity, what are the "rules" in regards to engagement rings over there?


Thanks everybody!



I'm not sure exactly what you mean. The only one i can think of is "people" say your supposed to spend 3 months salary. But i dont know anyone who's done that. I sure as hell didnt.


@MTS. Yours might not have been as exciting. But you have money and i'm in debt.
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Posted 24 July 2009 - 05:29 PM

View PostTremolo, on Jul 24 2009, 07:42 AM, said:

My remedies: beer, whiskey and ze internetz! ;)


I'm also happy cause thats what i'll be doing this evening. Plus increasing the buttgroove in my comfy chair.


Double post ftw!
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