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Now get her to help you with the ol' vagina monologue.
Whats making you happy right now
#6013
Tsundoku 
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Posted 24 September 2011 - 09:37 AM
worrywort, on 24 September 2011 - 09:26 AM, said:
Now get her to help you with the ol' vagina monologue.
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Damn.
"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
#6015
HiddenOne
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Posted 24 September 2011 - 11:35 AM
Sombra, on 24 September 2011 - 09:37 AM, said:
worrywort, on 24 September 2011 - 09:26 AM, said:
Now get her to help you with the ol' vagina monologue.
Rating failed: You have reached your quota of positive votes for the day
Damn.
Not to worry, I loaned you one of mine
HiddenOne. You son of a bitch. You slimy, skulking, low-posting scumbag. You knew it would come to this. Roundabout, maybe. Tortuous, certainly. But here we are, you and me again. I started the train on you so many many hours ago, and now I'm going to finish it. Die HO. Die. This is for last time, and this is for this game too. This is for all the people who died to your backstabbing, treacherous, "I sure don't know what's going on around here" filthy lying, deceitful ways. You son of a bitch. Whatever happens, this is justice. For me, this is justice. Vote HiddenOne Finally, I am at peace.
#6016
Slow Ben
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Posted 24 September 2011 - 11:44 PM
Shiara, on 24 September 2011 - 10:49 AM, said:
Just finished watching season two of Community; WIN.
That is indeed loads of win.
Football, beer and potstickers tonight!
This post has been edited by Slow Ben: 24 September 2011 - 11:44 PM
I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.
#6017
POOPOO MCBUMFACE
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Posted 24 September 2011 - 11:54 PM
Just (completely by accident) stumbled across the fact that my ex now writes hardcore gay rape Heavy Rain fanfiction. I don't know why it's so funny, it just... really is.
#6019
POOPOO MCBUMFACE
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Posted 25 September 2011 - 12:05 AM
Stranger things have happened. I once accidentally came across a hardcore gay Dumbledore/Ron Paul rape fanfic and no I'm not fucking kidding. It had a line about Ron Paul moaning in ecstacy at the wizarding world following the gold standard.
Unrelated happying: discovered a bar near me that does Weihenstephen and Delirium Tremens on tap and doesn't cost the earth. Love. All things are lights.
Unrelated happying: discovered a bar near me that does Weihenstephen and Delirium Tremens on tap and doesn't cost the earth. Love. All things are lights.
This post has been edited by POOPOO MCBUMFACE: 25 September 2011 - 12:06 AM
#6020
MTS
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Posted 25 September 2011 - 03:35 AM
Have had one of the better weekends in recent memory. Particular highlights: Fellowship of the Ring drinking game and a spontaneous rendition of The Bard's Song in the middle of the street. Really should stop drinking tequila... Feeling pretty damn good right now.
Feeling pretty damn good right now.
Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.
Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
#6021
Gwynn ap Nudd
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Posted 25 September 2011 - 05:38 AM
Just got back from a 'nucks preseason game. Was a blast, even though we had no chance of winning.
#6022
Loki
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Posted 26 September 2011 - 09:44 AM
COLLINGWOOD!!!!!!!
Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:
And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.
~TQB~
#6023
RodeoRanch
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Posted 26 September 2011 - 03:27 PM
I got a new job and it could not be more Canadian if I tried. I am now a zamboni driver. I take care of the curling and hockey rinks at a local arena. Nifty.
#6026
QuickTidal
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Posted 26 September 2011 - 07:34 PM
That Monday is almost fucking over. Ugh, I loathe Monday.
"When the last tree has fallen, and the rivers are poisoned, you cannot eat money, oh no." ~Aurora
"Someone will always try to sell you despair, just so they don't feel alone." ~Ursula Vernon
"Someone will always try to sell you despair, just so they don't feel alone." ~Ursula Vernon
#6027
Adjutant Stormy~
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Posted 26 September 2011 - 07:52 PM
Just saw a chick in MC Hammer pants.
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Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.
Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french
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Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.
Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french
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#6028
Grimjust Bearegular
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Godless killing machine - and proud of it!
Also, braaaaiiiinnnnzzzzzzzz!
Posted 26 September 2011 - 08:15 PM
I've been sending out emails left and right trying to gather som decent academic references fro my Master's programme application. And today I received an email from one of the professors at MTU where I was enrolled 2006/2007.
Totally made my evening:
Dear S,
Hvordan stor Det til?
You're quite unforgettable, I assure you -- reading Beowulf aloud coming from a native language much closer to Old English than Modern English is, giving really intelligent answers to any question I put to you -- those are things any teacher remembers. I retired the year after you were at MTU, and I've forgotten a lot in four years since, so there may be other good things you did which you should remind me of (such as the positive comments on your papers I hope I had time to write). It's not boasting to release information they need to the people who are going to evaluate you.
You're brave to attempt to make a living in a field other then the one you came to MTU for (please remind me what it was). I hope Norway is not struggling so badly under the financial disaster caused by unethical USA speculators that they forget (as the UK seems to have) that good writing has a lot to do with intelligence and employability.
I'll gladly answer questions about you. Best of luck getting in!
Adjø,
B
Totally made my evening:
Dear S,
Hvordan stor Det til?
You're quite unforgettable, I assure you -- reading Beowulf aloud coming from a native language much closer to Old English than Modern English is, giving really intelligent answers to any question I put to you -- those are things any teacher remembers. I retired the year after you were at MTU, and I've forgotten a lot in four years since, so there may be other good things you did which you should remind me of (such as the positive comments on your papers I hope I had time to write). It's not boasting to release information they need to the people who are going to evaluate you.
You're brave to attempt to make a living in a field other then the one you came to MTU for (please remind me what it was). I hope Norway is not struggling so badly under the financial disaster caused by unethical USA speculators that they forget (as the UK seems to have) that good writing has a lot to do with intelligence and employability.
I'll gladly answer questions about you. Best of luck getting in!
Adjø,
B
Things and stuffs...and other important objects.
#6029
sappers rule
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Posted 26 September 2011 - 08:26 PM
just asked to join the facebook group plus got cool new desktop image
#6030
Ain't_It_Just_
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Posted 27 September 2011 - 12:28 AM
First off, SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNY! Deserving winner 
Finally pulled off my girlfriend's surprise birthday party. It was laughably anti-climactic, but it was still a good night, as everyone was wearing costumes. I myself went as Captain Hammer, and Lex draped herself in some leopard-print short skirt ensemble. Yeah. So that was fun
And when everyone but two had left, we slept together. Not sex, my perverted friends, just sleeping side by side. And apart from a few hair-in-the-face instances, it was mighty fine.
Now off to breakfast for Mother's birthday. I'll try and stay awake.
Finally pulled off my girlfriend's surprise birthday party. It was laughably anti-climactic, but it was still a good night, as everyone was wearing costumes. I myself went as Captain Hammer, and Lex draped herself in some leopard-print short skirt ensemble. Yeah. So that was fun
And when everyone but two had left, we slept together. Not sex, my perverted friends, just sleeping side by side. And apart from a few hair-in-the-face instances, it was mighty fine.
Now off to breakfast for Mother's birthday. I'll try and stay awake.
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
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It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
#6031
Puck
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Posted 27 September 2011 - 05:55 AM
Last night was hell. Glad it's over *wobbles to work*
Edit: also, money.. less than I had hoped for, but it is money and it's mine.
Edit: also, money.. less than I had hoped for, but it is money and it's mine.
This post has been edited by Puck: 27 September 2011 - 08:13 AM
Puck was not birthed, she was cleaved from a lava flow and shaped by a fierce god's hands. - [worry]
Ninja Puck, Ninja Puck, really doesn't give a fuck..? - [King Lear]
Ninja Puck, Ninja Puck, really doesn't give a fuck..? - [King Lear]
