Whats making you happy right now

#1911 lobo the wolfman

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Posted 31 December 2009 - 09:14 AM

Slum, on 30 December 2009 - 06:39 AM, said:

So, over the holidays, I asked my girlfriend to marry me....she said YES!!!! Am I the luckiest guy ever? I think so.

Nice dude congrats, good luck to the both off ya!

IT's the end of a very shitty year!!! at least for me.....

This post has been edited by lobo the wolfman: 31 December 2009 - 09:15 AM

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#1912 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 31 December 2009 - 11:27 AM

Yes, it's New Year's Eve and things have gone fairly well today. I have a good feeling about tommorow-first day of 2010 and all that.

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#1913 Macros

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Posted 31 December 2009 - 11:52 AM

BACON

2012
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#1914 Bent

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Posted 31 December 2009 - 12:08 PM

Macros, on 31 December 2009 - 11:52 AM, said:

BACON

I swear, when I saw you were the most recent person to post, I expected the answer to be dog vomit, everywhere.....

THIS IS HOW I ROLL BITCHES!!!

#1915 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 01 January 2010 - 02:34 AM

My belated congrats, Slum! Remember, leave all the catering to her. You do NOT want to become involved in that.

Just heard about a really cheap book sale. I'm heading there today.

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#1916 Bent

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Posted 01 January 2010 - 02:53 AM

Slum - take my advice - DONT DO IT!!!

Also - Crown Royal is making me happy right now

Gentleman Jack will make me happy in a few minutes.....

THIS IS HOW I ROLL BITCHES!!!

#1917 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 01 January 2010 - 02:56 AM

Jack is no gentleman. Single Barrel, that's where it's at!

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#1918 Macros

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Posted 02 January 2010 - 08:01 PM

beer
rockband AC/DC
impending beer pong champsionships.

The trophy will be mine, Oh yes

2012
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#1919 eastendleo

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Posted 02 January 2010 - 08:20 PM

The days are getting longer, if only by a few seconds per day. I can feel the heat that is only a few months away! My bones tell me loud and clear that humans are NOT meant to live anywhere with temps that can be measured in single digits.

Warning! Warning! Will Robinson! This could happen at any time...

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#1920 AlanH

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Posted 03 January 2010 - 12:08 AM

Just made 7ft snowman. It is amazing.

"I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves." - Ludwig Wittgenstein

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Posted 03 January 2010 - 12:11 AM

AlanH, on 03 January 2010 - 12:08 AM, said:

Just made 7ft snowman. It is amazing.

Put a beer in his hand.

Going to my little cousin's birthday-should be a good time.

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#1922 masan's saddle

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Posted 03 January 2010 - 12:37 AM

Typing this post on my new hp mini notebook, it's so fast and shiny and the HP Instant Web/ Splashtop is very nifty.

I like it a lot

Now all the friends that you knew in school they used to be so cool, now they just bore you.
Just look at em' now, already pullin' the plow. So quick to take to grain, like some old mule.

#1923 stone monkey

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Posted 03 January 2010 - 01:04 AM

My new coat. I look very fetching in it...

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#1924 AlanH

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Posted 03 January 2010 - 05:24 AM

Ain, on 03 January 2010 - 12:11 AM, said:

AlanH, on 03 January 2010 - 12:08 AM, said:

Just made 7ft snowman. It is amazing.

Put a beer in his hand.

Great minds and all that. It's recently been new year (so lots of alcohol in the house even after new years eve), and I live in student accommodation. The idea of putting beer in his hand was thought of long before the snowman was completed.

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#1925 Satan

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Posted 03 January 2010 - 09:49 AM

Six. Yes, that's it. Six!

Legalise drugs! And murder!

#1926 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 03 January 2010 - 11:35 AM

Skiing trip booked. I'm going to Lauterbrunnen in Switzerland. Can't wait!

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#1927 Centzon Totochtin

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Posted 04 January 2010 - 09:43 AM

My friend is out of hospital

Still don't know why her liver became so clingy, but I am glad she is okay and back at home. yay

That Elephant is looking rather frayed at the edges

#1928 Tsundoku

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Posted 04 January 2010 - 10:41 AM

http://www.news.com....i-1225815914408

Bungling bank robbers top Darwin Awards

TWO bank robbers who blew themselves up trying to make a sizable withdrawal from an ATM have been declared the 2009 winners of the Darwin Awards - while the first woman to be nominated came in third.

Organisers say the annual "prize" is given to "those doing the most to improve the human gene pool ... by removing themselves from it".

This year the dubious first place went to the pair of bungling thieves in Belgium who wildly overestimated the amount of dynamite they needed to rob a bank.

They both were killed when the blast demolished the entire building the ATM was housed in.

Police only found the body of the second robber some twelve hours after digging through the debris. They had initially assumed he had made a getaway.

The bankrobbers just edged ahead of Florida man Shawn Motero, who was stuck in a traffic jam when nature called.

He got out of his car and jumped over a concrete wall to find a more secluded spot.

Unfortunately, the 30-year-old had not realized he was on a bridge and fell 65ft (19.8m) to his death.

Award organisers said the accident proved you should "look before you leak".

Police revealed Mr Motero had been drinking at a bar in Pompano Beach before his tragic death, adding: 'He probably thought there was a road, but there wasn't.'

The first woman to be nominated for the award came in at third place.

Rosanne Tippett drove her moped through a police road block - straight into a flooded river.

After being rescued by police she jumped back into the water to rescue her vehicle - and drowned.

Before embarking on her final journey the 50-year-old had phoned her mother and told her: "My moped has two rubber wheels, Mom, I'll be fine."

Her mum later admitted: "She loved that thing."

Other nominees for the 2009 awards included an armed robber who used gold spray paint to disguise his face as he raided a convenience store.

The paint released toxic fumes and Thomas James, from South Carolina, collapsed and died shortly after the robbery.

To add insult to injury, the disguise didn't work - with witnesses having no problem identifying the 23-year-old.

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God bless these people for their sacrifice. If only millions more idiots would follow their example - like socially minded lemmings ...

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#1929 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 04 January 2010 - 10:47 AM

AlanH, on 03 January 2010 - 05:24 AM, said:

Ain, on 03 January 2010 - 12:11 AM, said:

AlanH, on 03 January 2010 - 12:08 AM, said:

Just made 7ft snowman. It is amazing.

Put a beer in his hand.

Most important things first, right?

I'm happy because I'm watching The Siege-good movie.

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#1930 MTS

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Posted 04 January 2010 - 01:35 PM

I'm happy because I made a new friend tonight. Good bloke. And I'm watching Arrested Development (God I love this show).

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