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I was going to head back from town after meeting my friend for moral support in an job centre appointment when she asks, "Oh, Illy, do you mind being the offical photographer for the belly dancing class I'm holding today? The ladies that are going to show up can best be described as buxom, or alternatively awesomely enboobed."
She must have thought I was looking unsure instead of totally convinced because she then offered me free alcohol, which in a delicious jiggling situation is a KFC frosting on top of a delicious KFC cake.
So yeah, I've had a good evening and night and morning and afternoon.
Whats making you happy right now
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Posted 18 March 2009 - 05:39 PM
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 19 March 2009 - 07:46 PM
Free alcohol and free jiggling ladies......................there are no words to describe this
Mezla PigDog, on 28 September 2009 - 09:34 PM, said:
I have been entertaining tourists for many years now.... A girls gotta make a living.
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Posted 20 March 2009 - 10:48 AM
Where do I get this?
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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Also, braaaaiiiinnnnzzzzzzzz!
Posted 20 March 2009 - 02:21 PM
I get to keep my job for another six months!
Things and stuffs...and other important objects.
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Mentalist
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Posted 20 March 2009 - 06:15 PM
Weekend is here, coupled with Kingston getting some spring weather this week.
Soccer in two hours, and a fridge ful of beer.
life is grand.
Soccer in two hours, and a fridge ful of beer.
life is grand.
This post has been edited by Mentalist: 20 March 2009 - 06:15 PM
The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:
And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 20 March 2009 - 10:03 PM
beer cigs music internet. all right now. nuff said
Whole bag of orios! crappin all over the carpet! twelve ribs my ass!!!
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Posted 20 March 2009 - 10:05 PM
poor bastard!
Whole bag of orios! crappin all over the carpet! twelve ribs my ass!!!
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Posted 21 March 2009 - 04:11 PM
Slightly bad news as the next bellydancing lesson must unfortunately be a day later, so my photography skills won't be needed for another 24 hours. Also, not everyone from before will be able to make it.
Much better news is the girl who was up for a threesome WILL be there. So that's good.
Much better news is the girl who was up for a threesome WILL be there. So that's good.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 21 March 2009 - 04:34 PM
Beautiful sunshine, a cool beer and England winning. Now, when Wales get beaten by Ireland later on, England will be second over all. IN YOUR FACE WALES!!!!! 
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You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
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Posted 21 March 2009 - 04:51 PM
Tiste Simeon, on Mar 21 2009, 04:34 PM, said:
Beautiful sunshine, a cool beer and England winning. Now, when Wales get beaten by Ireland later on, England will be second over all. IN YOUR FACE WALES!!!!!
Treachery against your adopted country is punishable by flagellation with a sheep's carcass, although in your case you'd probably enjoy it !!!
Wales to win
Tiste to be deported
Now all the friends that you knew in school they used to be so cool, now they just bore you.
Just look at em' now, already pullin' the plow. So quick to take to grain, like some old mule.
Just look at em' now, already pullin' the plow. So quick to take to grain, like some old mule.
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Posted 23 March 2009 - 08:29 PM
A friend just sent me a text that she picked up a new book called "Pride and Prejudice and Zombies: The Classic Regency Romance, now with Ultraviolent Zombie MAyhem." It makes me smile that such a book exists.
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Posted 23 March 2009 - 08:52 PM
Raymond Luxury Yacht, on Mar 23 2009, 08:29 PM, said:
A friend just sent me a text that she picked up a new book called "Pride and Prejudice and Zombies: The Classic Regency Romance, now with Ultraviolent Zombie MAyhem." It makes me smile that such a book exists.
The reminder of the fact that the movie 'Pride and Predator' is in production is making me happy.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 23 March 2009 - 11:14 PM
Illuyankas, on Mar 23 2009, 04:52 PM, said:
Raymond Luxury Yacht, on Mar 23 2009, 08:29 PM, said:
A friend just sent me a text that she picked up a new book called "Pride and Prejudice and Zombies: The Classic Regency Romance, now with Ultraviolent Zombie MAyhem." It makes me smile that such a book exists.
The reminder of the fact that the movie 'Pride and Predator' is in production is making me happy.
Even though it's being produced by Elton John?
I had a lovely day at work. An Indian lady cooked us all a seriously lovely curry and she gave me advice on how to improve my own recipes at home. Then I ate too much cake (again) and we organised a night out to mark my leaving. The boss even says we can all leave early to get the drinking started in good time. Result!
Burn rubber =/= warp speed
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Posted 23 March 2009 - 11:22 PM
Even so. Corsets and CHOPPAs galore.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 24 March 2009 - 12:53 AM
Getting ready to buy a new 5 apartment complex. It is completely disgusting. Plumbing leaks all over, animal tracks, no central air, nothings been changed since the 50's. Its perfect! Getting it dirt cheap, then i get to spend the next few months of my life gutting it down to the 2x4's and rebuilding.
So, yes, purchasing a 3,000 sq. ft. piece of shit makes me extremely happy.
Fingers crossed nothing falls through with the paperwork.
So, yes, purchasing a 3,000 sq. ft. piece of shit makes me extremely happy.
Fingers crossed nothing falls through with the paperwork.
I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.
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Posted 24 March 2009 - 12:54 AM
no morning lab tomorrow (cancelled) means I got no classes till 6 PM tomorrow.
and the weather for the rest of the week is supposed to climb up from today's high of -4, to +7, with sun.
and the weather for the rest of the week is supposed to climb up from today's high of -4, to +7, with sun.
The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:
And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 27 March 2009 - 05:53 PM
Out for a night on the town...Its been too long. w00t!
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