Whats making you happy right now

#1232 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 18 August 2009 - 08:59 AM

Lucky ereko....

I'm happy because now that footy is over, I'll have time for that essay after all.

....wait a sec, that's not good.....

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#1233 Bhurnae

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Posted 18 August 2009 - 09:03 AM

a book shaped package from amazon.............................

Mezla PigDog, on 28 September 2009 - 09:34 PM, said:

I have been entertaining tourists for many years now.... A girls gotta make a living.

#1234 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 18 August 2009 - 09:04 AM

Bhurnae, on Aug 18 2009, 07:03 PM, said:

a book shaped package from amazon.............................

"froths at mouth"

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#1235 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 18 August 2009 - 09:06 AM

Hetan says 2 to 3 days!!!!!! I might be woozy when it shows up out of nervousness. God knows I've been known to drink while reading for the first time to minimize it.

Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....

#1236 MTS

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Posted 18 August 2009 - 10:41 AM

Stupid international post. Why can't mine take 2-3 days? :thumbsup:

Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.

Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.

#1237 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 18 August 2009 - 11:44 AM

Wait, the new book is out? Where have I been?

Burn rubber =/= warp speed

#1238 MTS

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Posted 18 August 2009 - 11:46 AM

Puking on dogs?

This post has been edited by Mappo's Travelling Sack: 18 August 2009 - 11:47 AM

Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.

Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.

#1239 Illuyankas

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Will cluck you up

Posted 18 August 2009 - 11:47 AM

@Mez: Out? I've had it since Friday and it came out in some places England yesterday! GET A MOVE ON

This post has been edited by Illuyankas: 18 August 2009 - 11:47 AM

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.

#1240 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 18 August 2009 - 11:49 AM

Huh? When did all this happen. I assumed it wouldn't be out this year.... I'm the worst fan ever!

Burn rubber =/= warp speed

#1241 MTS

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Posted 18 August 2009 - 11:51 AM

Well, yesterday.

FOR SHAME Mez.

Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.

Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.

#1242 tiam

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Posted 18 August 2009 - 07:16 PM

Mezla PigDog, on Aug 18 2009, 12:49 PM, said:

Huh? When did all this happen. I assumed it wouldn't be out this year.... I'm the worst fan ever!

Im not angry im just disappointed...

In any case i also havnt got it but am taking a hour bus ride to a waterstones 2moro to get it. If its not there i will torch the place

#1243 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 19 August 2009 - 01:08 PM

Got it yesterday. :The Force:

A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.

#1244 Traveller

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Posted 19 August 2009 - 01:28 PM

Mezla PigDog, on Aug 18 2009, 12:49 PM, said:

Huh? When did all this happen. I assumed it wouldn't be out this year.... I'm the worst fan ever!

Thanks Mez, that's the funniest thing I've read all day!

And I only just saw it, hidden as it was by all the posts about the release of DoD...! :The Force:

So that's the story. And what was the real lesson? Don't leave things in the fridge.

#1245 Zanth13

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Posted 19 August 2009 - 08:44 PM

Bhurnae, on Aug 18 2009, 08:08 AM, said:

Aptorian, on Aug 18 2009, 07:11 AM, said:

Zanth13, on Aug 18 2009, 04:50 AM, said:

that makes me so happy i am having a Happy Beer

I think happy beer doesn't mean the same thing in English as it does in Danish :The Force:

Unless you typed that from a stripclub.

i ummm... i do not know what you mean good sir.

I havent been to a strip club in a while...

You can't find me because I'm lost in the music

#1246 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 19 August 2009 - 08:47 PM

I have, and it was fantastic enough to make me answer that the memories are still making me happy.

#1247 Slow Ben

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Posted 19 August 2009 - 09:40 PM

I had 2 friends in college who were those guys who always thought the strippers actually really liked them.

thanks for bringin up happy memories.

I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.

#1248 Aptorian

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Posted 20 August 2009 - 05:55 AM

Zanth13, on Aug 19 2009, 10:44 PM, said:

Bhurnae, on Aug 18 2009, 08:08 AM, said:

Aptorian, on Aug 18 2009, 07:11 AM, said:

Zanth13, on Aug 18 2009, 04:50 AM, said:

that makes me so happy i am having a Happy Beer

I think happy beer doesn't mean the same thing in English as it does in Danish

Unless you typed that from a stripclub.

i ummm... i do not know what you mean good sir.

I havent been to a strip club in a while...

I feel a need to describe what a happy beer and a happy pint is here in Denmark.

The happy beer is when the girl (or on horrible occassions, old lady) opens your beer and then inserts it in her hoo hoo and serves it to you.

A happy pint is when the girl (or on horrible occassions, old lady) inserts some kind of dildo like shape over the handle on the beer tap and uses her hey naa naa to pour the beer.

Usually there's some kind of bonus, where, if you down the whole thing in one go, you get a new one free.

One of my friends was once on a bachelour party tour through Istedgade and the only serving girl behind the bar was 50 something. Of course they went through with it, but he says it was one of the most terrifying experiences of his life.

This post has been edited by Aptorian: 20 August 2009 - 05:56 AM