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Whats making you happy right now

#7671 User is offline   MTS 

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Posted 20 April 2012 - 02:09 PM

I was gonna suggest Trainspotting as well. If not then maybe either one of Matt Damon's monologues in Good Will Hunting or something from Emile Hirsch in Into The Wild, but that may be too serious.

There's some very good ones by Jake Gyllenhal in Donnie Darko as well. My personal favourite is his Smurfette rant but that might be not be all that appropriate...

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Smurfette doesn't fuck...First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living if you don't have a dick?

Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.

Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
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#7672 User is offline   Shiara 

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Posted 20 April 2012 - 02:29 PM

View PostMTS, on 20 April 2012 - 02:09 PM, said:

...or something from Emile Hirsch in Into The Wild, but that may be too serious.


I hated that movie.
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#7673 User is offline   Lucifer's Heaven 

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Posted 20 April 2012 - 02:46 PM

View PostMTS, on 20 April 2012 - 02:09 PM, said:

There's some very good ones by Jake Gyllenhal in Donnie Darko as well. My personal favourite is his Smurfette rant but that might be not be all that appropriate...


You know the best part about that rant? The guy who created the Smurfs allowed it because:
a) it is true, and
:D he thought it was hilarious
:p

I don't have anything new to add, there has been plenty of good suggestions already ^_^
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#7674 User is offline   Satan 

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Posted 20 April 2012 - 05:13 PM

I've always thought a recitation of Roy Harper's Bad Speech (beginning of Hope) would make for a fantastic audition monolouge. Play it proper mad, like; in one moment a pensive academic, the next a vengeful tyrant.

...but then again, I'm a bit weird.
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#7675 User is offline   Adjutant Stormy~ 

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 08:16 PM

FORUM'S BACK!
<!--quoteo(post=462161:date=Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM:name=Aptorian)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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#7676 User is offline   Lady Bliss 

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 08:16 PM

First back on the happy thread!
"If you prick us do we not bleed? If you tickle us do we not laugh? If you poison us do we not die? And if you wrong us shall we not revenge?" - Shylock
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#7677 User is offline   Adjutant Stormy~ 

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 08:23 PM

View PostLady Bliss, on 23 April 2012 - 08:16 PM, said:

First back on the happy thread!


Haha nope.
<!--quoteo(post=462161:date=Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM:name=Aptorian)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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#7678 User is offline   Studious Lock 

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 08:28 PM

View PostAdjutant Stormy, on 23 April 2012 - 08:23 PM, said:

View PostLady Bliss, on 23 April 2012 - 08:16 PM, said:

First back on the happy thread!


Haha nope.


hehehe nice try Bliss...
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#7679 User is offline   Lady Bliss 

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 08:32 PM

Shazbot!! A Xpost i tell you!
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#7680 User is offline   Azathmaster 

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 08:34 PM

Ive been here! I swear!
I must confess, you don't know how good youve got it till its gone ^_^
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#7681 User is offline   tiam 

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 08:37 PM

Oh you sweet malaz baby...you were gone so long I almost had to get a life... im sorry for my unfaithful thoughts...hush now... and relax its all over...
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#7682 User is offline   Azathmaster 

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 08:46 PM

I feel so free!
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Posted 23 April 2012 - 08:50 PM

AAAAAHHHH IT'S BACK THANK YOU GOD THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU I HAD TO DO ACTUAL WORK IT WAS AWFUL AAAAAAAHHHHH
THIS IS YOUR REMINDER THAT THERE IS A
'VIEW NEW CONTENT' BUTTON THAT
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#7684 User is offline   Azathmaster 

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 08:55 PM

It was so bad I actually signed up for 2 other forums and an RPG to fill the void...
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#7685 User is offline   tiam 

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 08:58 PM

View PostJean-Claude Van tiam, on 23 April 2012 - 08:37 PM, said:

Oh you sweet malaz baby...you were gone so long I almost had to get a life... im sorry for my unfaithful thoughts...hush now... and relax its all over...


In relation to this post I had to leave the house and get a life I now have a gf...
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#7686 User is offline   Ain't_It_Just_ 

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 10:07 PM

Thank god! I thought we weren't going to make it! ^_^

Also, assignments are done, writers contest entry submitted and going out for drinks tonight :D
Suck it Errant!


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#7687 User is offline   Princess 

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 10:22 PM

Site is back! Whoop!
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Posted 23 April 2012 - 11:03 PM

Wooo I missed you guys!
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#7689 User is offline   Shiara 

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 11:46 PM

I MISSED YOU SO MUCH, FORUM! PLEASE NEVER LEAVE AGAIN ^_^
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#7690 User is offline   King Lear 

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Posted 24 April 2012 - 01:35 AM

Yay forum's back!

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