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#16752
Aptorian 
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Posted 05 April 2019 - 06:18 PM
A cat has settled in at our library.
It started out 3-4 weeks ago. The cat had moved in under a trailer house outside the library we use while the library is under renovation.
It's most likely a young cat that ran away from home or lived in a block where everyone was feeding it, because it's incredibly chill around strangers and very social. We checked it for a chip but didn't find anything.
We started feeding it while we tried to find a home for the cat and now it's basically just claimed the area around the building. Everybody loves it but we weren't letting it into the building because ... Well, it's a wild cat. Animals aren't allowed because we have a Cafe though it is also under renovation.
Fast forward to today. The cat is now sneaking around on our ground floor and even the boss is ignoring it because it's so damn cute. It's now got it's own cushion by the entrance that it sleeps on. It likes to sit by or around the entrance, where it does people watching all day.
The patrons love it and ooh and aah around it and gives it lots of attention which it seems to enjoy. It even accepts children running up to it.
We do need to find it a home eventually, because our Cafe will reopen in some months, and health and food people would frown upon it. But for now it's just fun to have our own library cat.
In terms of pr and user happiness the thing is worth a million bucks.
It started out 3-4 weeks ago. The cat had moved in under a trailer house outside the library we use while the library is under renovation.
It's most likely a young cat that ran away from home or lived in a block where everyone was feeding it, because it's incredibly chill around strangers and very social. We checked it for a chip but didn't find anything.
We started feeding it while we tried to find a home for the cat and now it's basically just claimed the area around the building. Everybody loves it but we weren't letting it into the building because ... Well, it's a wild cat. Animals aren't allowed because we have a Cafe though it is also under renovation.
Fast forward to today. The cat is now sneaking around on our ground floor and even the boss is ignoring it because it's so damn cute. It's now got it's own cushion by the entrance that it sleeps on. It likes to sit by or around the entrance, where it does people watching all day.
The patrons love it and ooh and aah around it and gives it lots of attention which it seems to enjoy. It even accepts children running up to it.
We do need to find it a home eventually, because our Cafe will reopen in some months, and health and food people would frown upon it. But for now it's just fun to have our own library cat.
In terms of pr and user happiness the thing is worth a million bucks.
#16753
Mezla PigDog
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Posted 05 April 2019 - 07:19 PM
Pizza for tea. Winning at life.
Burn rubber =/= warp speed
#16754
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Posted 05 April 2019 - 08:18 PM
Mezla PigDog, on 05 April 2019 - 07:19 PM, said:
Pizza for tea. Winning at life.
Can you fit an entire slice into the cup or do you have to sort of smash it in there then add hot water?
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#16756
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Posted 06 April 2019 - 02:58 AM
My spies, they are everywhere.
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#16757
Aptorian
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Posted 06 April 2019 - 07:27 PM
Somebody has volunteered to adopt the cat. It's being picked up Monday.
Look at this happy cat:
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Look at this happy cat:
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#16760
Tsundoku
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Posted 06 April 2019 - 11:37 PM
It's almost as sad as you guys not being able to spell "cat". Or "Canute" for that matter ... 
"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
#16762
Andorion
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Posted 07 April 2019 - 08:00 AM
Aptorian, on 07 April 2019 - 04:48 AM, said:
The letter c is pointless when you have a k and an s.
Letters need sidekicks too you know.
#16763
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Posted 08 April 2019 - 01:50 AM
You don't completely realize how much stupid shit is in the English language until your trying to explain it to your 5 year old learning to read.
But it was awesome today, trying to explain c,s, and, k. I told her sometimes the c will sound like an s and she says, like "The Office". Thats my girl.
But it was awesome today, trying to explain c,s, and, k. I told her sometimes the c will sound like an s and she says, like "The Office". Thats my girl.
I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.
#16765
Tsundoku
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Posted 08 April 2019 - 09:11 AM
covfefe
"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
#16767
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Posted 09 April 2019 - 02:22 PM
Aptorian, on 08 April 2019 - 09:37 AM, said:
No Wrestling Spoilers!
WWE already spoilered it themselves. They clearly had the new belt under a cover next to the stage in full camera view and they actually launched new Kofi championship shirts on their merch site *while the match was still going*. Geniuses.
Yesterday, upon the stair, I saw a man who wasn't there. He wasn't there again today. Oh, how I wish he'd go away.
#16768
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Posted 09 April 2019 - 03:48 PM
Briar King, on 09 April 2019 - 01:31 AM, said:
Geek update: the moon, Mars and Aldebaran are in conjunction forming a triangle tonight but I find it a rather depressing view as Aldebaran is brighter then Mars. Mars just looks sad compared to its bling last year as our orbits were closer together.
Still if you want a view look to the moon. If you can't tell Aldebaran from Mars then have no fear cause BK will enlighten y'all.. Mars is on the right side of the moon, Aldebaran on the left.
Still if you want a view look to the moon. If you can't tell Aldebaran from Mars then have no fear cause BK will enlighten y'all.. Mars is on the right side of the moon, Aldebaran on the left.
Which one was destroyed by the Death Star?
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#16769
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Posted 09 April 2019 - 04:05 PM
Abyss, on 09 April 2019 - 03:48 PM, said:
Briar King, on 09 April 2019 - 01:31 AM, said:
Geek update: the moon, Mars and Aldebaran are in conjunction forming a triangle tonight but I find it a rather depressing view as Aldebaran is brighter then Mars. Mars just looks sad compared to its bling last year as our orbits were closer together.
Still if you want a view look to the moon. If you can't tell Aldebaran from Mars then have no fear cause BK will enlighten y'all.. Mars is on the right side of the moon, Aldebaran on the left.
Still if you want a view look to the moon. If you can't tell Aldebaran from Mars then have no fear cause BK will enlighten y'all.. Mars is on the right side of the moon, Aldebaran on the left.
Which one was destroyed by the Death Star?
Starkiller Base.
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"Someone will always try to sell you despair, just so they don't feel alone." ~Ursula Vernon
#16770
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Posted 09 April 2019 - 04:18 PM
Briar King, on 09 April 2019 - 04:09 PM, said:
QuickTidal, on 09 April 2019 - 04:05 PM, said:
Abyss, on 09 April 2019 - 03:48 PM, said:
Briar King, on 09 April 2019 - 01:31 AM, said:
Geek update: the moon, Mars and Aldebaran are in conjunction forming a triangle tonight but I find it a rather depressing view as Aldebaran is brighter then Mars. Mars just looks sad compared to its bling last year as our orbits were closer together.
Still if you want a view look to the moon. If you can't tell Aldebaran from Mars then have no fear cause BK will enlighten y'all.. Mars is on the right side of the moon, Aldebaran on the left.
Still if you want a view look to the moon. If you can't tell Aldebaran from Mars then have no fear cause BK will enlighten y'all.. Mars is on the right side of the moon, Aldebaran on the left.
Which one was destroyed by the Death Star?
Starkiller Base.
Tigana
No, i'm reasonably sure that was Siblingfucker Base.
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