Help
Whats making you happy right now
#10761
Mezla PigDog 
- Malazan Yo Yo Champion 2009
-
- Group: Mezla's Thought Police
- Posts: 2,711
- Joined: 03-September 04
Posted 05 March 2014 - 02:34 PM
Currently working from home. New job is awesome despite being pretty bloody dull
Burn rubber =/= warp speed
#10762
Gwynn ap Nudd
- High Fist
-
- Group: Malaz Regular
- Posts: 468
- Joined: 17-February 08
Posted 06 March 2014 - 01:43 AM
I am alive and didn't have to witness a massive multi-car pile up involving multiple fatalities on my morning commute. The second part of that looked like it was going to happen for sure, very glad it did not for all of those who would have been involved.
#10763
Illuyankas
- Retro Classic
-
- Group: The Hateocracy of Truth
- Posts: 7,254
- Joined: 28-September 04
- Will cluck you up
Posted 06 March 2014 - 04:35 AM
I couldn't work out how to get this image to be permanently large enough to read, so I'll just link it here: https://twitter.com/...3183232/photo/1
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
#10764
Obdigore
- ThunderBear
-
- Group: High House Mafia
- Posts: 6,165
- Joined: 22-June 06
Posted 06 March 2014 - 04:59 AM
Kaamos, on 01 March 2014 - 10:45 PM, said:
Of course; no woman can resist the seduction of those princes of the wide seas!
Male dolphins ejaculate so hard they would break a human spine... so have fun with that I guess?
Monster Hunter World Iceborne: It's like hunting monsters, but on crack, but the monsters are also on crack.
#10765
Illuyankas
- Retro Classic
-
- Group: The Hateocracy of Truth
- Posts: 7,254
- Joined: 28-September 04
- Will cluck you up
Posted 06 March 2014 - 05:22 AM
Pfft, I ejaculate so hard I could break a dolphin spine. Me and the girlfriend have to book an aircraft hanger instead of a hotel. I'm a great shot... by now.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
#10766
Obdigore
- ThunderBear
-
- Group: High House Mafia
- Posts: 6,165
- Joined: 22-June 06
Posted 06 March 2014 - 05:26 AM
Illuyankas, on 06 March 2014 - 05:22 AM, said:
Pfft, I ejaculate so hard I could break a dolphin spine. Me and the girlfriend have to book an aircraft hanger instead of a hotel. I'm a great shot... by now.
Do you have to use a bullhorn to let her know when you are about to get off, since she is on the other side of a hangar?
Monster Hunter World Iceborne: It's like hunting monsters, but on crack, but the monsters are also on crack.
#10767
Grimjust Bearegular
- Irregular Bacon Berserker Medic of the Abyssmal Army
-
- Group: Malazan Artist
- Posts: 1,638
- Joined: 20-July 06
- Location:Vault 101
- Interests:MAFIA, drawing and writing.
-
Godless killing machine - and proud of it!
Also, braaaaiiiinnnnzzzzzzzz!
Posted 06 March 2014 - 09:45 AM
I went to Canada last week and visited Bioware. Those guys are awesome!
Things and stuffs...and other important objects.
#10768
Illuyankas
- Retro Classic
-
- Group: The Hateocracy of Truth
- Posts: 7,254
- Joined: 28-September 04
- Will cluck you up
Posted 06 March 2014 - 12:55 PM
Possibly Brent Weeks, on 06 March 2014 - 05:26 AM, said:
Do you have to use a bullhorn to let her know when you are about to get off, since she is on the other side of a hangar?
Oh, she knows when.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
#10769
Obdigore
- ThunderBear
-
- Group: High House Mafia
- Posts: 6,165
- Joined: 22-June 06
Posted 07 March 2014 - 11:31 AM
Grimjust Bearegular, on 06 March 2014 - 09:45 AM, said:
I went to Canada last week and visited Bioware. Those guys are awesome!
GIVES ME ALL YOUR KNOWLEDGES.
AND YOUR JOB.
I AM ENVIOUS.
Monster Hunter World Iceborne: It's like hunting monsters, but on crack, but the monsters are also on crack.
#10770
Kaamos
- EW, SHIPPER
-
- Group: Malaz Regular
- Posts: 264
- Joined: 21-February 13
- Location:Finland
Posted 07 March 2014 - 05:00 PM
Illuyankas, on 06 March 2014 - 05:22 AM, said:
Pfft, I ejaculate so hard I could break a dolphin spine.
A-ha, so this is why all these dolphins are drifting dead onto the shore...
#10771
Tiste Simeon
- Faith, Heavy Metal & Bacon
-
- Group: Malaz Regular
- Posts: 12,163
- Joined: 08-October 04
- Location:T'North
Posted 07 March 2014 - 05:13 PM
Kaamos, on 07 March 2014 - 05:00 PM, said:
Illuyankas, on 06 March 2014 - 05:22 AM, said:
Pfft, I ejaculate so hard I could break a dolphin spine.
A-ha, so this is why all these dolphins are drifting dead onto the shore...
Brings a whole new meaning to the term "blow hole"...
A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
#10772
Macros
- D'ivers Fuckwits
-
- Group: High House Mafia
- Posts: 9,007
- Joined: 28-January 08
- Location:Ulster, disputed zone, British Empire.
Posted 07 March 2014 - 05:23 PM
2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
#10774
Illuyankas
- Retro Classic
-
- Group: The Hateocracy of Truth
- Posts: 7,254
- Joined: 28-September 04
- Will cluck you up
Posted 07 March 2014 - 06:24 PM
THAT DOLPHIN CAME ONTO ME... on porpoise
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
#10775
Macros
- D'ivers Fuckwits
-
- Group: High House Mafia
- Posts: 9,007
- Joined: 28-January 08
- Location:Ulster, disputed zone, British Empire.
Posted 07 March 2014 - 06:27 PM
That's quite a tail, sounds fishy to me
2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
#10776
worry
- Master of the Deck
-
- Group: Malaz Regular
- Posts: 14,712
- Joined: 24-February 10
- Location:the buried west
Posted 07 March 2014 - 08:01 PM
dolphinsex.org was one of my favorite weird internet finds back in the day, but it has sadly been defunct for years now. Predates tubgirl, lemonparty, all that crazy stuff afaik.
I did a search and found it archived though: http://archive.is/1p8y7
I did a search and found it archived though: http://archive.is/1p8y7
They came with white hands and left with red hands.
#10779
Grimjust Bearegular
- Irregular Bacon Berserker Medic of the Abyssmal Army
-
- Group: Malazan Artist
- Posts: 1,638
- Joined: 20-July 06
- Location:Vault 101
- Interests:MAFIA, drawing and writing.
-
Godless killing machine - and proud of it!
Also, braaaaiiiinnnnzzzzzzzz!
Posted 07 March 2014 - 09:49 PM
Possibly Brent Weeks, on 07 March 2014 - 11:31 AM, said:
Grimjust Bearegular, on 06 March 2014 - 09:45 AM, said:
I went to Canada last week and visited Bioware. Those guys are awesome!
GIVES ME ALL YOUR KNOWLEDGES.
AND YOUR JOB.
I AM ENVIOUS.
Can't, I'm sworn to secrecy! I signed several contracts written in code...with my own blood! If I breathe a word of what I learned they'll use my blood to clone me, train my clone as an assassin and then send it to kill me... I think.
Things and stuffs...and other important objects.
#10780
Tiste Simeon
- Faith, Heavy Metal & Bacon
-
- Group: Malaz Regular
- Posts: 12,163
- Joined: 08-October 04
- Location:T'North
Posted 08 March 2014 - 08:06 AM
Grimjust Bearegular, on 07 March 2014 - 09:49 PM, said:
Possibly Brent Weeks, on 07 March 2014 - 11:31 AM, said:
Grimjust Bearegular, on 06 March 2014 - 09:45 AM, said:
I went to Canada last week and visited Bioware. Those guys are awesome!
GIVES ME ALL YOUR KNOWLEDGES.
AND YOUR JOB.
I AM ENVIOUS.
Can't, I'm sworn to secrecy! I signed several contracts written in code...with my own blood! If I breathe a word of what I learned they'll use my blood to clone me, train my clone as an assassin and then send it to kill me... I think.
10/10 would watch the film version of this.
A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
