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If they ever make a Malazan film, Kallor should be played by Samuel L Jackson.

#361 User is offline   Spoilsport Stonny 

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Posted 16 May 2014 - 08:35 PM

I think he means sorta like this:

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Posted 15 August 2017 - 06:54 PM

Peter Cushing for Kallor.

And please, donīt even mention that small inconvenience. Isnīt death an easily reversible state in Malazan world?
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Posted 06 September 2017 - 10:36 AM

I've no idea if he could actually pull the role off because I've never seen him in anything else, but I think the guy on the last page who suggested Kallor could be played by Death from Supernatural was a pretty inspired choice in terms of look, that basically is Kallor! Though Nighy in a similar look to Viktor from Underworld is a pretty good shout as well to be fair.

Also Sean Bean is Whiskeyjack.
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Posted 06 September 2017 - 11:56 AM

It's settled then. Shall I ring Rutger Hauer?
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Posted 06 September 2017 - 01:42 PM

He's over for dinner tonight, i'll ask him.
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Posted 06 September 2017 - 02:14 PM

View PostWinterPhoenix, on 06 September 2017 - 10:36 AM, said:



Also Sean Bean is Whiskeyjack.
Nooo, it will be spoilerific in itself!
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Posted 06 September 2017 - 03:18 PM

View PostMorgan Lefay, on 06 September 2017 - 02:14 PM, said:

View PostWinterPhoenix, on 06 September 2017 - 10:36 AM, said:



Also Sean Bean is Whiskeyjack.
Nooo, it will be spoilerific in itself!


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Posted 13 September 2017 - 11:11 PM

He does get to come back nearer the end and be all kickarse and epic again though :D

I was just thinking of Whiskeyjack (in terms of Sean Bean roles specifically, didn't really have this exact image when I read them) as a sort of mixture of Eddard Stark and Sharpe lol
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Posted 13 September 2017 - 11:45 PM

What are you referring to?
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