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That's a major logistical fuckup, since emus can't swim that far.
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Posted 28 November 2017 - 04:44 PM
The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:
And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 28 November 2017 - 05:06 PM
Mentalist, on 28 November 2017 - 04:44 PM, said:
That's a major logistical fuckup, since emus can't swim that far.
They beat the Australian army long ago. You really think the navy are going to deny them passage?
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Posted 29 November 2017 - 03:17 AM
Andorion, on 28 November 2017 - 05:06 PM, said:
Mentalist, on 28 November 2017 - 04:44 PM, said:
That's a major logistical fuckup, since emus can't swim that far.
They beat the Australian army long ago. You really think the navy are going to deny them passage?
The Army DID declare the second war to be a victory, though.....
The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:
And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 29 November 2017 - 03:34 AM
Mentalist, on 29 November 2017 - 03:17 AM, said:
Andorion, on 28 November 2017 - 05:06 PM, said:
Mentalist, on 28 November 2017 - 04:44 PM, said:
That's a major logistical fuckup, since emus can't swim that far.
They beat the Australian army long ago. You really think the navy are going to deny them passage?
The Army DID declare the second war to be a victory, though.....
They had to save some face didn't they?
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Posted 29 November 2017 - 11:02 AM
Andorion, on 29 November 2017 - 03:34 AM, said:
Mentalist, on 29 November 2017 - 03:17 AM, said:
Andorion, on 28 November 2017 - 05:06 PM, said:
Mentalist, on 28 November 2017 - 04:44 PM, said:
That's a major logistical fuckup, since emus can't swim that far.
They beat the Australian army long ago. You really think the navy are going to deny them passage?
The Army DID declare the second war to be a victory, though.....
They had to save some face didn't they?
There is no victory in war with Emus. Just an armistice in a a never ending war broken by periods of exhaustion.
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Posted 30 November 2017 - 05:44 PM
Twins are booked in for a Monday arrival.
"see that stranger's arm crushing the life from him - do you understand? Not an eternal prison for Messremb"
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Posted 03 December 2017 - 07:27 PM
Booked myself another week away - and it's at a bastle! For the unfamiliar, bastles were fortified farmhouses that crop up along the English-Scottish border. Five minutes from Hadrian's Wall 
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Posted 03 December 2017 - 09:07 PM
Finished my Christmas shopping. Thank the spirits for online shopping
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Posted 04 December 2017 - 07:02 AM
Messremb, on 30 November 2017 - 05:44 PM, said:
Twins are booked in for a Monday arrival.
Good luck today! Hope you have enough hands between the 2 of you
Burn rubber =/= warp speed
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Posted 04 December 2017 - 08:16 AM
Erikson Himself weighed in on the reading order question and stated that correct reading order is publication order (solely considering BOTF and no ICE interspersion. See: the Grimdark group on FB, where he turns out to be a resident lurker!). Always nice to see.
Debut novel 'Incarnate' now available on Kindle
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Posted 04 December 2017 - 10:25 PM
My new glasses have FINALLY arrived! I'm seeing stuff! Holy crap, everything's so shiny and sharp now! 
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Ninja Puck, Ninja Puck, really doesn't give a fuck..? - [King Lear]
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Posted 05 December 2017 - 06:48 AM
Puck, on 04 December 2017 - 10:25 PM, said:
My new glasses have FINALLY arrived! I'm seeing stuff! Holy crap, everything's so shiny and sharp now!
One of the things I love most about getting new glasses. Everything is so clear!
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Posted 05 December 2017 - 02:24 PM
Andorion, on 05 December 2017 - 06:48 AM, said:
Puck, on 04 December 2017 - 10:25 PM, said:
My new glasses have FINALLY arrived! I'm seeing stuff! Holy crap, everything's so shiny and sharp now!
One of the things I love most about getting new glasses. Everything is so clear!
Me too - it's great!
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Posted 06 December 2017 - 05:29 PM
Briar King, on 06 December 2017 - 05:27 PM, said:
Scope went well itself. There is a spot he thinks is the cause of her discomfort he decided to biopsy. Will find out results next Friday.
Man she was so fucked up after they gave her the calming medicine. Saying all kinds of weird shit.
Man she was so fucked up after they gave her the calming medicine. Saying all kinds of weird shit.
Hope the biopsy helps and she gets it sorted out. Glad to hear it went well man.
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Posted 06 December 2017 - 07:13 PM
Mezla PigDog, on 04 December 2017 - 07:02 AM, said:
Messremb, on 30 November 2017 - 05:44 PM, said:
Twins are booked in for a Monday arrival.
Good luck today! Hope you have enough hands between the 2 of you
Thanks Mez, 6lb 9oz and 6lb 11oz boys, that's a lot of baby she's been carrying, along with some placentas large enough they were being commented on! It's the calm before the storm still I think...
"see that stranger's arm crushing the life from him - do you understand? Not an eternal prison for Messremb"
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Posted 06 December 2017 - 07:17 PM
Messremb, on 06 December 2017 - 07:13 PM, said:
Mezla PigDog, on 04 December 2017 - 07:02 AM, said:
Messremb, on 30 November 2017 - 05:44 PM, said:
Twins are booked in for a Monday arrival.
Good luck today! Hope you have enough hands between the 2 of you
Thanks Mez, 6lb 9oz and 6lb 11oz boys, that's a lot of baby she's been carrying, along with some placentas large enough they were being commented on! It's the calm before the storm still I think...
Ahhhhh! Twins are crazy! My sister-in-law has twins. It's a crazy ride, but she also finds it immensely rewarding as well. Hope all goes smoothly.
The only note of advice I have from my sis-in-law regarding twins is: Make sure to try to keep them on the same schedule for everything. It will make both your lives easier.
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Posted 08 December 2017 - 02:16 PM
Briar King, on 08 December 2017 - 01:33 PM, said:
I have made my 1st snowball since 1987!!!
You have obviously never seen the movie CLERKS.
THIS IS YOUR REMINDER THAT THERE IS A
'VIEW NEW CONTENT' BUTTON THAT
ALLOWS YOU TO VIEW NEW CONTENT
'VIEW NEW CONTENT' BUTTON THAT
ALLOWS YOU TO VIEW NEW CONTENT
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Posted 08 December 2017 - 04:52 PM
Briar King, on 08 December 2017 - 04:13 PM, said:
THIS IS BULLSHIT!!! The same pictures post on other sites. Fuck
Other sites have lower
THIS IS YOUR REMINDER THAT THERE IS A
'VIEW NEW CONTENT' BUTTON THAT
ALLOWS YOU TO VIEW NEW CONTENT
'VIEW NEW CONTENT' BUTTON THAT
ALLOWS YOU TO VIEW NEW CONTENT
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Posted 08 December 2017 - 05:18 PM
Briar King, on 08 December 2017 - 05:09 PM, said:
I still love y'all but I want to show this shit! This hasn't happened on this scale since 1987. It's like an alien world right now. I see this on tv but it's not real. Now it is and it's wonderful and magical!
BK, upload to a stuff like Imgur and then link it in. Pretty simple that way.
