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Whats making you happy right now

#361 User is offline   frookenhauer 

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Posted 14 February 2009 - 06:18 PM

But you got to lick it when its fresh, slum...or you lose some of that wholesome flavour.

AIJ...I knew it was all balls in home and away!

Tie me kangaroo down sport! Croc Dundee Rocks!

Edit: Oh, that was an awesome wombat joke Burnae...almost missed it. Mind you, they are really good at those bloody ball bat games...Ashes anyone?

This post has been edited by Frookenhauer : 14 February 2009 - 06:19 PM

souls are for wimps
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#362 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 15 February 2009 - 05:42 PM

Pheasant, steak and chips for tea. Fuck your ambrosia, this is the nectar of the gods.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#363 User is offline   Ain't_It_Just_ 

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Posted 16 February 2009 - 06:28 AM

View PostFrookenhauer, on Feb 15 2009, 05:18 AM, said:

AIJ...I knew it was all balls in home and away!


You'd be suprised what we are capable of at this distance...oooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Steak and chips... :p

I'm happy to be home. School was a killer today.
Suck it Errant!


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#364 User is offline   Slow Ben 

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Posted 16 February 2009 - 06:43 PM

RachelJokes make me happy


N ever Question a Drunk

A woman was shopping at her local
supermarket where she selected:

A half-gallon of 2% milk,
A carton of
eggs,
A quart of orange juice,
A head of romaine lettuce,
A 2 lb. can
of coffee,
And a 1 lb. package of bacon

As she was unloading her items
on the conveyor belt to check out, a
drunk standing behind her watched as she
placed the items in front of
the cashier.

While the cashier was
ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly
stated, You must be
single."

The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she
was
intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed
single.

She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing
particularly
unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the
drunk to
her marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of her, she
said "Well, you know what,
you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did
you know that?"

The drunk replied, "'Cause you're
ugly."
I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.
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#365 User is offline   Centzon Totochtin 

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Posted 17 February 2009 - 07:15 AM

I start my new job tomorrow :p

And I have made an awesome birthday cake and dinner for Miss Lucy.

And I have a new haircut :p
That Elephant is looking rather frayed at the edges
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#366 User is offline   Bhurnae 

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Posted 17 February 2009 - 09:47 AM

@ Centz
Pass on Bday congrats to Miss Lucy cause he is never around,congrats on job, and pics of new haircut?

View PostMezla PigDog, on 28 September 2009 - 09:34 PM, said:

I have been entertaining tourists for many years now.... A girls gotta make a living.
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Posted 17 February 2009 - 10:00 AM

This post on my facebook wall from my sister who is new to facebook: "I hit something and it said i poked you. Whats a poke and why do people do it?"
Error: Signature not valid
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#368 User is offline   Bhurnae 

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Posted 17 February 2009 - 10:28 AM

So she got the hang of it straight away then o'reilly.........

View PostMezla PigDog, on 28 September 2009 - 09:34 PM, said:

I have been entertaining tourists for many years now.... A girls gotta make a living.
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#369 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 17 February 2009 - 06:24 PM

Bloody women.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#370 User is offline   Lostara Yil 

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Posted 17 February 2009 - 08:00 PM

Hey now... some of us on here are of the female persuasion... e_e

You know what REALLY makes me happy????
Spoiler


:p
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#371 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 17 February 2009 - 08:09 PM

Yes. That is the reason my post was in the HAPPY thread.

As in, unconnected to the previous discussion.

This post has been edited by Illuyankas: 17 February 2009 - 08:10 PM

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#372 User is offline   HoosierDaddy 

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Posted 17 February 2009 - 08:12 PM

View PostLostara Yil, on Feb 17 2009, 03:00 PM, said:

Hey now... some of us on here are of the female persuasion... e_e

You know what REALLY makes me happy????
Spoiler


:p


This post reminds me of someone...
I guess that makes me smile, which is close to being happy.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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#373 User is offline   Menandore 

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Posted 17 February 2009 - 10:25 PM

I am happy because I got back together with the love of my life and now I'm going to move to germany to live with him. Life is good.
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#374 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 17 February 2009 - 10:27 PM

Germany?
isn't that dangerous?
2012
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#375 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 17 February 2009 - 10:27 PM

AWESOME

Congrats.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#376 User is offline   cauthon 

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Posted 17 February 2009 - 11:19 PM

@Lostara Yil Definitely ;-)
Pictures
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#377 User is offline   Mezla PigDog 

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Posted 18 February 2009 - 01:02 AM

STOP EVERYTHING!! I just had my first social engagement of 2009!!!! Wooo, I can actually still hold down a conversation, but not many beers. I feel tipsy after 2.

Bloody hell, I can't wait to get home and resume having a life!
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Posted 18 February 2009 - 06:14 AM

I'm in love, I'm in love and I don't care who knows it!
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Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

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#379 User is offline   HoosierDaddy 

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Posted 18 February 2009 - 06:16 AM

Huzzah! Love is one of the few things that makes life worthwhile! Congratulations!
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 18 February 2009 - 11:24 AM

+ rep to Slow Ben for the joke.....

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