Posted 27 June 2014 - 11:15 PM
Murderator
MacGruff
Growls Barkley
Torvald Nom
Celestine Von Woofenstein
Buff Coleslaw
Dog
Dog 2: The Revenge
Dog 3: Back For Blood
Dog 4: A Bone To Pick
Dog 5: Mission To Moscow NO
Doguette
Pope Dogory XIV
(I like Dog 2 just cause I love the image of getting the dog back inside from the garden by yelling, "REVEEEEEEEEEEENGE" while your neighbours stare in bewildered terror)
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.