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Super Battle Fest Challenge.

Poll: Super Battle Fest Challenge. (45 member(s) have cast votes)

Superman (11 votes [24.44%])
Percentage of vote: 24.44%
Spiderman (1 votes [2.22%])
Percentage of vote: 2.22%
Batman (5 votes [11.11%])
Percentage of vote: 11.11%
Wolverine (6 votes [13.33%])
Percentage of vote: 13.33%
The Hulk (2 votes [4.44%])
Percentage of vote: 4.44%
Silver Surfer (9 votes [20.00%])
Percentage of vote: 20.00%
Iron Man (1 votes [2.22%])
Percentage of vote: 2.22%
The Thing (0 votes [0.00%])
Percentage of vote: 0.00%
Captain America (0 votes [0.00%])
Percentage of vote: 0.00%
Thor (10 votes [22.22%])
Percentage of vote: 22.22%

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#61 Cougar

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Posted 29 July 2008 - 10:25 PM

Bent;361662 said:

I could beat Cougar in Arm wrestling!!!!!

Bring it bitch.:xander:

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#62 Bent

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Posted 29 July 2008 - 10:35 PM

As a matter of fct, During the US malaz meet-up, bubba and I are going to arm-wrestle for the rights to fly over there next year and face you in an international arm wrestling tourney. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

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#63 Raymond Luxury Yacht

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Posted 30 July 2008 - 07:17 AM

Isn't the US meetup going to be just the two of you? Sounds cozy.

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#64 The Tyrant Lizard

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Posted 30 July 2008 - 05:35 PM

[quote name='Illuyankas;361642]Well' date=' Alba's physical appearance was nice - especially the Human Torch-powers and then naked scene - even if she did look ridiculous with blonde hair. QUOTE']

I take serrious umbrage with this statement. She was blonde in Sin city werent she? And she was hot in that, not ridiculous... sorry, I mean HAWT.

EDIT: the umbrage I take is so serrious I put two rs in it.

On topic, Batman and Supe take a leaf out of Hancock's book, and chill out sometimes.

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#65 Illuyankas

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Posted 30 July 2008 - 05:49 PM

I don't see why we're disagreeing here. It's not like you're saying she's a good actress, after all, she's just - just - hot. Also;

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#66 The Tyrant Lizard

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Posted 30 July 2008 - 05:59 PM

Most creepy... Where did I put my clothes? I no longer trust this laptop

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#67 Optimus Prime

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Posted 30 July 2008 - 07:09 PM

Bent;361677 said:

Just slap them around and throw hot tea in their eyes!

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#68 wolf_2099

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Posted 30 July 2008 - 07:19 PM

Aptorian;359097 said:

I voted Thor.

I don't know if the silver surfer is able to beat Thor, he probably is because the cosmic power stuff, but Thor beats Superman. Superman is vulnerable to magic and MjÃ¸lnir would bash his head in.

I agree with Apt.

I think superman is stronger than Thor, but since Thor is magical, Superman gets butt sexed by the hammer.

Then silver surfer gets butt sexed by his own board.

Now that I've postedm on topic, you may all return off topic. With more butt sex.

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#69 The Tyrant Lizard

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Posted 31 July 2008 - 09:16 AM

Can any budding artists out there please make a comic of the above mentioned butt sex. I'd be interested to see which way the hammer goes in.

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#70 Illuyankas

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Posted 31 July 2008 - 03:42 PM

You have just reminded me of the comics (yes, plural) where the Hulk rapes his way through the male members of the Avengers, and then where Doctor Doom rapes Captain America.

You bastards.

#71 Cougar

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Posted 31 July 2008 - 04:04 PM

Illuyankas;362790 said:

You have just reminded me of the comics (yes, plural) where the Hulk rapes his way through the male members of the Avengers, and then where Doctor Doom rapes Captain America.

You bastards.

What, when and how...I've never seen that!

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#72 caladanbrood

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Posted 31 July 2008 - 04:06 PM

That does not sound good:eek:

O xein', angellein Lakedaimoniois hoti têde; keimetha tois keinon rhémasi peithomenoi.

#73 Illuyankas

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Posted 31 July 2008 - 04:20 PM

That's because they were online porn comic panels. You lucky mother fuckers.

#74 Raymond Luxury Yacht

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Posted 01 August 2008 - 05:58 AM

Illuyankas;362790 said:

You have just reminded me of the comics (yes, plural) where the Hulk rapes his way through the male members of the Avengers, and then where Doctor Doom rapes Captain America.

You bastards.

You read some strange shit.

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#75 Optimus Prime

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Posted 01 August 2008 - 06:46 AM

I don't remember the comics of my youth having too many rape scenes :eek:

#76 Cougar

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Posted 01 August 2008 - 09:01 AM

I'm pretty sure that in a hulk comic maybe WWH series, he either threatens to or it is strongly suggested that when the Hulk loses control he comitts rape.

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#77 dktorode

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Posted 01 August 2008 - 09:05 AM

What was this thread about again?

I've seemed to have lost all train of thought there for some reason.

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Why dont they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?

#78 Battalion

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Posted 01 August 2008 - 10:41 AM

I'm kind of glad that the Thing has been blanked in the voting. I used to like him when I was a kid, but the new films have put me off him. I'm not a great fan of C.G.I, but in Superhero films, it is a must. Spiderman swinging through the streets is breathtaking, and the effects of the Hulk in Hulk were wicked. They should of C.G.I'd the Thing because he just looks like a bloke with a massive head.

#79 dktorode

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Posted 01 August 2008 - 10:53 AM

The Thing was made back in 1982

Back when "a bug in the system" actually meant there was a bug that has shorted something in the mini bus sized computer.

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Why dont they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?

#80 Nightmare

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Posted 01 August 2008 - 11:16 AM

Are you talking about John Carpenter's Thing? If so, I didnt think that was a superhero.

Batman would destroy the opposition. With a bit of kryptonite he'd give superman the wedgy of his life, tie spiderman up with a batarang wire and wrap him in his own web, come up behind David Banner while he was masturbating on the net and chop his head clean off, use a special space magnet to steel the surfer's board and then beat him to death with it, melt Iron Man's suit with some super sulfuric acid and then spank the naked fool beneath, create a shield that was more powerful than Captain America's and then kung fu him to death, denounce Thor and say he didn't believe in god - thunder or otherwise - thus rendering him powerless enabling batman to use his anti-thunder god spray and bring him to his knees, and wolverine and the Thing he would fight at the same time, and bash the fuck out of them with his superior fighting skills