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Beer vs. Bacon: The age old debate...your vote MATTERS

Poll: Beer vs. Bacon: The age old debate...your vote MATTERS (100 member(s) have cast votes)

  1. Beer: The flavour of weekends (58 votes [58.59%])

    Percentage of vote: 58.59%

  2. Bacon: The manliest of all consumables (41 votes [41.41%])

    Percentage of vote: 41.41%

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#81 User is offline   Vengeance 

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Posted 17 August 2008 - 07:05 PM

Well I usually answer Chicago Deep dish Pizza, but that wasn't a choice..:D
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#82 User is offline   Terez 

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Posted 17 August 2008 - 07:34 PM

Sausage is full of all the nasty bits...

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There it is.

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Posted 17 August 2008 - 07:40 PM

BEER! by Psychostick

I like beer cause it is good
I drink beer because I should
If there was a song to sing
I sing it and beer you bring

I drink beer when I am sad
Cuz the beer it makes me glad
There is nothing left to say
So let's go drink beer.

BEER IS GOOD! (x 3)
...AND STUFF!

BEER IS GOOD! (x 3)
Let's go drink some...


When it's warm it tastes real crappy
But cold beer will make me happy
When I throw up on the floor
I can go and drink some more

They say beer will make me dumb
It are go good with pizza
Now that we have drunk some beer
Let's go drive a car.

BEER! (Beer...) (x 6)
BEER IS GOOD! (x 3)
Let's go drink some...

-"Ah Dude I think you've had enough..."
-"NOrOrOOrOOOOOOOOOOOOOOrOOOOOOOrOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Let's go drink some beer!

I am drunk, drunk is me.
I am drunk... WHEEEEEE!
*yes, he really was drunk*
The Pub is Always Open

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#84 User is offline   Zanth13 

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Posted 17 August 2008 - 07:49 PM

I asked this question to some people today, and every single one of them looked at me like was stupid, like such a thing could even be debated...


Beer.Wins.
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#85 User is offline   HoosierDaddy 

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Posted 17 August 2008 - 08:13 PM

And here comes beer down the back straightaway, and bacon is falling back! Bacon is falling back!

Beer's stretched its lead to 2 lengths and they're coming towards the finish line!

B double E double R U N Beer run!
B double E double R U N beer run!
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Posted 17 August 2008 - 08:23 PM

How much sugar is there in bacon?

I suggest we ferment bacon to make bacobeer, the winningest of all beverages.
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Posted 17 August 2008 - 08:25 PM

Thelomen Toblerone;370650 said:

How much sugar is there in bacon?

I suggest we ferment bacon to make bacobeer, the winningest of all beverages.


Well if you get the sugar cured kind (instead of the salt cured kind) then this may be possible.
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Posted 17 August 2008 - 08:27 PM

i cant believe how close the vote is, i personally can't stand bacon but beer, c'mon it's beer!!!
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Posted 17 August 2008 - 08:30 PM

You can't stand bacon? While I agree with your sentiment that the vote shouldn't be this close, this stance on bacon has me viewing you askance.

:Erm:
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#90 User is offline   Sparkimus 

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Posted 17 August 2008 - 08:40 PM

Zanth13;370530 said:

Well I thought you were apt till i saw the pitiful rep...:D


Ow...my pride :D

QUOTE (Stalker @ Jan 23 2009, 01:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So last night I was walking downtown for some pizza at like 1am with some friends of mine,
and someone said, "I'm so hungry I could eat a whole pizza."

I said, "I bet I could eat 100 pizzas," and no one understood me. I was sad.
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Posted 17 August 2008 - 08:43 PM

Darkwatch;370652 said:

Well if you get the sugar cured kind (instead of the salt cured kind) then this may be possible.


I like your thinking. But I prefer salt. MAKE IT HAPPEN DW!!!!
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#92 User is offline   Sparkimus 

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Posted 17 August 2008 - 08:44 PM

I dont think fermenting meat will result in anything that would be even marginally drinkable....although if you kept it down I'm sure it would be a wild ride (to the hospital).

QUOTE (Stalker @ Jan 23 2009, 01:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So last night I was walking downtown for some pizza at like 1am with some friends of mine,
and someone said, "I'm so hungry I could eat a whole pizza."

I said, "I bet I could eat 100 pizzas," and no one understood me. I was sad.
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#93 User is offline   Thelomen Toblerone 

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Posted 17 August 2008 - 08:51 PM

Sparkimus;370664 said:

I dont think fermenting meat will result in anything that would be even marginally drinkable....




DIRTY SLANDEROUS LIES!!!!!!!!!:folken:
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#94 User is offline   Sparkimus 

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Posted 17 August 2008 - 09:04 PM

Well then I have a challenge for you, we'll keep it simple.

Blend up some bacon and let it sit for a day, just one day, and get back to me on it.

QUOTE (Stalker @ Jan 23 2009, 01:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So last night I was walking downtown for some pizza at like 1am with some friends of mine,
and someone said, "I'm so hungry I could eat a whole pizza."

I said, "I bet I could eat 100 pizzas," and no one understood me. I was sad.
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Posted 17 August 2008 - 09:21 PM

Without yeast?!?! What are you trying to do, poison me?!

Madness.

And now, all this talk of bacon has led to me desiring bacon, and Im about to eat a mini bacon sarnie before bed. :D
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Posted 17 August 2008 - 09:35 PM

And now we come back to ... beer soaked bacon.


I must be recognized for my genius, and by recognized I don't mean "point and laugh," like when I designed a car with three wheels (they loved it in Europe, you philistines!).

One day, you'll be able to buy a bottle of lager with chunks of bacon on the bottom - nay, one day, you won't be able to not buy such a thing.

I shall call it ... Beercon, and I shall be the Baconeer.
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#97 User is offline   Sparkimus 

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Posted 18 August 2008 - 01:40 AM

Thelomen Toblerone;370676 said:

Without yeast?!?! What are you trying to do, poison me?!

Madness.

And now, all this talk of bacon has led to me desiring bacon, and Im about to eat a mini bacon sarnie before bed. :D


by all means throw some yeast in there, whatever makes you feel better.

QUOTE (Stalker @ Jan 23 2009, 01:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So last night I was walking downtown for some pizza at like 1am with some friends of mine,
and someone said, "I'm so hungry I could eat a whole pizza."

I said, "I bet I could eat 100 pizzas," and no one understood me. I was sad.
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#98 User is offline   RodeoRanch 

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Posted 18 August 2008 - 04:07 AM

Beer is winning. Excellent. And I haven't even had to use my evil powers.
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Posted 18 August 2008 - 05:01 AM

Beer is good, really good. At times, like a hot day almost nothing beats a good cold one.

And there are other things to drink, and I'll take a scotch over a beer any day.

But bacon is bacon. It goes with anything. burger and bacon. Pancakes and bacon. Beer and bacon. Ham and bacon. Bacon and bacon. Bacon has to be my favorite food. It should be it's own food group.
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Posted 18 August 2008 - 06:37 AM

Bacon, but more because I hate beer than because I couldn't live without bacon :D
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