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Whats making you happy right now

#16591 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 30 January 2019 - 05:41 AM

Very legal and very cool?
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#16592 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 30 January 2019 - 06:18 AM

View PostRaymond Luxury Yacht, on 30 January 2019 - 04:21 AM, said:

My wife is testifying in front of Congress next week. That’s pretty cool.


Willingly, I hope. :)

So ... what time? And what subject?
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#16593 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 30 January 2019 - 12:46 PM

View PostMezla PigDog, on 28 January 2019 - 10:57 PM, said:

Jesus Christ can I not just say I've had a nice day with my kid and get a pat on the head? Joyless bastards.

I'll have you know we've been about 5 times now and the closest anyone has come to an accident was when I jumped too high and discovered my pelvic floor muscles really aren't all that anymore.



my aunt works in Xray in ER, will not let any of her grandchildren near a trampoline because of all the broken bones she sees coming in in because of them.
Her son is the cousin who is now in a wheelchair from a trampoline accident, so I'll side on the trampolines are dangerous as hell side of the argument.

Sure let kids have fun, just be careful please
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#16594 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 30 January 2019 - 12:49 PM

but outside of being a stick in the mud killjoy

The bank has made me a conditional offer for the business loan for my Driving range!
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#16595 User is offline   TheRetiredBridgeburner 

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Posted 30 January 2019 - 01:14 PM

View PostGnaw, on 29 January 2019 - 11:42 PM, said:

Oh, fuck me. In a "gawd this is funny in a fucked up sort of way".

I chose the handle Gnaw because 1) I like any dog more than most humans and 2) Bent was already taken.

3 years ago I decided maybe a trip to rehab was in order. My 28 day program lasted 162 days, so they agreed that I had a problem. A couple of months after that, my counselor said, "Mark, we need to talk about your eating. Or, rather, your lack thereof." Turns out under all the drug and alcohol abuse was this little Anorexia issue. First they had to convince me that males could get eating disorders then had to convince me of several other behaviors that proved their point. That took several more months.

Anyways, 22 months later, it just occurred to me the irony of calling myself "Gnaw".

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#16596 User is offline   Morgoth 

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Posted 30 January 2019 - 01:40 PM

My brother's friend's child was on a trampoline. She stumbled and murdered three people with an axe. That's why I'm only ever allowed on a trampoline with other lawyers.
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Posted 30 January 2019 - 07:03 PM

View PostGnaw, on 29 January 2019 - 11:42 PM, said:

Oh, fuck me. In a "gawd this is funny in a fucked up sort of way".

I chose the handle Gnaw because 1) I like any dog more than most humans and 2) Bent was already taken.

3 years ago I decided maybe a trip to rehab was in order. My 28 day program lasted 162 days, so they agreed that I had a problem. A couple of months after that, my counselor said, "Mark, we need to talk about your eating. Or, rather, your lack thereof." Turns out under all the drug and alcohol abuse was this little Anorexia issue. First they had to convince me that males could get eating disorders then had to convince me of several other behaviors that proved their point. That took several more months.

Anyways, 22 months later, it just occurred to me the irony of calling myself "Gnaw".

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Time to pick up bodybuilding and funnel all that dismorphia into training and eating like an autistic person.
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#16598 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 31 January 2019 - 07:12 AM

http://www.weatherst...ow-Depth-US.htm

Looks like north Missour-ah.

This post has been edited by Tsundoku: 31 January 2019 - 07:16 AM

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"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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#16599 User is offline   Raymond Luxury Yacht 

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Posted 31 January 2019 - 08:05 AM

Yes willingly, it’s about medical care.

View PostTsundoku, on 30 January 2019 - 06:18 AM, said:

View PostRaymond Luxury Yacht, on 30 January 2019 - 04:21 AM, said:

My wife is testifying in front of Congress next week. That’s pretty cool.


Willingly, I hope. :)

So ... what time? And what subject?

This post has been edited by Raymond Luxury Yacht: 31 January 2019 - 08:06 AM

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#16600 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 31 January 2019 - 12:31 PM

Sister is getting married today
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#16601 User is offline   Raymond Luxury Yacht 

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Posted 01 February 2019 - 04:32 AM

I won food for about 15-20 people and a 58 inch Samsung from a drawing at the grocery store for the super bowl. However, I don’t want 15 people at my house and I think the tv I have is better than the one I just won. My wife is too busy this weekend to participate in any party. Mixed emotions here actually.
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Posted 01 February 2019 - 05:38 AM

Sell the TV, eat the food yourself.
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#16603 User is offline   Raymond Luxury Yacht 

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Posted 01 February 2019 - 06:48 AM

I think I probably will sell it. And now my neighbor is going to host a small Super Bowl party and I am providing the food. Now I don’t have to host and won’t piss my wife off by throwing a party when she is trying to prepare to testify for congress.
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#16604 User is offline   Malankazooie 

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Posted 02 February 2019 - 09:32 PM

I love the sound walking on fresh snow makes when it is very cold outside. *squeak *squeak *squeak. It's (to me) akin to popping those bubble sheets that protect your shipped packages.

Also, when there are no clouds, the night sky is gloriously clear during this very cold weather. It's something to behold.
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#16605 User is offline   Raymond Luxury Yacht 

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Posted 02 February 2019 - 09:37 PM

I’m keeping the tv, it’s 4k and my current tv is not. I also got a blue ray player. The groceries rang up to $650 dollars, which is ridiculous. Good prize.
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#16606 User is offline   worry 

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Posted 02 February 2019 - 10:04 PM

View PostRaymond Luxury Yacht, on 02 February 2019 - 09:37 PM, said:

The groceries rang up to $650 dollars, which is ridiculous. Good prize.


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Posted 02 February 2019 - 11:43 PM

Dont go for the hams! Head to the beauty aisle!!!!
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#16608 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 03 February 2019 - 09:01 PM

Someone posted my signature in the facebook group and I'm very happy people are still enjoying it.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#16609 User is offline   Raymond Luxury Yacht 

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Posted 03 February 2019 - 10:24 PM

Ok after some research I may not keep the tv after all. It’s nit a particularly high quality 4K tv, once you get into the specs of it. Even though my current tv is not 4K it’s kind of a better tv anyways. I might sell the prize one and use the money towards a fancy 4K. This is stressing me out.
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#16610 User is offline   Raymond Luxury Yacht 

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Posted 06 February 2019 - 06:25 AM

My wife kicked ass with her testimony in front of congress. Very proud of her.
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