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Whats making you happy right now

#14201 User is offline   Kruppe of Darujhistan 

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Posted 30 September 2016 - 08:55 PM

On the subject of vermin: I was mowing the lawn and almost broke my neck avoiding running over a frog by accident. Later i was weedwhacking and it was everything i could do to restrain myself from deliberately lopping off the heads of sky rats (geese).
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#14202 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 30 September 2016 - 09:10 PM

Outside of the leprosy thing BK, amount spot on, thats pretty much what you were saying.
They only wreck cars if you hit them with your car, I highly doubt armadillos run around cannonballing cars for kicks.
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#14203 User is offline   Slow Ben 

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Posted 01 October 2016 - 01:53 AM

My toddler just fell walking across the living room and my 3 year old yells "Down goes Frazier!"

That's my girl.

She also told me today in a very serious voice that you don't say oh shit, you say oh nuts.

This post has been edited by Slow Ben: 01 October 2016 - 01:54 AM

I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.
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#14204 User is offline   Mentalist 

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Posted 01 October 2016 - 06:15 AM

nicely drunk. Not sure about tomorrow morning, but tonight, feeling this drunk after a restless week as soon as I'm back from vacation feels good

it was my lawschool classmate's 30th b-day, so got to catch up with a bunch of people I have not seen in a while, as well as meet some new good people.

Alll this without making an idiot of myself.

And tomorrow I get to sleep in.

Life is quite good. Hopefully no hangover tomorrow.
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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#14205 User is offline   Maark Abbott 

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Posted 01 October 2016 - 06:25 AM

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#14206 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 01 October 2016 - 06:47 AM

Going to York today, officially the greatest city in the World!

As part of the day, I get to meet The Retired Bridgeburner & see some of her falcons and stuff!

Also part of the day is seeing some of the people I grew up with at a party.

And we're starting the day with bacon!!
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#14207 User is offline   Itwæs Nom 

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Posted 01 October 2016 - 07:19 AM

View PostHigh Geek of Crawfish, on 30 September 2016 - 10:10 PM, said:

You 2 make me laugh sometimes.

They are pest. That's what I'm saying. Nothing world changing in the need to try and break down wha isa goes throo dis cajun's brainzmeat.

Pest.

Raccoons are cute whittle things. I feed them at our park.


So upon quick read of some articles some 15-20% of ninebanded armadillos are infected with leprosy and some 95% of people are completely immune to it. That makes some 0.875% chance you will get infected after handling a nine banded armadillo. Is it that difficult to just not touch them?
We have deer here jumping to road out of nowhere and fucking up cars regularly, they can't be dodged nowhere near as easily as armadillos, they can also carry rabbies, that doesn't make them pests. Your personal preference about how cute an animal is does neither. They are also on way higher intellectual level than slugs or insects.
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#14208 User is offline   Mentalist 

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Posted 01 October 2016 - 06:00 PM

Mild hangover. The weather's grey, and not very conductive to going biking and running errands.


But I got to sleep in till about 1 PM. I haven't had that luxury in a while.
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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#14209 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 01 October 2016 - 10:42 PM

As expected it was a great day in York. TRB is even lovelier in person and we had a fantastic time at the Bird of Prey Centre. ;) And, as forum rule state, when Malazites meet, photos must be posted...

From right to left, my wife, me, TRB, and a Red Tail Hawk whose name I forgot.

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#14210 User is offline   Kruppe of Darujhistan 

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Posted 02 October 2016 - 01:32 AM

I'm too far north to be looking forward to the Winter months. Plus, I spent 32 years in Minnesota, where it's colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra for 6 months out of 12. I do enjoy Winter stargazing though, so it's not all bad.
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#14211 User is offline   Slow Ben 

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Posted 02 October 2016 - 02:34 AM

View PostHigh Geek of Crawfish, on 02 October 2016 - 02:03 AM, said:

Spend time down here from May/Sept and you ll feel how precious winter is to us!




One of the many things i miss about living down there. I didnt turn my heat on once the entire year and a half we were there.
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#14212 User is offline   TheRetiredBridgeburner 

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Posted 02 October 2016 - 07:30 AM

Was lovely to meet Sim and Liz! :) Also, the Red Tail is about six months old and called Mace ;)
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Posted 04 October 2016 - 03:05 AM

I suddenly want to play with a baby hawk.

Do they poop on your hands?
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Posted 04 October 2016 - 09:53 AM

Just had a great job interview, will hear more about it next week.
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Posted 04 October 2016 - 11:01 AM

View PostEmperorMagus, on 04 October 2016 - 03:05 AM, said:

I suddenly want to play with a baby hawk.

Do they poop on your hands?


Only if you're slow ;)
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#14216 User is offline   Morgoth 

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Posted 04 October 2016 - 12:28 PM

My grandmother gave me quite a bit of money. New bathroom, here I come! Hopefully I'll have it done by winter. This also makes me able to buy a new, more efficient fireplace. In early spring we're all getting balconies. IT'll be a completely different apartment in not so long ;)
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#14217 User is offline   worry 

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Posted 04 October 2016 - 08:04 PM

That's one way to go. The other is to find a really good candy shop and buy some of everything.
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#14218 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 05 October 2016 - 12:00 AM

View PostMorgoth, on 04 October 2016 - 12:28 PM, said:

My grandmother gave me quite a bit of money. New bathroom, here I come! Hopefully I'll have it done by winter. This also makes me able to buy a new, more efficient fireplace. In early spring we're all getting balconies. IT'll be a completely different apartment in not so long ;)


Mmmmmmm ... petrokroner ...

Time for that Australian trip you've been promising for years.

View Postworry, on 04 October 2016 - 08:04 PM, said:

That's one way to go. The other is to find a really good candy shop and buy some of everything.


And that ultimate lounge suite with 80" curved UHD 4K and all those other technobabble catchphrase TVs. For the porn games, movies, Netflix and documentaries.
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#14219 User is offline   amphibian 

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Posted 05 October 2016 - 01:10 AM

I would go for a nice bathroom over a cool TV every single time. Significant other candidates are usually happy watching shows on tablets and love love love cool bathrooms.
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#14220 User is offline   worry 

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Posted 05 October 2016 - 01:13 AM

You could install a nice medium screen TV in the bathroom.
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