[Aptorian]

 Briar King, on 25 April 2019 - 06:19 AM, said:

I ll have to pay out of pocket. Saw an ad for $250 per eye.

I don't think eye surgery performed out of the back of a van is great idea.

[Nicodimas]

 Aptorian, on 25 April 2019 - 05:52 AM, said:

Just looked up the price of Lasik. Iiii think I'll just stick to lenses and glasses and let you Rockefeller people enjoy your luxury eyeballs.

Edit: A mod should make a Lasik thread to dump this talk into.

I paid 4K with my eyes and I will say it’s well worth it. I went to the nicer than average place .. cause eyes. I also think it’s well worth it if their is a crash of society glasses are going to be tough to find if that helps throw it over the top.

[Aptorian]

Eh, suicide is always an option.

[Maark Abbott]

 Tsundoku, on 25 April 2019 - 05:11 AM, said:

I'm a +6 or so and because I'm so long-sighted (note that's not far-sighted) the surgery is a lot more complicated, involving going into the eye not just shaving the cornea, which of course freaks he shit out of me.
Being more complicated there's a much lower chance of outright success, and I'd probably have to wear glasses to read and drive anyway, so I figured what's the point of that?

I've worn them since I was nine months old, so I'm kinda used to them. Still hate them though.

Probably should check out where the technology is up to now, but I doubt it's made sufficient strides since I last checked as to make it an attractive option.

Glad it's worked for some people anyway.

If you wear glasses does that give you +1 and thus constitute them as a Magic Item?

[Tsundoku]

 Maark Abbott, on 26 April 2019 - 07:58 AM, said:

 Tsundoku, on 25 April 2019 - 05:11 AM, said:

I'm a +6 or so and because I'm so long-sighted (note that's not far-sighted) the surgery is a lot more complicated, involving going into the eye not just shaving the cornea, which of course freaks he shit out of me.
Being more complicated there's a much lower chance of outright success, and I'd probably have to wear glasses to read and drive anyway, so I figured what's the point of that?

I've worn them since I was nine months old, so I'm kinda used to them. Still hate them though.

Probably should check out where the technology is up to now, but I doubt it's made sufficient strides since I last checked as to make it an attractive option.

Glad it's worked for some people anyway.

If you wear glasses does that give you +1 and thus constitute them as a Magic Item?

Well, they do make my eyes look bigger and as multifocals they have a small section in the middle of the bottom half that gives me 1.25 magnification ... does that count?

This post has been edited by Tsundoku: 26 April 2019 - 09:52 AM

[Tiste Simeon]

Tsundoku is actually a huge eyed waifu?

[Macros]

Home time.
12 weeks left. Thank god

[Maark Abbott]

 Tiste Simeon, on 26 April 2019 - 10:22 AM, said:

Tsundoku is actually a huge eyed waifu?

:erikson: :sopwao:

[Mezla PigDog]

Had a 2 day UK IT outage. I assume some colleagues in the IT department have had a terrible couple of days but I am enjoying being back in the pre-email dark ages. Had a few phone calls, cancelled all my online meetings, can't open a single internet page or network drive and can't open Outlook. I have written a document I've been putting off for weeks and now that is finished I can't do anything. I can live with getting paid to do that! It will be a shit storm when I'm back online next week but that's no different from usual so I don't care.

[Tsundoku]

 Maark Abbott, on 26 April 2019 - 11:49 AM, said:

 Tiste Simeon, on 26 April 2019 - 10:22 AM, said:

Tsundoku is actually a huge eyed waifu?

:erikson: :sopwao:

Hey, whatever gets you guys through the night ...

[Mentalist]

Woo! Easter! Christ has risen, everyone!

Lent over, good times (can drink again). And a day off tomorrow.

Life's good.

[Aptorian]

Wasn't that last week???

How long have you been drinking?

In other news I got bumped up from 30 hours a week to 37 at work. Bank account will be happy next month.

Now to somehow twist the boss' arm and get some added benefits for new responsibilities.

This post has been edited by Aptorian: 28 April 2019 - 05:33 PM

[Mentalist]

 Aptorian, on 28 April 2019 - 05:00 PM, said:

Wasn't that last week???

How long have you been drinking?

In other news I got bumped up from 30 hours a week to 37 at work. Bank account will be happy next month. Now to somehow twist the boss arm and get some added benefits for new responsibilities.

Orthodox calendar. Dates vary. This year it was a week later.

[Abyss]

 Briar King, on 28 April 2019 - 10:50 PM, said:

Playing with a cool male yard salamander. Fucker doesn't even care that a human is touching it. He'd be fucked if I just picked him up and ate him. I wonder how he has lived long enough to grow over a foot? I was petting it while it was walking along eating.

How do you know it’s male?

[Tiste Simeon]

I think if anyone is an expert at middle distance salamander penis spotting, it's him...

[Aptorian]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[Maark Abbott]

 Aptorian, on 29 April 2019 - 06:16 AM, said:

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

:snap: :erikson: :esslemont:

:erikson: :ok_hand: :idontfeelsowell:

[Puck]

I have finally figured out what I want to give my best friend as her birthday present. ON her birthday. I am so damn organized!

[Nicodimas]

This is pretty cool

https://www.forbes.c...krKQ4togUN23S-A

[Gem Windcaster]

Giving my 19 yo kitty snuggles (she's sleeping on the bed behind me rn) - even though it's always on her terms, she loves it when I lifts her up and stand by the window so she can look out, and she relaxes into it and purrs.

This post has been edited by Gem Windcaster: 01 May 2019 - 05:39 PM