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#7661 Mentalist

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Posted 19 April 2012 - 06:08 PM

I have survived second year of law school. The one where they "work you to death"

OMFG, FREEEEEEEEEEDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.

#7662 Slow Ben

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Posted 19 April 2012 - 06:57 PM

Been bustin my ass in the gym since January and I'm down from 268 to 239 as of his morning. Posted Image

4 more pounds and I can eat like a normal person again.

I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.

#7663 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 20 April 2012 - 07:29 AM

Just got offered a chance to do a screen test with some guys that work in the media industry (cameramen, directors, etc). What they want me to do is perform a monologue which I can perform strongly. This is great news, but now I've gotta find one. Can anyone recommend a good monologue for a teenager? I prefer semi-serious stuff, not classical. Preferably modern. ^_^

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#7664 Obdigore

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Posted 20 April 2012 - 07:35 AM

Anything from Dawsons Creek.

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#7665 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 20 April 2012 - 07:39 AM

Truly, a cultural marvel!

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#7666 worry

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Posted 20 April 2012 - 08:12 AM

It might be done to death (in America at least), but maybe Johnny's monologue in the hospital in The Outsiders -- the "Stay gold, Ponyboy" one: http://www.whysanity.../outsiders.html

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#7667 Mentalist

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Posted 20 April 2012 - 08:23 AM

Ain, on 20 April 2012 - 07:29 AM, said:

try the intro to Trainspotting......

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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.

#7668 Tapper

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Posted 20 April 2012 - 09:25 AM

Ain, on 20 April 2012 - 07:29 AM, said:

Uff, questions like this send me browsing the web. Beh.

Opening monologue from Kick-Ass?

Or you could read a diary entry from Taxi driver - De Niro was really young then, and it being a diary means a monologue so you can add your own flavor. Whether or not it is smart to monologue a) a Scorcese Movie, ^_^

Taxi Driver, c) De Niro, is up to you

.

Risky Business' opening monologue is told by a very young Tom Cruise who's off to college, but it is... slightly more sexual than you may be comfortable with in front of people you don't know.

If you have guts, go Get Shorty on them, since they're tv people

Or:

The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds - pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking - I suggest you try it.

Ah, the goodness that is Mike Myers...

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#7669 Shiara

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Posted 20 April 2012 - 10:20 AM

http://ismichaelfass...ark.tumblr.com/

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#7670 HiddenOne

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Posted 20 April 2012 - 11:45 AM

Matthew McConaghey's line from Dazed & Confused about the high school girls: " I keep getting older & they stay the same" or something like that. Very classy

Or you could try something from the Basketball Diaries, there's a young guy with the world on tap

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#7671 MTS

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Posted 20 April 2012 - 02:09 PM

I was gonna suggest Trainspotting as well. If not then maybe either one of Matt Damon's monologues in Good Will Hunting or something from Emile Hirsch in Into The Wild, but that may be too serious.

There's some very good ones by Jake Gyllenhal in Donnie Darko as well. My personal favourite is his Smurfette rant but that might be not be all that appropriate...

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Smurfette doesn't fuck...First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living if you don't have a dick?

Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.

Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.

#7672 Shiara

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Posted 20 April 2012 - 02:29 PM

MTS, on 20 April 2012 - 02:09 PM, said:

...or something from Emile Hirsch in Into The Wild, but that may be too serious.

I hated that movie.

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#7673 Lucifer's Heaven

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Posted 20 April 2012 - 02:46 PM

MTS, on 20 April 2012 - 02:09 PM, said:

There's some very good ones by Jake Gyllenhal in Donnie Darko as well. My personal favourite is his Smurfette rant but that might be not be all that appropriate...

You know the best part about that rant? The guy who created the Smurfs allowed it because:
a) it is true, and

he thought it was hilarious

I don't have anything new to add, there has been plenty of good suggestions already ^_^

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#7674 Satan

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Posted 20 April 2012 - 05:13 PM

I've always thought a recitation of Roy Harper's Bad Speech (beginning of Hope) would make for a fantastic audition monolouge. Play it proper mad, like; in one moment a pensive academic, the next a vengeful tyrant.

...but then again, I'm a bit weird.

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 08:16 PM

FORUM'S BACK!

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'>God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.</div>

#7676 Lady Bliss

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 08:16 PM

First back on the happy thread!

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 08:23 PM

Lady Bliss, on 23 April 2012 - 08:16 PM, said:

First back on the happy thread!

Haha nope.

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 08:28 PM

Adjutant Stormy, on 23 April 2012 - 08:23 PM, said:

Lady Bliss, on 23 April 2012 - 08:16 PM, said:

First back on the happy thread!

Haha nope.

hehehe nice try Bliss...

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#7679 Lady Bliss

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 08:32 PM

Shazbot!! A Xpost i tell you!

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