Whats making you happy right now

#18661 Abyss

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Posted 22 September 2022 - 01:58 PM

QuickTidal, on 22 September 2022 - 11:17 AM, said:

Renewed For 2 More Seasons, on 22 September 2022 - 07:06 AM, said:

I bought a Paperwhite. Posted Image

You sold not be angry about this. It really lives up to the simplistic quality that it espouses, and it's a joy to read books on.

Renewed For 2 More Seasons, on 22 September 2022 - 12:06 PM, said:

Nevertheless.

Yah, get angry!

...what were we talking about?

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#18662 Slow Ben

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Posted 24 September 2022 - 03:28 AM

Pujols! 700.

I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.

#18663 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 27 September 2022 - 01:22 PM

Got the call today - I'm top of the vasectomy list! Going to the nutcracker suite at some point in the next couple of weeks

Weird thing to be happy about but we really don't want any more kids haha

This post has been edited by Tiste Simeon: 27 September 2022 - 01:22 PM

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#18664 QuickTidal

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Posted 27 September 2022 - 01:28 PM

Tiste Simeon, on 27 September 2022 - 01:22 PM, said:

Got the call today - I'm top of the vasectomy list! Going to the nutcracker suite at some point in the next couple of weeks

Weird thing to be happy about but we really don't want any more kids haha

I have not been able to get in yet. My doctor is a prick and the last time I mentioned it he looked at me like I had two heads (I'm not sure why GP's are so weird about it; my dads GP was weird/standoffish about it too). But the plan is for 2023. Good luck sir!

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#18665 Slow Ben

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Posted 27 September 2022 - 04:24 PM

I need too. Soon.

But the ole lady is still holding out hope I’ll change my mind about a 3rd kid.

Lady! I’m 43, our two are just now to the point where they can start to fend for themselves, and you want to start all over again? I’m tired. 😆

Nope. Nope. Nopity nope.

I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.

#18666 Slow Ben

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Posted 27 September 2022 - 04:26 PM

FYI, I had a kid who was working for me who was getting one at 26. He’s had 3 kids with 3 different ladies and he was done.

I told him after he gets snipped nothing comes out but a puff of air. He was a little salty with me after he talked to his dr who had to correct him.

I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.

#18667 QuickTidal

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Posted 27 September 2022 - 04:27 PM

Slow Ben, on 27 September 2022 - 04:24 PM, said:

My wife very occasionally gets these pangs for a 3rd as well, and I'm the same as you "We JUST got here where they are not babies or toddlers anymore and you want to start all over again?! Not a chance."

I wait until both kids are being untenably awful on a given day driving us both nuts and say "See, we don't need a third"

LOL

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#18668 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 27 September 2022 - 06:08 PM

We were only ever going to have 2 but then we had two at once and we were very much in agreement about all measures needed to stop a 4tg coming along haha

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#18669 worry

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Posted 27 September 2022 - 08:13 PM

Gonadulations, Tiste!!

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#18670 JPK

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Posted 27 September 2022 - 09:49 PM

The combination of not having to worry about another pregnancy and not dealing with rubbers anymore is pretty spectacular indeed.

On another note I finally managed to land a non-retail job after 18 years with a shitty drugstore chain. I'm stupidly excited for evenings, weekends, and holidays off.

#18671 Malankazooie

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Posted 30 September 2022 - 07:54 PM

Does anyone know what the deal is with that judge, a poo hole, and why Frankie Lasagna is feeling blue?

#18672 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 05 October 2022 - 03:34 PM

Tiste Simeon, now a member of the Seedless Grapes club.

Bit sore but glad it's happened!

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#18673 QuickTidal

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Posted 05 October 2022 - 05:16 PM

Tiste Simeon, on 05 October 2022 - 03:34 PM, said:

Tiste Simeon, now a member of the Seedless Grapes club.

Bit sore but glad it's happened!

Seedless Grapes!

Dude, that's awesome. Glad you made it though okay.

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#18674 Abyss

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Posted 06 October 2022 - 01:50 PM

QuickTidal, on 05 October 2022 - 05:16 PM, said:

Tiste Simeon, on 05 October 2022 - 03:34 PM, said:

Tiste Simeon, now a member of the Seedless Grapes club.

Bit sore but glad it's happened!

Seedless Grapes!

Dude, that's awesome. Glad you made it though okay.

...but just in case...

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#18675 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 06 October 2022 - 07:01 PM

Abyss, on 06 October 2022 - 01:50 PM, said:

QuickTidal, on 05 October 2022 - 05:16 PM, said:

Tiste Simeon, on 05 October 2022 - 03:34 PM, said:

Tiste Simeon, now a member of the Seedless Grapes club.

Bit sore but glad it's happened!

Seedless Grapes!

Dude, that's awesome. Glad you made it though okay.

...but just in case...

Haha my friend is a vet I'll see if she can sort me out...

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#18676 paran falcon

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Posted 07 October 2022 - 02:09 AM

Restoration of power after 8+ days. F you Ian. Some will be going longer...

#18677 Fid

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Posted 09 October 2022 - 04:37 PM

Staying over with Hetan and Malaclypse on beautiful Salt Spring Island before the airport beckons. Great hosts and so many memories recalled

#18678 Raymond Luxury Yacht

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Posted 11 October 2022 - 12:38 AM

My second came when I was 40 and I feel too old for this shit. I love him dearly but I physically can’t get off the floor fast enough sometimes.

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#18679 Tsundoku

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Posted 11 October 2022 - 07:32 AM

Fid, on 09 October 2022 - 04:37 PM, said:

Staying over with Hetan and Malaclypse on beautiful Salt Spring Island before the airport beckons. Great hosts and so many memories recalled

Say hi and regards from me please.

Raymond Luxury Yacht, on 11 October 2022 - 12:38 AM, said:

My second came when I was 40 and I feel too old for this shit. I love him dearly but I physically can’t get off the floor fast enough sometimes.

Yeah my boy was conceived and arrived after I turned 40 and had already booked in for the snip. Truly the gods have a perverted sense of humour.

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