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Oh I'd love to reveal what Mezla's guilty pleasure movie is and more specifically why but she'll have my balls in a vice.
Suffice to say it shows up what a sicko she is.
Whats making you happy right now
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Mezla PigDog 
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Posted 22 July 2009 - 08:17 PM
Obdigore, on Jul 22 2009, 09:15 PM, said:
Which Movie Mezla?
It is too guilty to admit to
Burn rubber =/= warp speed
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Thelomen Toblerone
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Posted 22 July 2009 - 08:20 PM
Bitches on Heat VII?
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Obdigore
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Posted 22 July 2009 - 08:23 PM
Female Guilty Movie....
Runaway Bride? How Stella got her Grove Back? Pretty Woman?
Runaway Bride? How Stella got her Grove Back? Pretty Woman?
Monster Hunter World Iceborne: It's like hunting monsters, but on crack, but the monsters are also on crack.
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Mezla PigDog
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Posted 22 July 2009 - 09:32 PM
Yes, something along those lines..... Actually it is Gridiron Gang and only because I want to be The Rock's bitch.
Burn rubber =/= warp speed
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Mezla PigDog
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Posted 22 July 2009 - 09:42 PM
Cougar, on Jul 22 2009, 10:36 PM, said:
Having snuggled up in bed watching the Rock, Mezla's dreams are bound to be entertaining tonight.
Well now you have reminded me of the van Dyke nightmare, I think they may be entertaining in all the wrong ways!
Burn rubber =/= warp speed
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Posted 22 July 2009 - 11:02 PM
If I recall the story correctly, she is referring to Dick v. Dyke, Wry.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 23 July 2009 - 07:23 AM
I'm feeling relaxed. So I'm happy.
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
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Mezla PigDog
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Posted 23 July 2009 - 10:00 AM
Wry, on Jul 22 2009, 11:59 PM, said:
Who is Van Dyke anyway? I'm assuming you're not dreaming of Dick, right?
Was that meant to be an innuendo? It seems so innocent. There was a time when I watched far too much Diagnosis Murder resulting in an alarming sex dream about Barry van Dyke! Fortunately, last night I didn't dream of any Dyke's or Dwayne's. I dreamt about MicroMachine kittens instead.
Burn rubber =/= warp speed
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Posted 23 July 2009 - 11:25 AM
Mezla PigDog, on Jul 23 2009, 11:00 AM, said:
Fortunately, last night I didn't dream of any Dykes or Dwaynes. I dreamt about MicroMachine kittens instead.
I'm speechless, I love Mezla, well... her dreams anyway.
I AM A TWAT
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Posted 23 July 2009 - 11:26 AM
I am on holiday until august 
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
That Elephant is looking rather frayed at the edges
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Posted 23 July 2009 - 12:40 PM
Mez, did the kittens transform into Micromachines or did they have them taped to their paws?
On topic,
We need to make a religion with you as the prophet. You have the requisite hair and beard, and more importantly the sheer magnificent wisdom the world so sorely needs.
Imagine an Illy-world - crying children beaten mercilessly, hedonistic sex everywhere, and KFC galore. I fail to see how this couldnt be anyone's dream world.
ONE DAY, MY CHILDREN
ONE DAY
On topic,
Thelomen Toblerone, on Jul 22 2009, 08:56 PM, said:
Illuyankas, on Jul 22 2009, 08:32 PM, said:
The answer is a threesome. You know it to be true.
We need to make a religion with you as the prophet. You have the requisite hair and beard, and more importantly the sheer magnificent wisdom the world so sorely needs.
Imagine an Illy-world - crying children beaten mercilessly, hedonistic sex everywhere, and KFC galore. I fail to see how this couldnt be anyone's dream world.
ONE DAY, MY CHILDREN
ONE DAY
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 23 July 2009 - 03:31 PM
Change the KFC to Bacon and I'll vote for you......
Mezla PigDog, on 28 September 2009 - 09:34 PM, said:
I have been entertaining tourists for many years now.... A girls gotta make a living.
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Illuyankas
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Posted 23 July 2009 - 03:48 PM
Bacon will be the secondary food group. Beer is the third. Children who were too loud will be the fourth.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 24 July 2009 - 04:24 AM
This really belongs in the whats making you queesy/nervous thread, but there isnt one...I checked.
Just bought an engagement ring tonight. Took the gf's sis along to make sure i didnt screw up.
So sometime in the next few months...we'll see.
Just bought an engagement ring tonight. Took the gf's sis along to make sure i didnt screw up.
So sometime in the next few months...we'll see.
I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.
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Posted 24 July 2009 - 05:03 AM
Slow Ben, on Jul 24 2009, 02:24 PM, said:
This really belongs in the whats making you queesy/nervous thread, but there isnt one...I checked.
Just bought an engagement ring tonight. Took the gf's sis along to make sure i didnt screw up.
So sometime in the next few months...we'll see.
Just bought an engagement ring tonight. Took the gf's sis along to make sure i didnt screw up.
So sometime in the next few months...we'll see.
*requisite excited girly squee noises*
Hell, I don't even know you and I'm bursting with happiness for you! Go SB!!
*shakes pom poms*
*casting the shaved knuckle*
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Posted 24 July 2009 - 08:19 AM
That's great SB, congratulations! I hope all goes well.
Now my happy news seems less significant...but I got paid today, and am no longer broke. Yay!
Now my happy news seems less significant...but I got paid today, and am no longer broke. Yay!
Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.
Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
