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Whats making you happy right now

#312 User is offline   beru 

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Posted 05 February 2009 - 12:19 AM

... you are lucy...
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#313 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 05 February 2009 - 12:30 AM

Oh yes, I now have new glasses, for the first time in 8 years.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#314 User is offline   Lisheo 

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Posted 05 February 2009 - 02:20 AM

Only two more days left in the week!!!! :p
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#315 User is offline   Ain't_It_Just_ 

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Posted 05 February 2009 - 08:46 AM

It'll cool down very soon...and I mean mid 20's. I'm happy...and yes I know beru.
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It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.


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#316 User is offline   Grimjust Bearegular 

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Posted 05 February 2009 - 09:49 AM

That it's only 12 minutes until my lunch break and that tomorrow if Friday, which is Waffle Day at work!!
Things and stuffs...and other important objects.
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#317 User is offline   ch'arlz 

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Posted 05 February 2009 - 04:51 PM

View PostIlluyankas, on Feb 4 2009, 07:30 PM, said:

Oh yes, I now have new glasses, for the first time in 8 years.

I remember when I got my first pair of glasses (~second grade) and could actually see that trees had leaves.

I'm happy that the vet says my cat doesn't have anything seriously wrong. I'm unhappy that it costs about $200 to find that out.
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#318 User is offline   Mezla PigDog 

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Posted 05 February 2009 - 07:06 PM

Progress! Progress is good.
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#319 User is offline   Raymond Luxury Yacht 

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Posted 05 February 2009 - 08:24 PM

View Postch'arlz, on Feb 5 2009, 08:51 AM, said:

View PostIlluyankas, on Feb 4 2009, 07:30 PM, said:

Oh yes, I now have new glasses, for the first time in 8 years.

I remember when I got my first pair of glasses (~second grade) and could actually see that trees had leaves.

I'm happy that the vet says my cat doesn't have anything seriously wrong. I'm unhappy that it costs about $200 to find that out.



Yeah, vets are just like mechanics. It'll cost you just to find out there's nothing wrong. There are other similarities too. The other day I had my ferret in for a checkup and the vet changed his air filter and replaced his alternator belt without even asking. I know ferrets, and i I know that his alternator belt was fine.
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#320 User is offline   ch'arlz 

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Posted 05 February 2009 - 08:42 PM

View PostRaymond Luxury Yacht, on Feb 5 2009, 03:24 PM, said:

I know that his alternator belt was fine.

What about his alignment tho? That's the key thing to watch for in kids and pets.
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#321 User is offline   Raymond Luxury Yacht 

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Posted 05 February 2009 - 09:24 PM

View Postch'arlz, on Feb 5 2009, 12:42 PM, said:

View PostRaymond Luxury Yacht, on Feb 5 2009, 03:24 PM, said:

I know that his alternator belt was fine.

What about his alignment tho? That's the key thing to watch for in kids and pets.



His alignment did need adjusting. He was pulling to the left whenn he walked.
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#322 User is offline   frookenhauer 

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Posted 05 February 2009 - 09:39 PM

my penis looks bigger today :p
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#323 User is offline   Ain't_It_Just_ 

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Posted 06 February 2009 - 06:32 AM

You must be very proud...

TGIF, ROFLMAO. TTYL, CYA.
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QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.


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#324 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 07 February 2009 - 08:39 PM

I got drunk and made snow angels.

IN ENGLAND HOLY FUCK AL GORE YOU WERE TOO LATE THE END TIMES HAVE COME
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#325 User is offline   HoosierDaddy 

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Posted 07 February 2009 - 08:41 PM

Snow amateur! The real fun is getting drunk and spelling stuff in the snow with your pee. Btw, I hate the snow.
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#326 User is offline   Mezla PigDog 

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Posted 08 February 2009 - 05:32 PM

Woo, lost enough weight that my arse no longer looks like the biological waste from a liposuction clinic in my skinny jeans! This calls for a celebratory donut.

And I'd like to give Ryan Giggs a kiss.

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Burn rubber =/= warp speed
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#327 User is offline   Cougar 

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Posted 08 February 2009 - 08:36 PM

I'd also kiss Ryan Giggs.
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#328 User is offline   Ain't_It_Just_ 

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Posted 08 February 2009 - 11:17 PM

The trains and buses conked out so I got to come home! AIJ rides again!
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QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.


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#329 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 08 February 2009 - 11:33 PM

Me and a friend got to name our mutual delicious lady friend's delicious boobs, one each. The right is Fractalicious and the left is the Archbishop. I'll let you guess which moniker was my fault.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#330 User is offline   frookenhauer 

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Posted 08 February 2009 - 11:37 PM

At a guess you chose Fractalicious.
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#331 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 08 February 2009 - 11:47 PM

WRONG
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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