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#121 User is offline   Dr Trouble 

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Posted 17 August 2008 - 04:53 PM

Obdigore;370326 said:

Indeed she does. I like Jo as well.

Yeah, her husky vice is great. But we haven't seen her body yet. Whereas Allison is showing hers all oer the place!
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Posted 19 August 2008 - 06:55 PM

Oh I dunno, Jo wears those tight little sheriff outfits... oh yea...

Anyway, anyone watch the Roast of Bob Saget sunday night? Pretty good :D
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Posted 19 August 2008 - 06:57 PM

I saw it, it was funny. Norm Macdonald was painful to watch though.
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Posted 19 August 2008 - 06:58 PM

I was going to say that. A couple people thought he was hilarious. I was just sitting there thinking how bad he was... The old lady was pretty good tho :D 'punch me in the face so I see some stars up here.'
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Posted 19 August 2008 - 07:26 PM

Anybody watch the Tudors besides me? I checked it out from the lib and really enjoyed it. The second season should be pretty fantastic.

Lots of gratuitous sex scenes though, which doesn't bother me one little bit.
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Posted 19 August 2008 - 07:35 PM

Obdigore;371772 said:

Oh I dunno, Jo wears those tight little sheriff outfits... oh yea...

Anyway, anyone watch the Roast of Bob Saget sunday night? Pretty good :D



OHH!!! It's out!? I've been waiting for ever for that thing.

There's just so much comedy gold to be dug up on this guy. Just imagine how many Olson Twins sexjokes there must have been.

Must go find and download post haste!
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Posted 19 August 2008 - 07:38 PM

Here's a couple from the Bob Saget Roast....

John Stamos walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, we've got a drink named after you!"

To which John Stamos replies, "Really? You've got a drink named 'Secret Fag'?"

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The Olsen Twins walk into a bar and ask the bartender to make them both an asshurts.

"Umm, I'm not sure what that is," says the bartender. "How do you make it?"

The Olsen twins shrug, and then one of them says, "Well, first Bob Saget gives you a chocolate milk, and then, 3 hours later, you wake up facedown on the bed and your ass hurts."
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Posted 19 August 2008 - 07:41 PM

YES! More!

Tell me Jeffrey Ross was attending. The guy is a Roast Superhero.
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Posted 19 August 2008 - 07:57 PM

Yes he was. And he looked like a retard.

It was pretty good, plenty of olson twin jokes, such as

'The olson twins were scheduled to show up, but they canceled when they heard there would be food here.'

something about the olson twins being licked by Heath Ledger, by Mr. Ross, which I forgot.

The norm macdonald part was just bad, imo.
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Posted 19 August 2008 - 08:26 PM

Artie Lang was supposed to be on it, but had a heroin relapse instead, which is disappointing.
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Posted 20 August 2008 - 01:35 PM

Zomg Zomg Zomg, anyone see Eureka last night?

ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG. CAST CHANGE!
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Posted 20 August 2008 - 01:52 PM

Yeah Norm's bit was a bit unnerving. I was sitting at the bar watching it with a ton of people and no one knew if we were supposed to be laughing.

The first guy (I can't remember who it was...I missed it the first time around and was drunk by the time it re-ran) was definitely the best. The joke about Norm dropping more coin at the casino than Michael J Fox does at the parking meter almost made me piss myself.

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Posted 20 August 2008 - 02:05 PM

Obdigore;372182 said:

Zomg Zomg Zomg, anyone see Eureka last night?

ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG. CAST CHANGE!

Yay! I just started the third season and I was thinking that they need to freshen it up.
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Posted 20 August 2008 - 02:14 PM

Sparkimus;372194 said:

Yeah Norm's bit was a bit unnerving. I was sitting at the bar watching it with a ton of people and no one knew if we were supposed to be laughing.

The first guy (I can't remember who it was...I missed it the first time around and was drunk by the time it re-ran) was definitely the best. The joke about Norm dropping more coin at the casino than Michael J Fox does at the parking meter almost made me piss myself.



Yeah. That's Greg Giraldo. He's one of the funniest comics out there right now. Always cracks me up. Definitely not PC in the least. :D
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Posted 20 August 2008 - 06:26 PM

That's the beauty of those roasts. They're allowed to be a crude and offensive as possible, and no one cares. It's great.
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Posted 21 August 2008 - 05:10 PM

Obdigore;372182 said:

Zomg Zomg Zomg, anyone see Eureka last night?

ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG. CAST CHANGE!


Yeah, but do you think he's really gone? I can see him coming back in some freak time-warp/sci-fi accident just when Carter and Allison are getting tight.

Good episode though...


As for Jo - I think she had a stint on the L-Word...maybe showed some boobage?
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Posted 25 August 2008 - 05:52 PM

I don't know what 'the l-word' is?
edit: looked it up. Never even heard of the show before, oh well.

Also, the sister might be interesting, along with mr doctor comming looking for his GF/Baby... and yes, I can see him slowing himself down and coming back ;)
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Posted 26 August 2008 - 02:24 AM

Obdigore;374439 said:

I don't know what 'the l-word' is?
edit: looked it up. Never even heard of the show before, oh well

Oh lordy. Watch ten episodes and I'll be damned if you're not loving it.
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Posted 26 August 2008 - 09:42 AM

I never liked The L-Word.

Like most teenage boys 7 odd years ago when it came out, I eagerly awaited the hot steamy lesbian scenes. But as the show went on, I started watching it for story and thought it was a bit stupid. And plus the hot steamy lesbian scenes got less and less until it was mostly that short haired ugly one having sex all the time.

I'm just about to watch the last episode of Generation Kill. I have thoroughly enjoyed the series. And I hope this paves the way for more of the same.
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Posted 26 August 2008 - 10:04 PM

I've started on Season 1 of Deadwood. I somehow never got around to it before. So far, it's pretty fucking awesome...:Rodeo:
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