
The OFFICIAL "I JUST GOT MY DIRTY HANDS ON TTH" BEFORE ABYSS Thread
#41
Posted 23 June 2008 - 02:49 PM

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#42
Posted 23 June 2008 - 02:56 PM
Obdigore;336977 said:
I have an exception as well
Also this:is not the delivery service I paid for. At all.
Also this:is not the delivery service I paid for. At all.
Exactly the same thing here. WTF is ups saver. I spent a shitload on fast delivery.
#43
Posted 23 June 2008 - 03:01 PM
Folken, you are a god amongst men.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
#44
Posted 23 June 2008 - 03:02 PM
Mine arrived early this morning, and I came so close to not bothering to get out of bed and answer the door, as I wasn't expecting it to be Toll the Hounds yet.
Relief. And pleasant surprise. And excitement. And more shiny Malazan goodness. Wohoo!
Relief. And pleasant surprise. And excitement. And more shiny Malazan goodness. Wohoo!
#45
Posted 23 June 2008 - 03:03 PM
This is why I didn't spend the extra on a quicker delivery.
How many fucking people do I have to hammer in order to get that across.
Hinter - Vengy - DIE. I trusted you you bastard!!!!!!!
Steven Erikson made drowning in alien cum possible - Obdigore
Hinter - Vengy - DIE. I trusted you you bastard!!!!!!!
Steven Erikson made drowning in alien cum possible - Obdigore
#46
Posted 23 June 2008 - 03:28 PM
I'm getting mine on wednesday (not from amazon though), and RotCG should (finally) arrive tomorrow so I can read them back-to-back which is AWESOME.
#47
Posted 23 June 2008 - 03:37 PM
As a preliminary point, lovely thread title. Really. Har har dy har hah. Die. 
So i, like many above, received a nice little email notifier this past weekend...
The Deutsche.
The frikkin Deutsche.
I relied on the brits to get this book to me in good time, thinking that the history of the British Empire would, if nothing else, at least manage to pull this
off... and what do they do... subcontract it out to the Germans.
I can't decide whether to be relieved or dismayed. Certainly, legendary hun effciency should lead to my hb of TtH arriving in pristine condition precisely on July 3 2008.
On the other hand, harsh experience with TB, RG and other items (see: http://www.malazanempire.com/forums/showth...ght=canada+post ) have taught me to expect the worse. Perhaps i'll have to chase the courier (again - see RG) around the city because my signature is three molecules off from the line or something...
As a precautionary measure, i'm stocking up on shnitzel and beer...
- Abyss, just knows that even if they get this right, RCG is going to Azerbijan...

So i, like many above, received a nice little email notifier this past weekend...
Quote
-----Original Message-----
From: Amazon.co.uk [mailto:auto-shipping@amazon.co.uk]
Sent: June 22, 2008 1:15 PM
Subject: Your Amazon.co.uk order has dispatched
Greetings from Amazon.co.uk,
We thought you would like to know that the following item has been sent
to:
(you)
using Deutsche Post World Net.
...
Shipped via Deutsche Post World Net (estimated arrival date:
03-July-2008).
From: Amazon.co.uk [mailto:auto-shipping@amazon.co.uk]
Sent: June 22, 2008 1:15 PM
Subject: Your Amazon.co.uk order has dispatched
Greetings from Amazon.co.uk,
We thought you would like to know that the following item has been sent
to:
(you)
using Deutsche Post World Net.
...
Shipped via Deutsche Post World Net (estimated arrival date:
03-July-2008).
The Deutsche.
The frikkin Deutsche.
I relied on the brits to get this book to me in good time, thinking that the history of the British Empire would, if nothing else, at least manage to pull this
off... and what do they do... subcontract it out to the Germans.
I can't decide whether to be relieved or dismayed. Certainly, legendary hun effciency should lead to my hb of TtH arriving in pristine condition precisely on July 3 2008.
On the other hand, harsh experience with TB, RG and other items (see: http://www.malazanempire.com/forums/showth...ght=canada+post ) have taught me to expect the worse. Perhaps i'll have to chase the courier (again - see RG) around the city because my signature is three molecules off from the line or something...
As a precautionary measure, i'm stocking up on shnitzel and beer...
- Abyss, just knows that even if they get this right, RCG is going to Azerbijan...


THIS IS YOUR REMINDER THAT THERE IS A
'VIEW NEW CONTENT' BUTTON THAT
ALLOWS YOU TO VIEW NEW CONTENT
'VIEW NEW CONTENT' BUTTON THAT
ALLOWS YOU TO VIEW NEW CONTENT
#48
Posted 23 June 2008 - 03:49 PM
magicrealist;337022 said:
Exactly the same thing here. WTF is ups saver. I spent a shitload on fast delivery.
Its 'ground'. I ship stuff all the time, and the 'saver' service is ground. I swear to god if they send it to Baltimore, then ship it ground to me there will be hell to pay.
Monster Hunter World Iceborne: It's like hunting monsters, but on crack, but the monsters are also on crack.
#49
Posted 23 June 2008 - 03:57 PM
Mine's coming tomorrow 
Unfortunately, my master plan of reading all the other books before it's arrival in order to be completely in the know with all that's going on has ground to an almost complete halt because of real life. I'm about 70 pages from finishing Deadhouse Gates, that's all I've managed to get up to since the beginning of May. Disaster.

Unfortunately, my master plan of reading all the other books before it's arrival in order to be completely in the know with all that's going on has ground to an almost complete halt because of real life. I'm about 70 pages from finishing Deadhouse Gates, that's all I've managed to get up to since the beginning of May. Disaster.
#50
Posted 23 June 2008 - 03:58 PM
Ordered Title Price Dispatched Subtotal
---------------------------------------------------------------------
Amazon.co.uk items (Sold by Amazon EU S.a.r.L.):
1 Toll the Hounds (Malazan B... £11.65 1 £11.65
Shipped via UPS (estimated arrival date: 24-June-2008).
Fuck yeah
---------------------------------------------------------------------
Amazon.co.uk items (Sold by Amazon EU S.a.r.L.):
1 Toll the Hounds (Malazan B... £11.65 1 £11.65
Shipped via UPS (estimated arrival date: 24-June-2008).
Fuck yeah

#51
Posted 23 June 2008 - 04:06 PM
Just got the golden message from Amazon..
Arriving tomorrow!
Have a job interview tomorrow lunch time, meeting 3 Directors from a rival business at a pub in Preston, then home to type out resignation letter, 4 weeks garden leave in which to read TTH!!!!!!
Yipee!!!
Arriving tomorrow!
Have a job interview tomorrow lunch time, meeting 3 Directors from a rival business at a pub in Preston, then home to type out resignation letter, 4 weeks garden leave in which to read TTH!!!!!!
Yipee!!!
#52
Posted 23 June 2008 - 05:05 PM
I got mine this morning too.
Marvellous, oh and don't waste time trying to murder and rape me. Again. In that order. I tire of the efforts.
Marvellous, oh and don't waste time trying to murder and rape me. Again. In that order. I tire of the efforts.
#53
Posted 23 June 2008 - 05:19 PM
Well, my exception is gone off the site and it now says this when I track it:
So I would think for all us Yanks, that the exception is nothing to worry about.
UPS said:
Your package is on time with a scheduled delivery date of 06/25/2008.
So I would think for all us Yanks, that the exception is nothing to worry about.
Monster Hunter World Iceborne: It's like hunting monsters, but on crack, but the monsters are also on crack.
#54
Posted 23 June 2008 - 05:29 PM
Mine should be arriving tomorrow. I really hope it arrives nice and early in the morning (even if the delivery man wakes me up) just so I can spend all day reading it. Who needs to go outside when you have TtH?
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#55
Posted 23 June 2008 - 05:32 PM
I ordered the extra expensive most quick delivery of TtH because it didn't look like TtH would be out in Denmark before the 1st of July.
Then this afternoon Tremolo sends me and text message telling me that "TtH is available in Arnold Busch" today.
God damn you KARMA!
Then this afternoon Tremolo sends me and text message telling me that "TtH is available in Arnold Busch" today.
God damn you KARMA!
#57
Posted 23 June 2008 - 06:07 PM
Obdigore;337165 said:
Well, my exception is gone off the site and it now says this when I track it:
So I would think for all us Yanks, that the exception is nothing to worry about.
So I would think for all us Yanks, that the exception is nothing to worry about.
Same!!
'
Your package is on time with a scheduled delivery date of 06/24/2008. "
wooooooohhhh. Amazon said the 25th and ups says the 24th. what should I trust?
lol.
#58
Posted 23 June 2008 - 06:22 PM
ordered mine from waterstones as i got NoK nearly two weeks early.
so far it still waiting to be picked from wearhouse, not a happy lad here. asi abandoned my reread as it wouldn't be in time lol.
ANGRY:mad:
so far it still waiting to be picked from wearhouse, not a happy lad here. asi abandoned my reread as it wouldn't be in time lol.
ANGRY:mad:
#59
Posted 23 June 2008 - 06:53 PM
Dancer;337153 said:
I got mine this morning too.
Marvellous, oh and don't waste time trying to murder and rape me. Again. In that order. I tire of the efforts.
Marvellous, oh and don't waste time trying to murder and rape me. Again. In that order. I tire of the efforts.
You're a dead kitty. You know you've met your match in me.

#60
Posted 23 June 2008 - 07:09 PM
Yes...I just got the message that
Shipped via Royal Mail (estimated arrival date: 30-June-2008).
Sweetness...Oh wait...I have to deal with both the Royal Mail and the Chicago Mail... Which means that I will be getting it 30-July-2008....Sigh..
Shipped via Royal Mail (estimated arrival date: 30-June-2008).
Sweetness...Oh wait...I have to deal with both the Royal Mail and the Chicago Mail... Which means that I will be getting it 30-July-2008....Sigh..
How many fucking people do I have to hammer in order to get that across.
Hinter - Vengy - DIE. I trusted you you bastard!!!!!!!
Steven Erikson made drowning in alien cum possible - Obdigore
Hinter - Vengy - DIE. I trusted you you bastard!!!!!!!
Steven Erikson made drowning in alien cum possible - Obdigore