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Heavy metal.. thats just plain wrong.
Whats making you happy right now
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Tiste Simeon 
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Posted 30 January 2014 - 10:33 PM
Graablick, on 30 January 2014 - 10:11 PM, said:
Heavy metal.. thats just more freaking awesome than words can accurately portray and anyone who thinks otherwise is boring and has nothing epic or cool in their life
Fixed to say what you actually meant.
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#10683
Illuyankas
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Posted 30 January 2014 - 11:07 PM
Sure are some [insert widely disliked except by pre-teens pop idol of your choice here] fans making fools of themselves
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Kaamos
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Posted 31 January 2014 - 07:34 AM
Here's trvv Norwegian black metal for Graablick. 
The music video is a gem shining among beach pebbles!
The music video is a gem shining among beach pebbles!
This post has been edited by Kaamos: 31 January 2014 - 09:15 AM
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Posted 31 January 2014 - 11:20 AM
Kaamos, on 31 January 2014 - 11:05 AM, said:
Too dark man, I couldn't cope! Also, bum cheeks.
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We all Scream
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I Scream
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Thelomen Toblerone
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Posted 31 January 2014 - 05:35 PM
Just had MRI results back (last few weeks I've had some unpleasant symptoms) which confirm no tumors or growths in my brain. After seeing a friend slowly die with brain tumors last year, I am so unbelievably relieved I don't think I can truly express the emotion. The slight downside is I've got a week in hospital ahead of me for a lumbar puncture and other tests, but I will take that every single f*cking time. PHEW.
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Posted 31 January 2014 - 06:24 PM
Graablick, on 31 January 2014 - 04:47 PM, said:
How on earth could that not be safe for work? That ain't dark Tiste, its just bad production, but then again some like it that way, don't know why..
...did you watch the whole thing?
TT great news man really happy for you! Also nice to see you on here!
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You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
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You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
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Posted 31 January 2014 - 08:17 PM
Kaamos, on 31 January 2014 - 11:05 AM, said:
Too grim. Cannot cope
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Posted 02 February 2014 - 05:44 PM
Flying to Belfast on Tuesday back Weds, Friday I'll be spending in Bristol and Cardiff, all on the company. Subsistence allowances covers £20 for eating out or a 3 course meal in the hotel with half a bottle of wine. Nowhere does it say you have to have a standard wine. Most expensive bottle on the wine list here I come.
"see that stranger's arm crushing the life from him - do you understand? Not an eternal prison for Messremb"
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Posted 02 February 2014 - 09:36 PM
Man if I still lived in Cardiff I'd come& join you with that bottle! 
A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
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Posted 04 February 2014 - 10:47 AM
Mate at work took yesterday off so he could watch the Stupor Bowl.
Did I mention he's a mad Denver fan?
I kept an eye on the live score updates and the texts I sent him and his increasingly desperate replies helped me through a rather icky Monday morning. I'm still chuckling.
Did I mention he's a mad Denver fan?
I kept an eye on the live score updates and the texts I sent him and his increasingly desperate replies helped me through a rather icky Monday morning. I'm still chuckling.
This post has been edited by Sombra: 04 February 2014 - 10:48 AM
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"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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Posted 04 February 2014 - 12:53 PM
Birthday steak with my wife tonight!
A Haunting Poem
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We all Scream
For I Scream.
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
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Posted 04 February 2014 - 02:55 PM
I was going to put this in the messin with my groove thread, but my groove cannot be messed with. I'm so psyched that I'm not going to let the guy who ran a stop sign where my children's bus stop is located, and after I mouthed the word "asshole" he got out of his truck and tried to get in my face, ruin everything.
Three things kept me from pounding the ever-loving snot out of this guy and they are as follows:
1. It's potentially horrifying for little girls to see their dad in a fight. Also, one never knows who will come armed to a fist fight, and any guy willing to stop his vehicle in the middle of the road to make up for his lack of substantial genitalia vis a vis fisticuffs is probably willing to take it to the next level.
2. I haven't been in a fight in over 10 years. Who knows if I could have taken this guy? Then I'm in the hospital, or police station (he was the aggressor cuz he got out of his truck and approached me, but not everyone would see it that way) and I don't have the freedom to go getting into fights; I got a family to take care of.
3. I get to interview Jack Gantos today. This is the main reason I am so pumped about today. I don't wanna screw it up or show up with a split lip or black eye to the school where he is speaking. Gotta be professional when you meet a successful writer.
Anyway, so hopefully my wisdom and patience wins the day, and this interview goes over well, cuz I REALLY wanted to fuck that guy up.
Three things kept me from pounding the ever-loving snot out of this guy and they are as follows:
1. It's potentially horrifying for little girls to see their dad in a fight. Also, one never knows who will come armed to a fist fight, and any guy willing to stop his vehicle in the middle of the road to make up for his lack of substantial genitalia vis a vis fisticuffs is probably willing to take it to the next level.
2. I haven't been in a fight in over 10 years. Who knows if I could have taken this guy? Then I'm in the hospital, or police station (he was the aggressor cuz he got out of his truck and approached me, but not everyone would see it that way) and I don't have the freedom to go getting into fights; I got a family to take care of.
3. I get to interview Jack Gantos today. This is the main reason I am so pumped about today. I don't wanna screw it up or show up with a split lip or black eye to the school where he is speaking. Gotta be professional when you meet a successful writer.
Anyway, so hopefully my wisdom and patience wins the day, and this interview goes over well, cuz I REALLY wanted to fuck that guy up.
This post has been edited by Spoilsport Stonny: 04 February 2014 - 02:56 PM
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