
Whats making you happy right now
#12732
Posted 28 November 2015 - 08:19 PM
If it's who I think it is, you probably would have needed an interpreter for a voicemail anyway ...

"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
#12733
Posted 28 November 2015 - 08:48 PM
It takes me half an hour to adjust to his accent every time.
Take good care to keep relations civil
It's decent in the first of gentlemen
To speak friendly, Even to the devil
It's decent in the first of gentlemen
To speak friendly, Even to the devil
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#12735
#12736
Posted 29 November 2015 - 01:43 AM
When the wife is gone, I get super domestic. Broccoli and mushroom stroganoff with sour cream brownies in the oven.
Spoiler
This post has been edited by Gust Hubb: 29 November 2015 - 01:44 AM
"You don't clean u other peoples messes.... You roll in them like a dog on leftover smoked whitefish torn out f the trash by raccoons after Sunday brunch on a hot day."
~Abyss
~Abyss
#12737
Posted 29 November 2015 - 02:00 AM
I'm the same but it's more like French maid outfit and feather dusters.
They came with white hands and left with red hands.
#12738
Posted 29 November 2015 - 02:29 AM
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#12740
Posted 29 November 2015 - 10:53 AM
Well our batsmen made very, very hard work of it, but we beat the Kiwis to win the world's first day/night Test cricket match.
The pink ball seems to be a winner, but it swings like crazy once the sun goes down and there's a bit more condensation in the air.
The pink ball seems to be a winner, but it swings like crazy once the sun goes down and there's a bit more condensation in the air.
"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
#12741
Posted 29 November 2015 - 02:48 PM
worry, on 29 November 2015 - 02:00 AM, said:
I'm the same but it's more like French maid outfit and feather dusters.
Kinky.
CowboyYojimbo, on 29 November 2015 - 02:29 AM, said:
Yeah, so far the small taste I had seemed good. More like a cheesecake. Basically, when I took it out of the oven, it was a chocolate crust overlying liquidy depths. Had to cool and then I refrigerated it to facilitate future cutting. will try it after lunch today (my oldest boy is already being very annoying about asking for a brownie every few seconds.....)
"You don't clean u other peoples messes.... You roll in them like a dog on leftover smoked whitefish torn out f the trash by raccoons after Sunday brunch on a hot day."
~Abyss
~Abyss
#12742
Posted 01 December 2015 - 10:16 AM
MOJITO!

That Elephant is looking rather frayed at the edges
#12743
Posted 01 December 2015 - 11:21 AM
"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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#12745
Posted 02 December 2015 - 12:19 AM
For all you astronomy fans (and fans of childish humour), hopefully this link will be easily clickable. Depending on your sensibilities maybe not safe to play out too loud at work, despite no swearing
It's a parody song, which is stuck in my head now (it was funnier when originally played on the radio with the hosts laughing at the lyrics)
This post has been edited by Binder of Demons: 02 December 2015 - 12:21 AM
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt - Mark Twain
Never argue with an idiot!
They'll drag you down to their level, and then beat you with experience!- Anonymous
#12746
Posted 02 December 2015 - 12:34 AM
Ban.
They came with white hands and left with red hands.
#12747
Posted 02 December 2015 - 09:36 AM
Debut novel 'Incarnate' now available on Kindle
#12748
Posted 02 December 2015 - 11:14 AM
If I click it, will I be rick-rolled?
Yesterday, upon the stair, I saw a man who wasn't there. He wasn't there again today. Oh, how I wish he'd go away.
#12749
Posted 02 December 2015 - 03:21 PM
Gorefest, on 02 December 2015 - 11:14 AM, said:
If I click it, will I be rick-rolled?
No rick-rolling. It's just a silly parody song that a listener to a radio show made and sent in. It was a bit of an in joke, as one of the presenters liked to (very) occasionally throw in a joke about Uranus, and his co-host would groan and complain (in jest) about it being juvenile. No big deal. Just made me laugh as the lyrics are cleverly done.
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt - Mark Twain
Never argue with an idiot!
They'll drag you down to their level, and then beat you with experience!- Anonymous
#12750
Posted 02 December 2015 - 11:44 PM
Wife randomly got me an orange Maine Coon. It nice to have a cat after so many years even it is too worked up to play.
"You don't clean u other peoples messes.... You roll in them like a dog on leftover smoked whitefish torn out f the trash by raccoons after Sunday brunch on a hot day."
~Abyss
~Abyss
#12751
Posted 03 December 2015 - 02:25 AM
Is it a metaphor?
They came with white hands and left with red hands.