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Tiste Simeon, on 08 December 2019 - 06:01 AM, said:
Watched the match with my dad in his local. Cracking watch for a neutral!
Whats making you happy right now
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Posted 09 December 2019 - 11:23 AM
Watched the match with my dad in his local. Cracking watch for a neutral!
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Posted 13 December 2019 - 10:43 AM
Going on a date on Sunday 
was not expecting this!
(No, he's not a blacksmith, Tiste!)
was not expecting this!(No, he's not a blacksmith, Tiste!)
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Posted 13 December 2019 - 10:49 AM
TheRetiredBridgeburner, on 13 December 2019 - 10:43 AM, said:
Going on a date on Sunday was not expecting this!
(No, he's not a blacksmith, Tiste!)
was not expecting this!(No, he's not a blacksmith, Tiste!)
I demand details, playa!
Like: is he good enough for you?
Of course not, but maybe with some "adjustments" he could become "tolerable" ...
This post has been edited by Tsundoku: 13 December 2019 - 10:50 AM
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Posted 13 December 2019 - 11:17 AM
Tsundoku, on 13 December 2019 - 10:49 AM, said:
As he's not a blacksmith I'm sure Tiste will say no he isn't!
He's the oldest friend of one of my D&D group, who was at pains to say he wouldn't have put us in touch if he didn't think it was worthwhile (and I believe him - he knows my history and it's his oldest friend). Been nattering this week and we've plenty in common and he seems lovely. Given said D&D chap likes about ten people in the whole world, it was a pretty good yardstick to begin with anyway. We shall see!
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Posted 13 December 2019 - 11:24 AM
Hmmmm ... very well we shall permit this.
However Tiste Simeon shall chaperone you.
In uniform.
I have spoken.
However Tiste Simeon shall chaperone you.
In uniform.
I have spoken.
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"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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Posted 13 December 2019 - 01:58 PM
Indeed. I shall report back forthwith.
Disappointed that he is not a blacksmith. Is he perchance a farrier? That would also be acceptable.
Disappointed that he is not a blacksmith. Is he perchance a farrier? That would also be acceptable.
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Posted 13 December 2019 - 02:30 PM
Technical animator. So nothing even close 
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Posted 13 December 2019 - 05:58 PM
So get him into SE and ICE so he can get on here and create cool CGI images for the Wiki.
Duh.
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Good show old chap. Please ensure they remain one billy-club length apart at all times. Although a handshake is permitted to begin and end the encounter.
Duh.
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Good show old chap. Please ensure they remain one billy-club length apart at all times. Although a handshake is permitted to begin and end the encounter.
"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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Posted 13 December 2019 - 07:18 PM
I love this forum! 
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Posted 13 December 2019 - 11:34 PM
TRB because you're a friend I'll allow one side hug at the end of the night, lasting up to 4 seconds.
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Posted 14 December 2019 - 08:28 AM
There will be none of that slow WWE counting either.
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Tiste Simeon, on 13 December 2019 - 11:34 PM, said:
TRB because you're a friend I'll allow one side hug at the end of the night, lasting up to 4 seconds.
4 second side hug on the 1st date? Thats more like 3rd date material.
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Posted 16 December 2019 - 11:07 AM
So.... I need the rules for a second date, Tiste!
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Posted 16 December 2019 - 12:18 PM
Discovered I still had 8, not 3, vacation days left for this year. Holiday Season here I come!
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Posted 17 December 2019 - 05:23 AM
Second date?
In that case I'm going to need a about a litre of his blood. Consent is ... not required.
As a matter of fact the more surprised he is, the better.
In that case I'm going to need a about a litre of his blood. Consent is ... not required.
As a matter of fact the more surprised he is, the better.
This post has been edited by Tsundoku: 17 December 2019 - 05:25 AM
"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
