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#21 User is offline   Raymond Luxury Yacht 

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Posted 12 August 2008 - 05:42 PM

Come on beach volleyball! Beat those Germans!
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Posted 12 August 2008 - 07:05 PM

U S A! U S A! I was rivetted watching the mens olympics last night. Can't wait to watch U.S. v Nigeria in their last group play game to decide if they advance to the soccer quarterfinals.
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Posted 12 August 2008 - 07:17 PM

Nothing on right now but handball and kayaking. Bah. When does wrestling start? Tomorrow?
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Posted 12 August 2008 - 10:38 PM

amphibian;369165 said:

Why are you limiting it to medals?


cos that's what it's all about, I'm already counting silver and bronze losers.
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Posted 12 August 2008 - 10:46 PM

I'm with Cougar on this :)

Medals are the important thing, well and the entertainment and charm of the separate events.
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Posted 12 August 2008 - 10:54 PM

And the rumours of sex parties in the Olympic village.

What?
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Posted 12 August 2008 - 11:04 PM

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And the rumours of sex parties in the Olympic village.

What?


I haven't factored those into the equations

How would you rank them?
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Posted 13 August 2008 - 12:46 AM

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And the rumours of sex parties in the Olympic village.

What?

What, hundreds of horny, hormone crazed young men and women, at the peak of physical fitness, crammed together in close quarters for days? It's obviously Celibacyland.

Also, that 13 year old British diver boy must be so pissed off.
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Posted 13 August 2008 - 05:26 AM

Illuyankas;369275 said:

What, hundreds of horny, hormone crazed young men and women, at the peak of physical fitness, crammed together in close quarters for days? It's obviously Celibacyland.

Also, that 13 year old British diver boy must be so pissed off.


Why, with all the 12 and 13 year old Chinese gymnasts running around? One of the girls was about 3'9 I think. Or, roughly the size of one of my legs.
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Posted 13 August 2008 - 07:26 AM

Phelps is unreal. THe USA women's gymnastics team really shit their pants tonight.
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Posted 13 August 2008 - 07:44 AM

Phelps, THE AMERICAN BAD ASS
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Posted 13 August 2008 - 07:47 AM

I guess Mark Spitz was talking a little bit of shit about Phelps the other day. I hope Phelps breaks his medal record.
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Posted 13 August 2008 - 07:51 AM

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Phelps, THE AMERICAN BAD ASS


I doubt this is really a suitable nickname for Phelps, he'd struggle to be less 'Badass'

How about 'THE JUG-EARED TORPEDO'

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'THE BALTIMORE BULLET'

anyway shouldn't you be supporting Greece or Cybertron?

Ouzo anyone, energon? No....
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Posted 13 August 2008 - 07:53 AM

Raymond Luxury Yacht;369305 said:

I guess Mark Spitz was talking a little bit of shit about Phelps the other day. I hope Phelps breaks his medal record.


Sorry for the double post but I just had to comment that Spitz always looked like a dodgy 70s porn actor so he can get stuffed.
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Posted 13 August 2008 - 09:12 AM

A dodgy porn star from the movie "Look at my 11 Olympic gold medals."
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Posted 13 August 2008 - 10:39 AM

No just a dodgy porn actor, that film would presumably be a gay flick featuring Mark Spitz's new boyfriend, RLY. :)
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Posted 13 August 2008 - 02:02 PM

Damn.............athletes like phelps alone take so many medals!!..........India is strugglin badly just for one!
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Posted 13 August 2008 - 05:00 PM

Dude, Orozco gets tossed in the 3rd minute? Seriously? What an idiot. However, fantastic finish to the Nigeria/US game. Absolutely nut-so.
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Posted 13 August 2008 - 06:18 PM

How did that game end? I only saw the first half/
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